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UrbanTheEmcee

Your Favorite Quotes

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*MURDOC*

Something along the lines of:

 

"Americans are ignorant, they dont know who John Lennon or Iron Maiden is."

-Crocodouchebag

 

Hilarious.

 

Also, his 2nd posts as return-member .:[Heskey]:.

 

That one is hilarious too, hes such a self-concious, ignorant f*ckface. "If your from America. you obviously hate everyone not from America!" basically what he thinks. Slow bastard.

Edited by *MURDOC*

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Ottae

 

"No, Lewis. It's not me. You're mistaken."

inlove.gifinlove.gif

 

A line from Bulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine has always stuck in my mind.

 

"What we don't know keeps the contract alive and moving. They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em.

While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells, rally round the family, pocket full of shells."

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Rhoda

I'm by no means a Buddhist, or religious in any way actually, but many of Buddha's quotes are rather inspirational and so simple they're brilliant:

 

  • "Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace."
  • "Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind."
  • "Every human being is the author of his own health or disease."
  • "It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell."
  • "It is better to travel well than to arrive."
So much wisdom.

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Overmorrow

There is something in human history like retribution; and it is a rule of historical retribution that its instrument be forged not by the offended, but by the offender himself. The first blow dealt to the French monarchy proceeded from the nobility, not from the peasants. The Indian revolt does not commence with the ryots, tortured, dishonoured and stripped naked by the British, but with the sepoys, clad, fed and petted, fatted and pampered by them.

-Karl Marx

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Petarkco

Here is my quotes.

 

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. "

-Tony Montana

 

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."

-Tony Montana

 

"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, "I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight", people would say, "Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth"."

-Michael Jackson

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McLovin2404

"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbour's dog" - Dwight Schrute

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lord sh...t-head

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

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Capricornus

"A Hero is a sandwich, so don't go out thinking that you can save the world".

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ThePhenom92

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"- Albert Einstein, so freaking true.

 

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish"- Euripides

 

That quote basically sums up how kids are at my school.

 

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"- JFK

 

 

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major underscore

 

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. "

-Tony Montana

 

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."

-Tony Montana

Many great quotes in Scarface. My favorite, though, comes from the TV version of the movie:

 

"This town is like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked." - Tony Montana smile.gif

 

 

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MorlockGod

Babylon5

"If you can't say what you mean, then you can never truly mean what you say."

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Slamman

Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.

Was a Late Show classic, every time a new flub up speech by George Bush Jr was pitted up against some REAL classic speech soundbites.

 

Now that Bush is gone, we won't have that gold mine, but I was reminded of just how awesome they were when the radio morning show highlighted yet another one. It was spawned because of someone who referred to the WWW as the Internets.

A simple flub up, but they milked the hell out of it!

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Petarkco
Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.

Was a Late Show classic, every time a new flub up speech by George Bush Jr was pitted up against some REAL classic speech soundbites.

 

Now that Bush is gone, we won't have that gold mine, but I was reminded of just how awesome they were when the radio morning show highlighted yet another one. It was spawned because of someone who referred to the WWW as the Internets.

A simple flub up, but they milked the hell out of it!

Yeah those where funny. Too bad there isn't any more sad.gif . Unless Obama makes some mistakes when talking.

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Slamman

Yeah, nearly everyone of 'em was a gem!

It was like the Jimmy Kimmel bit of Unneccesary Censorship...added to key moments captured from celebs.

 

The most pecular thing was that Presidents should have Speech writers making sure they get it right, one must assume he didn't stick to those

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Clem Fandango
Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.

 

 

LOL. Those are hilarious.

 

 

The most pecular thing was that Presidents should have Speech writers making sure they get it right, one must assume he didn't stick to those

It's because Bush kept it real and Obama is a teleprompter bitch. wink.gif

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major underscore

 

Yeah those where funny. Too bad there isn't any more sad.gif . Unless Obama makes some mistakes when talking.

I wouldn't worry about that:

 

 

 

Another favorite of mine is when he said that 10,000 people had died in a town in Kansas when in fact it was only 12 or something like that. And he's only just started his first term...

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Blades

"Maybe there is no heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish - a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow - to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll."

 

Hunter S. Thompson biggrin.gif

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Lethal Nizzle

“Battle is an orgy of disorder.”

George S. Patton

 

“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.”

George S. Patton

 

“To the German Commander, Nuts! A.C. McAuliffe, Commanding.”

General A.C McAuliffe

 

And my favourite:

 

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”

Muhammad Ali

 

 

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bobgtafan

Guy 1: ugh this car is so old, worn out, and dirty

Guy 2: Just like your mom

 

 

Your girlfriend is so natsy she doesn't have crabs she has lobsters.

 

Guy 1: Ahh how did he die?

guy 2: Maybe from solar power?

Guy 1: How would solar power kill him?

Guy 2: I Don't Know maybe he was a republicain?

 

Guy 1:Maybe one day we can stop with the momma jokes

Guy 2: The f*ck up!

Guy 1: YO MAMA BITCH!

