Your Favorite Quotes

[Shaunr 17]

"You can't kill me, I'm in the sequel!"

-Colin on "Whose line is it anyway?"

[voteneg 1]

 

"A photo will only last as long as the camera or the computer you put the picture in, a memory will last a lifetime."-Me.

 

Till you get alzhiemers...

 

 

My favorite quote.

 

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those timid spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."-Theodore Roosevelt.

 

 

 

[Hobo Rocket 1,418]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Wooderson (Dazed and Confused)

 

"Man, it's the same bullsh*t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall 'Pink' Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N'." - Wooderson (Dazed and Confused)

[ryuclan 156]

 

"Oh no we aren't! We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!... are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!... is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!...because pussies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck assholes. Assholes who just want to sh*t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can f*ck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f*ck too much, or f*ck when it isn't appropriate,... and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.  I don't know much in this... crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f*ck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies!... all covered in sh*t."

Gary - Team America: World Police.

"Classic"

I second that. Team America....f*ck yeah.

 

 

 

 

Obama should give this speech some time in the near future. I'd die laughing.

Edited May 1, 2009 by ryuclan

[860 1,602]

"God told me to go to war."

 

- George W. Bush

[El Zilcho 103]

It's in my sig.

 

[Pr0xy_fl00d3r 8]

“I'll die before I'm 25, and when I do I'll have lived the way I wanted to.” - Sid Vicious

 

"I always thought that If you wanna change the world then you have to start with yourself, so if George Bush wants to end terrorism he might aswell kill himself" Anti Flag, No borders no nations live

 

"Umberto Robina: Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you Cuban. You have proved yourself, man. You got big cojones.

Tommy Vercetti: Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail."

 

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough." Peter Kay

 

"Forget about your John 3:16's, Austin 3:16 said I kicked your ass" Stone cold Steve Austin.

Edited May 1, 2009 by Pr0xy_fl00d3r

[Andyzoot 493]

"Monty you terrible c*nt!"

 

-Withnail and I. Half of that film can be quoted to be honest.

[Damien. 0]

Bitches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks

Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick - Dr. Dre

 

Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'

Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh*t - Eazy-E

[Cashire 0]

Don't know if it is totally correct, but I'm stunned that this wasn't posted:

 

"That's one small step for man, one great leap for mankind."

Thats how he said it, but he cocked it up. It was meant to be "Thats one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

 

Man and mankind are the same thing

[trip 13,443]

"all the harm I've done - alas has only been to myself"

 

[livejoker 20,646]

I CAN'T BELEIVE NO "Dude, where's my car?" QUOTES HAVE NOT BEEN SAID YET! I'll just copy and paste (Don't worry...i'll add the reference somewhere) about my favorite quotes from my favorite movie from my favorite actor. (: Enjoooy.

 

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?

Chester: Where's your car dude?

Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?

Chester: Where's your car dude?

____________________________

 

Alien Nordic Dude #1: Could you please tell us where we may find the continuum transfuctioner?

Chinese Foooood Lady: And then?

Alien Nordic Dude #1: And then we may go and get it?

Chinese Foooood Lady: And then?

[pause]

Alien Nordic Dude #2: Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?

____________________________________________________

 

All quotes from Chinese Foooooood lady (:

_____________________________________

 

Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could deliver pizzas better than you two!

Jesse: But then the pizzas would get all wet.

_____________________________________

 

Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.

Jeff: Hey.

______________________

 

Lastly, and my favorite;

 

[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!

Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?

Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?

Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?

Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?

Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?

Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?

Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?

[later]

Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?

Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

 

Sorry for an extreme long post...but you see...I like to contribute to topics like this one here.

[ThePhenom92 0]

Two classic ones from Seinfeld.

 

"You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

 

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyGJQx2Fgk&feature=related

[Gouveia 2,208]

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyGJQx2Fgk&feature=related

I lol'd so hard when he screamed that line!

 

Also:

 

"You want bread? THREE DOLLARS!"

[Slamman 130]

"no Coke, Just Pepsi..... Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger....Cheeseburger."

 

"2 girls, 1 cup"

 

no waiting

 

I saw that video, have to admit it now, I have doubts it's real. I mean, once regurgitated, sure, but......

[EM1N3M. 0]

''If love is stronger than everything, why did she left me?'' Read it somewhere.

 

''If God exists, why does he make people suffer?'' My own quote.

[ryuclan 156]

"Straight outta Locash, a crazy mothaf*cka named Gusto

I f*cked yo wife cause the bitch is a big hoe

I f*cked sista, I f*cked yo cat, I would f*ck yo mom but the bitch is too fat

When I'm in yo neighborhood you better dig a moat

Cause I come and slit, yo muthaf*ckin throat

Blood is drippin, I'm not trippin, bitches panties is what I'm rippin

Rollin faster than a mothaf*ckin dirtbike

Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like

Like to eat it, like to suck it, take a sh*t in a bucket

Straight outta Locash"

-MC Gusto (Chris Rock) Cb4

[Slamman 130]

That old quote (you made), that's commonly 'asked' of believers. However, I stated it's not God's mission to make people suffer, it's because the World is flawed, because of sin. Simple as that. There's the answer.

 

I love SNL for quotes, like "Hear me now, Believe me Later" Hanz and Franz-

 

"We're here to PUMP YOU UP!!"

"You're just little Girly Men"

 

Then there's classic TV like Hawaii Five O!

 

Book 'em Danno!

