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UrbanTheEmcee

Your Favorite Quotes

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Weirdo.
"Sh*t Happens" - Unknown Author

It was probably Shakespeare.

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grandsanman

"don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon"

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Long Haired Freaky Guy

 

And even though nobodies life is ever perfect, You start to wonder if all the pain was really worth it, Pondering the purpose of living, the curse that was given, Dreaming about freedom and escaping the prison

 

- Cunninlynguists - Never Know Why

 

 

Life is a train ride, and at the many stations along the route, people important to us debark, never to get aboard again, until by the end of the journey, we sit in a passenger car where most of the seats are empty.

 

- Dean Koontz - False Memory

 

 

I'll never understand how a girl can say she loves a man

and turn around and have sex with another man

 

- Cunninlynguists - Rain

 

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Vanilla Shake

This entire song.

 

"Yeah I could hide in the calm of the eye of the storm

And never blow away

Well I'm a young man with a knife to my back

Some things never seem to change

 

Nowhere to run to

Nowhere to hide

Sing the song or keep it inside

Bought the farm

But the farmer done died

Sing that song

Sing that song inside

 

I wish I could live in the dream

That I fly on the tarred and feathered wings

Well I'm losing a game of reality

Dice where the dealer never ever pays

 

Nowhere to run to

Nowhere to hide

Sing the song or keep it inside

Bought the farm

But the farmer done died

Sing that song

Sing that song inside

 

I wanna be as big as a mountain

I wanna fly as high as the sun

I wanna know what the rent's like in heaven

I wanna know where the river goes

 

Yeah I could hide in the calm of the eye of the storm

And never blow away

Well I'm a young man with a knife to my back

Some things never seen to change

 

Nowhere to run to

Nowhere to hide

Sing the song or keep it inside

Bought the farm

But the farmer done died

Sing that song

Sing that song inside

 

I wanna be as big as a mountain

I wanna fly as high as the sun

I wanna know what the rent's like in heaven

I wanna know where the river goes

 

If I was stronger

I could be a mountain range

If night was longer

Could I escape the day?

If I was stronger

I could be a mountain range

If night was longer

Could I escape the day?

 

Nowhere to run to

Nowhere to hide

Sing the song or keep it inside

Bought the farm

But the farmer done died

Sing that song

Sing that song inside

 

I wanna be as big as a mountain

I wanna fly as high as the sun

I wanna know what the rent's like in heaven

I wanna know where the river

I wanna be as big as a mountain

I wanna fly as high as the sun

I wanna know what the rent's like in heaven

I wanna know where the river goes

Where the river goes

Where the river goes

Where the river

Where the river

Where the river

Where the river

Where the river

Where the river goes

Where the river goes" - Stone Temple Pilots

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haxor

Girl) Am I pretty?

(Boy)No

(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?

(Boy)No

(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away? ... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more

......(Boy)No

 

She heard enough and wazs hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

 

The boy grabbed her arm

 

(Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful

(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever

(Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!

(Boy whispers) Please stay with me

(Girl whispers) Of course

 

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry ♥

 

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Ziggy455

"Always know if the Juice is worth the Squeeze."

Timmy Olphant, The Girl next Door

 

"

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GerryM
"Sh*t Happens" - Unknown Author

It was probably Shakespeare.

LOL colgate.gif

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I'll Just put this Quote so it won't as cheating on post (overposting)

 

 

Accidents happen, GET LOST!- Tommy Vercetti

 

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trip

"Mama, Mama many worlds I've come since I first left home"

-Robert Hunter(Grateful Dead - Brokedown Palace)

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Quiteso

Favourite quote? Well, here's a good one:

 

"May I remind you of Space Core directive 34124?"

"34124... no officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity?"

 

-Red Dwarf tounge.gif

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Sanjeem

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" - Al Pacino / Michael Corleone

 

As much as i hated the Godfather trilogy they have some of the best quotes ever!

 

"I'm gonna count to ten to get your Filthy Ugly no good looking Posture off my Property, before i pump your guts fulla Lead...1,2,10!" A scene from the Home alone series.

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GerryM

The video itself is a Quote

 

 

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WF the Hobgoblin

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing." - Homer Simpson

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JoeyLeone25

 

"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

 

"A pun is the lowest form of humour - when you don't think of it first."