Edited by bobgtafan

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.Rafto

I don't know if this has been said yet but here it goes:

 

Don't drink & drive, or you'll spill your drink.

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*MURDOC*

I've always heard it as...

 

 

Don't drink & drive, you might hit a bump and spill it.

 

 

Essentially the same thing.

 

I find it funny even though drinking and driving pisses me off.

 

 

"If you die, I'll never talk to you again!"

 

lol

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.Rafto
I've always heard it as...

 

 

Don't drink & drive, you might hit a bump and spill it.

 

 

Essentially the same thing.

 

I find it funny even though drinking and driving pisses me off.

 

 

"If you die, I'll never talk to you again!"

 

lol

Ye that's the one I heard, just couldn't remember what the correct words were. But anyways, same meaning.

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Mercenary Lady

"Stop looking at what you ain't got and start being thankful for what you DO got." - T.I, Live Your Life

 

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Slamman

It's better to Burn out, then FAAAADEEE AWAAAYYYY, - Def Leppard

 

Live your life without any Sorrow, Death will come Tomorrow, - KREATOR

 

"If you're having sex, use a condom, or you might just fu*kin' Die"

 

A local band opened their set with that classic!! ^

Edited by Slamman

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Vanzant

I have a folder with some good ones from the Pwn* group...most of which (esp. Amy's) are NOT safe for work.

 

Pwn*H0tb0x

"Why carry handsoap and bitch about germs when you would stick your f*cking face in some girls cooch?"

 

Pwn*Amy Jones

" YOU KNOW WHAT SLUTS ARE BETTER THAN WHORES. WHORES f*ck EVERYONE JUST TO GET LAID / SLUTS f*ck FOR INCOME...YOU HAVE A JOB AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR WORK TOOLS AND KEEP THEM CLEAN YES??? SO DO SLUTS THEY TAKE GREAT CARE OF THEIR TWATS SURELY BECAUSE THAT IS THEIR SOURCE OF INCOME!"

 

"IF A GIRL CLAIMS HER PUSSY IS FIRE...IT MEANS SHES GOT THE CLAP!"

 

"WELL...IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT AFTER YOU HIT IT...YOU ARE BEST OFF GETTING IT FROM THE TAP"

 

"YOU CAN WIN MOST COCK-OFFS AT RANDOM BY STANDING NEXT TO A GROUP OF GUYS AND JUST ANNOUNCING A MEAT-OFF AND WHIPPING IT OUT...98% OF THE TIME NO GUY WILL COMPETE WITH YOU AND YOU WOULD WIN BY DEFAULT. IF YOU THINK IM BULLsh*tTING YOU JUST GIVE IT A SHOT"

 

"most guys act tough and claim even if offered a million bucks, they wouldnt suck a dick. but you know damn well if that money was shown to you id bet you would suck that f*cking dick like it had the cure"

 

"LOOK, ITS LIKE THIS. IF A GIRL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE THE BEST SEX SHE EVER HAD SHES STRAIGHT UP LYING TO YOU, ITS WHEN SHE DONT TELL YOU THAT YOU REALLY KNOW,.. THAT AND THE SCRATCHES SHE LEAVES ON THE WALL."

 

Pwn*DexX

 

"Remember when we all laughed at the light-weights who got drunk on Four beers? It's not so damn funny when the economy is in sh*t and they can drink on a f*cking 18 pack for a week."

 

"How fair is it they raise cigarette prices AND continue to restrict places where we can smoke at the same damned time? If I paid Ten bucks or more for a package of cigarettes, in my mind I feel as if I should be able to smoke the f*ckers anywhere I wanted, they are not cheap therefore I should SHARE these things in public!

 

Pwn*PurdueGirl18

 

"You know that show Dora the Explorer? I'm the best at it, like when the bitch wants to know where something is, I find it long before any Five year old can. I'm too damn good."

 

Pwn*Tanner

 

"That kid who graduated high school and College will get that management position in Three weeks of employment over the drop-out hard working employee with Twenty years under His belt. That is because you need hard workers doing the work and the intelligent ones doing management and f*cking up. It's a repeated cycle."

 

Pwn*Megatron

 

"You ever date those girls, the ones who claim to have been single for 6 months? They have been LAID in that time period many times. Single bitches get f*cked don't buy that line! No one goers without!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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UrbanTheEmcee

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. (The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly)

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GTArv

Ezekiel 25:17. 'nuff said.

 

"If anything can go wrong, it will." - Although it sounds negative, it certainly helps remove the uncertainty from any situation.

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Clem Fandango

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool, to the left."

Ecclesiastes 10:2

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Damo.

"Well, ABC, NBC, CBS bullsh*t

They give us fact or fiction, I guess an even split

And each new act of war is tonight's entertainment

We're still the pawns in their game

As they take eye for an eye, until no one can see

We must stumble blindly forward, repeating history"

- Bright Eyes.

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bobgtafan

Pwn*PurdueGirl18

 

"You know that show Dora the Explorer? I'm the best at it, like when the bitch wants to know where something is, I find it long before any Five year old can. I'm too damn good."

 

that was a hella funny

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