Edited May 2, 2009 by Slamman

[860 1,602]

 

also Slammy you forgot my favourite part of Christianity, the divine plan.

god planned every single thing. that includes sin.

[EM1N3M. 0]

I never said I am a religious man.

 

I'm actually not.

That's why I asked that question.

[ryuclan 156]

"If it ain't worth dying for then it probably ain't worth having" -me

 

"The only difference between family and friends is you can't pick your family, but I know for damn sure that option would be much appreciated."

 

Conversation between me and lega_c on msn:

LC: Yeah we got into this deep ass conversation about the proper way to eat pussy

Me: Got any cliff notes?

 

 

Wise words from Homer Simpson:

 

If god is almighty and can do anything then can he make a rock so big the even he can't lift it?

[EM1N3M. 0]

Or ''When life gives you a hundread reasons to cry, show life that you've a thousand reasons to smile'' - Me.

[ryuclan 156]

Or ''When life gives you a hundread reasons to cry, show life that you've a thousand reasons to smile'' - Me.

"When life gives you lemons,say f*ck that and make Kool-Aid." -Me

[EM1N3M. 0]

Or ''When life gives you a hundread reasons to cry, show life that you've a thousand reasons to smile'' - Me.

"When life gives you lemons,say f*ck that and make Kool-Aid." -Me

Or ''When life is showing you that you're gay, show life that you're straight'' - Me.

[ryuclan 156]

 

Or ''When life gives you a hundread reasons to cry, show life that you've a thousand reasons to smile'' - Me.

"When life gives you lemons,say f*ck that and make Kool-Aid." -Me

Or ''When life is showing you that you're gay, show life that you're straight'' - Me.

"Life is like a box of chocolate. Every mothaf*cka wanna ask for more."

 

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

Edited May 2, 2009 by ryuclan

[2pac_96 1]

 

         Scarface

 

Tony Montana: You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

 

 

Tony Montana: I never f*cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of sh*t up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.

 

 

Tony Montana: Every dog has his day.

 

 

[Bullet_Chris 5]

         Scarface

 

Tony Montana: You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

 

 

Tony Montana: I never f*cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of sh*t up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.

 

 

Tony Montana: Every dog has his day.

 

 

I like Scarface, here's some more quotes!

 

 

Tony:In this country...you gotta make the money first,when we get the money you get the power...then we get the power then you get the women.

 

 

Tony:Die, you f*cking cockroach!

 

 

Tony:Say goodnight to the bad guy, 'cause this is the last time you're going to see a bad guy...

[PacMaan 2]

 

"Straight outta Locash, a crazy mothaf*cka named Gusto

I f*cked yo wife cause the bitch is a big hoe

I f*cked sista, I f*cked yo cat, I would f*ck yo mom but the bitch is too fat

When I'm in yo neighborhood you better dig a moat

Cause I come and slit, yo muthaf*ckin throat

Blood is drippin, I'm not trippin, bitches panties is what I'm rippin

Rollin faster than a mothaf*ckin dirtbike

Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like

Like to eat it, like to suck it, take a sh*t in a bucket

Straight outta Locash"

-MC Gusto (Chris Rock) Cb4

"Comin straight out of Locash, a crazy motherf*cker named Dead Mike

So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike

off a cliff, I'm drivin you over

Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover

Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark

I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark

Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you

A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)

A villain with a hat, and it's like that

I tied yo' moms to a motherf*ckin train track

Flat on her back, I give her some crack

It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?

At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass

She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!"

 

[ryuclan 156]

"Straight outta Locash, a crazy mothaf*cka named Gusto

I f*cked yo wife cause the bitch is a big hoe

I f*cked sista, I f*cked yo cat, I would f*ck yo mom but the bitch is too fat

When I'm in yo neighborhood you better dig a moat

Cause I come and slit, yo muthaf*ckin throat

Blood is drippin, I'm not trippin, bitches panties is what I'm rippin

Rollin faster than a mothaf*ckin dirtbike

Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like

Like to eat it, like to suck it, take a sh*t in a bucket

Straight outta Locash"

-MC Gusto (Chris Rock) Cb4

"Comin straight out of Locash, a crazy motherf*cker named Dead Mike

So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike

off a cliff, I'm drivin you over

Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover

Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark

I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark

Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you

A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)

A villain with a hat, and it's like that

I tied yo' moms to a motherf*ckin train track

Flat on her back, I give her some crack

It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?

At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass

She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!"

I'm glad somebody knows where that's from.

[Bullet_Chris 5]

"Straight outta Locash, a crazy mothaf*cka named Gusto

I f*cked yo wife cause the bitch is a big hoe

I f*cked sista, I f*cked yo cat, I would f*ck yo mom but the bitch is too fat

When I'm in yo neighborhood you better dig a moat

Cause I come and slit, yo muthaf*ckin throat

Blood is drippin, I'm not trippin, bitches panties is what I'm rippin

Rollin faster than a mothaf*ckin dirtbike

Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like

Like to eat it, like to suck it, take a sh*t in a bucket

Straight outta Locash"

-MC Gusto (Chris Rock) Cb4

"Comin straight out of Locash, a crazy motherf*cker named Dead Mike

So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike

off a cliff, I'm drivin you over

Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover

Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark

I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark

Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you

A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)

A villain with a hat, and it's like that

I tied yo' moms to a motherf*ckin train track

Flat on her back, I give her some crack

It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?

At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass

She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!"

I'm glad somebody knows where that's from.

I thoutght this was post your favourite quotes not post your favourite lyrics.