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UrbanTheEmcee

Your Favorite Quotes

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George Brosnan

Snakes On A Plane:

 

I Have Had It, With These Mother f*cking Snakes, On This Mother f*cking Plane.

 

Night Of The Living Dead:

 

Their Coming To Get You, Barbra.

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DemonKing

 

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

 

 

She's a Catholic, man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.

 

 

Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

 

 

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

 

 

It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. Heh!

 

 

He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy "X.

 

Some more good movie quotes. turn.gif

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Lethal Nizzle

“And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a f*cking monkey and smoking sh*t. Because he left his pains down here.”

Rhah, Platoon

 

Brilliant film.

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major underscore

"To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?" - The Black Adder II

 

"I think he's the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition. " - The Black Adder III

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Slamman

"What's you major Malfunction, Numbnuts!!??"

 

...So classic it was used again in Peter Jackson's Frighteners. (As I recall from last dated viewing)

 

"Don't Pretend that you know me, when I don't even Know Myself"

-THE WHO

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Hobo Rocket

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can we not cure cancer?"

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Slamman

Some of them standing, some awaiting in line... as if there was something, that they thought they might find. What was it here, brought you out in the dark? Was it your only way of making your mark? None of the tears that we cry in sorrow or rage, could make any difference, or turn back the page. ... On Your own admission, you raised up the knife.... and brought it down, ending another man's life. And when it was over, you just threw down the knife, as the red blood spilled wider, like the anger you made.

 

David Gilmour - About Face LP - "Murder"

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bobgtafan

Nigga they ain't neva gonna cure AIDS! S*** they still mad they cured polio!

Edited by bobgtafan

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Slamman

Now ^ is that a quote or are you just making stuff up? They tell me my stuff makes no sense! haha

 

"There's Three sides to every story, babe, There's yours and there's mine and the COLD HARD TRUTH"

Don Henley, 1982

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bobgtafan
Now ^ is that a quote or are you just making stuff up? They tell me my stuff makes no sense! haha

 

"There's Three sides to every story, babe, There's yours and there's mine and the COLD HARD TRUTH"

Don Henley, 1982

That was from Chris Rock's kill the messager. Nope I didn't make it up!

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GTA3Freak-2001

The one in my signature I've got quite a fondness for, its one of the final lines from Roy in Blade Runner:

 

 

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

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gta_player5

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is Nothing." - Anonymous

 

"To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." - Roberta Flack

 

"Life is parallel to hell but I must maintain." - NaS in NY State of Mind

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Playstation_Loyalist

 

(After the church guy alerts a horde)"This guy is nuttier than candy bar sh*t."

 

 

(When Bill mentions about shooting him if he turns) "What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that, too?"

 

"Watch my back. But hey, don't stare at my ass!"

 

"Gee, nice shot Bill, that was my ass!"

 

 

Cortez: "The nerdito has introduced me this game called Left 4 Dead, where Cortez Cardinal slaughters the population of this whole world."

 

Leeroy: "You mean the zombies?"

 

Cortez: "Zombie?"

 

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poopskin
I MISS THE INTERNET...

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D- Ice

"Women are good for three things - cooking, cleaning and vaginas".

Jon LaJoie - Genital Song.

 

Infact, virtually everything is quotable from his songs. biggrin.gif

 

 

 

 

Edited by D- Ice

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Slamman
Now ^ is that a quote or are you just making stuff up? They tell me my stuff makes no sense! haha

 

"There's Three sides to every story, babe, There's yours and there's mine and the COLD HARD TRUTH"

Don Henley, 1982

That was from Chris Rock's kill the messager. Nope I didn't make it up!

I was at Walmart DVD shopping when I saw that one, last week. I haven't viewed it though. I prefer him in movie roles like Lethal Weapon versus standup or his Everyone Hates Chris. I did watch that one though.

 

My favorite quotes are probably song based or from interviews, I tend to recall specific quotes from radio interviews.

 

Earl Root (RIP) had interviewed Bobby Blitz Ellsworth of OVERKILL on a rare occasion in the 1990s, and the lead off question I got was "Why do you think we are on this God forsaken sh*t hole?"

Which is not your typical rock star question, but that's what made Mr. Root so great.

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Enilorac-

Homer Simpson: ''If something is hard to do - it's not worth doing it''.

 

^ Says it all.

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Typhus

Nope.

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philster_12

The Mighty Ducks

 

its not worth playing, if you can't win

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Lethal Nizzle
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is Nothing." - Anonymous

First quote's by Muhammad Ali, posted it on the last page. smile.gif

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UrbanTheEmcee

Yo crew don't phase us, will make you bustas pay us, run up in yo spot like CJ from San Andreas.

(Dave Chappelle as Tupac)

 

 

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Bullet_Chris

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment."

Michael Corleone

 

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!'

Vito Corleone(I think)

 

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yzzybones

"If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

 

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

 

 

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Kiabbo

"In the elections you just choose the sauce that you'll be eaten with" - Eduardo Galeano

"I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS!" - hobo in GTA IV

"The bigs just looks big 'cause we are kneeling" - Pierre joseph

"Nobody dies, peoples just wake up from the dream of the life" - Raul Seixas

Sorry for my bad english, I don't know if it is right but I guess you can understand it.

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Slamman
Yo crew don't phase us, will make you bustas pay us, run up in yo spot like CJ from San Andreas.

(Dave Chappelle as Tupac)

 

 

I hope that show gets back on, before we all die in a fiery HELL on earth.

 

Anyway, one I just used tonight is my MOTTO and MANTRA

 

"For every minute of work, I need an hour of play!!"

 

-Autograph, GTA Vice City!

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Bigs

"Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?"

 

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viken9191

Niko, do want to see some American TTies? smile.gif

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JayM

"I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to." - Jimi Hendrix

 

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix

 

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean." - Bob Marley

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Slamman
Niko, do want to see some American TTies? smile.gif

U sure that's what he said??

 

I have a Rockcheck radio archive segment going up on YouTube, and in case you miss it, one of the callers had this to say, and it went out ON THE AIR!!

 

"Liberace was a great Pianist, but he sucked on the organ!"

 

When heard on the call in, you get to hear the requisite groaning and hanging up on the poor man! hahaha

 

My folks had some guests over and I shared that gem with them! It did provoke laughs!

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_-=Zombie=-_

"Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion!". - Alice Cooper

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