- Oscar Levant

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Spinach

You a bounty hunter?

 

Mans got to do something for a living these days.

 

Dieing ain't much of a living boy.

 

The Outlaw Josey Wales

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Ziggy455

"There's so many different people in this world; black, white, yellow...kind of makes you wonder if god had a sunny disposition..." Unknown.

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coin-god

 

It can only be attributable to human error.

 

 

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

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BigAmericanTitties

very true stuff in my humble opinion

 

 

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

-Mao Zedong

 

 

"A thief is more moral than a congressman; when a thief steals your money, he doesn't demand you thank him."

- Walter Williams

 

 

"It is no easy task to be good."

- Aristotle

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GerryM

 

 

The video contains 1 famous Quote biggrin.gif

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UrbanTheEmcee
"Always know if the Juice is worth the Squeeze."

Timmy Olphant, The Girl next Door

 

"

lol words I live by. Nice quote, and nice flick too.

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TheSiggi

"Not until the last idea has been patented, the last programmer has been jailed, the humans will recognize that lawyers can't programme"

unknown author

 

"The lie gets half around the world before the truth can get its pants on"

 

nearly forgot:

 

N00b: "Can I go now?"

Altaïr: "Not yet.....there's something I need from you."

N0b: "What?"

Altaïr: "Your life....BAMM!"

Edited by The_Siggi

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Not Volt Krueger

Should I tell you when I plan to take a sh*t tomorrow or would that be none of your f*cking business?

 

Can't you let me go to hell the way I want to?

 

Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.

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SLRMC93

From the twisted metal head on extra twisted edtion the dark past

at about 2:09 (ahem)
will you please get the f*ck out of my kitchen I'm trying to cook this motherf*ckin stew
its DEEP catloaf_by_anuj.gif

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Landstalker

"You're f*cking with me, you're f*cking with the best!" (Scarface)

"You see, I knew ther ewasn't shoratge of platters." (Scarface)

"I told you about a long time ago you little monkey not to fukc me!" (Scarface)

"Hola, lesson number one; don't underestimate the other guys greed!" (Scarface)

"Let's get this straight man; I never fuked over anybody in my life who didn't had it coming to them." (Scarface)

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. When you get the money, you get the power. And when you get the power, then you get the women." (Scarface)

"Do you know what a hazzer is Frank? It's a pig, that don't fly straight." (Scarface)

"All I have in this world is my balls and my words. And I don't break them for no one." (Scarface)

"You wanna play rough? Say hello to my little friend!" (Scarface)

"f*ck this, f*ck that. Well f*ck you!" (Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)

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Saggy

"I bet your brains could fit into a mustard seed, and still rattle around like a peanut in a box cart."

 

-Doc Adams, Gunsmoke

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UrbanTheEmcee

In Japan, I'm Michael Jackson, and you're Todo. It's Tedo, Todo is what we had for dinner last night!

(Rush Hour 2)

 

Hey pops, what you gotta do around here? N*gga, I ain't gotta do sh*t, my moms take care of me.

(Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood)

 

Who sent you! Victor Sweet! Victor Sweet sent me....(sigh of relief) thank God. Thank God!!! God didn't kill my brother mother f*cker, thank Victor Sweet! BLAM!*

(Brothers)

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Vanilla Shake

"But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain."

 

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Minus the Boom

"Life is like Chinese food - sometimes it's great, other times it makes you throw up."

 

Or something along those lines. I remember reading it somewhere. Not the classiest quote out there but it gets the point across. icon14.gif

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trip

From a neogaf thread.

 

 

Originally Posted by ****:

I think it's part of growing up in the internet.

 

Must be, I don't know what Neopets is, and there was no internets when I was growing up.

 

I'm glad of the fact, though. Porn to me means admiring the curves of a beautiful woman, not all the yelling and spitting and wangs that kids today get.

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Tyler

Dear god, I think I just found my quote of the year. Good work Trip, that honestly made me punch a nun in the mouth. icon14.gif

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SanAndreasManiac

from 2 and a half men, when Jake (12 at that season) is in love with his ballet teacher

Charlie: "it's like a dog running after a car, he can't reach it, even if he could, doesn't know how to drive"

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