donnits Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 "All I ever wanted out of life was what everyone else had, not more. Just not the less I was used to... Well, I took a real swing for it, you know? And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be. I was one of you. And it felt good. People finally saw me like I saw myself, and you can't ask for more than that... Maybe I did, though. Maybe it got so I didn't want to be equal to anymore. I wanted to be better than. And that's a recipe for injury. That doesn't mean you give up, though. You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench. Life is gonna give me another set, and I'm gonna rock it. Cause my name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness." ~Mark Wahlberg, as Daniel Lugo (Pain & Gain, 2013) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehannum Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 "Bang that head that doesn't bang" - R. Birch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Sarah Silverman looks like Anacksunamun from The Mummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 "Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves." - James Joyce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Tony Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 "But he isn't wearing anything at all!" - The Emperor's New Clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reformed Squid Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) "Recently, I have received the following question from a concerned individual: "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about our society?" In order to answer this inquiry, we must first ask ourselves, "Why did cavemen invent the wheel?" I believe the Salarians told them to, but regardless, with the advent of the wheel, we have things like the internet, space shuttles, lean cuisine, and lava lamps. Now don't misconstrue my words, Miss Leakes. I'm not saying we should stop supplying our employees with titty mink, nor am saying the government should cut funding to odorless asshole projects, which seek to eliminate the stench of an anus after it's sh*t. Now back to your question. In order to vanquish mosquitoes from this world, we need to f*ck those useless organisms up with some powerful sh*t. Thank you." Edited April 11, 2015 by Cloudee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 "Welcome to the inside or your head. It's kind of empty in here." Judge Anderson, DREDD (2012). Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) "There's a f*cking head in the refrigerator!" - Police officer during the initial investigation of Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment... Edited April 12, 2015 by MotelGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 "To live is to suffer. But to survive, well, that's to find meaning in the suffering." - Freidrich Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argonaut Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) This may not mean much, but I like it: "I've had a couple people ask me recently if drifting was still fun to me. All I could do is laugh when I was asked that. If drifting wasn't the absolute most fun thing I have ever done, I wouldn't be killing myself to make sure I can do what I do." -Pat Goodin, Professional drifter Edited April 12, 2015 by Argonaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulnex Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 “The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby Fonz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haha365 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) "People believe what they want to believe. Everybody loves a hero." Edited April 13, 2015 by Gigs84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testarossa Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 "If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling." ~Paul Walker Niko Montana, Payne Killer and Skeever 3 twitter // instagram // #KB43VER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Montana Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Skeever and Affalterbach 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 the futility of lighting candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason i find children's birthday parties impractical. -holt i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. Affalterbach and Haha365 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 in order to survive and thrive on their own, the younglings must learn to crack their own nuts. -attenborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerryM Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Payne Killer and krashr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 bill- "it's a history report, not a babe report" ted- "but bill, those are historical babes" Tyler and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnJester Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) "Hi there, I'm Guybrush Threepwood. A mighty pirate!" (And variations thereof) Almost every Monkey Island game made Also this Edited June 13, 2015 by SnJester Fonz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Montana Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qOjOp Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlareEntercounter Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?" - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2 Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 ''Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'' - Muhammad Ali ''The champ is here!.'' - Muhammad Ali ''Everyone got a plan, untill they get hit in the face.'' - Mike Tyson (not sure if this where the exact words) Affalterbach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y Λ N K X V Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'll give up the water if you give up being a busta Ryder from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas slimeball supreme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 "I ache in the places where I used to play". From My wife just now moaned that very line from across the way. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sombra Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 bitches aint sh*t but hoes and tricks slimeball supreme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menstrual Deranged Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 "Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved." ~Helen Keller I memorized this quote and the sentiment of it was one of the things that helped me get through college. I also say it to myself when I'm having a particularly bad day at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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