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"Why am I Mr Pink?"


"Because you're a fa**ot, alright?" - Steve Buscemi, Reservoir Dogs.


"Now the truth may set you free, but first it's gonna' piss you off" - Alex Baldwin, My best Friends Girl.


"Anarchism... stands for liberation of the human mind and the dominion of religion; the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property; liberation from shackles and restraint of government. It stands for social order based on the free grouping of individuals." -Jackson 'Jax' Teller (Charlie Hunnam), Sons of Anarchy. Former Quote is from Anarchist Emma Goldman.

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I'm 12, and what is this?

One of my favourites...even the BBC got troll'd with that one.




0:40 to witness the creation of a legend.

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Not so much a philosophical quote, just a funny moment from The Simpsons that popped into my head today and I couldn't help but laugh out loud like a loon:


Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!

Smithers: He's unavailable.

Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!


Burns:Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Spielbergo: Er, Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

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Sgt. Barnes: Martin, get your boots on. And the next time I catch you spraying skeeter repellent on your f*ckin' feet, I'm gonna court martial your ni**er ass.

Junior: Well then court-martial me, motherf*cker! f*ck my ass, send me to f*cking Long Binh! You do your f*cking work! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior!

Sgt. Barnes: O'Neil, get me that centipede.

Sgt. O'Neill: Sarge?

Sgt. Barnes: Yeah, that long hairy red and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this boy's crotch, see if he can walk.

Sgt. O'Neill: Oh, yeah. I remember now.

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The Greeks invented sex; the Romans introduced it to women.



Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.



She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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he sweetness of a chocolate remains in tongue for a minute, but the sweetness of a person remains in the heart for the whole life.


got this from my friend in facebook biggrin.gif .

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natures first green is gold,

her hardest hue to hold,

her early leafs a flower,

but only so an hour,

than edan sank in greif,

nothing gold can stay...

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this is why pop is better than rock

No way! Rock is scary and loud. With pop you can sing along to the words, dance to it, everyone know them and you can just have fun!

Laura, 8, Belfast

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I am a nudist and have a daughter and 3 sons have caught the oldest 3 in the last couple of years who are all teens masterbating it was not a problem it is perfectly normal have also caught my daughter with another girl 69ing it was not a problem all teens experiment with their sexuality we are very open in our household and talk about everything no subject is taboo .I do not want my kids growing up or leaving home with a complex because mum and dad were prudes.Its about time parents started talking to their kids ,pity most have forgotten they were kids once .so dont you worry about a thing you are perfectly normal and yes us adults even masterbate even though most dont talk about it . Hope this helps .

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"Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of government." - Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

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Blind Joe Death

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars, and in the middle, you see the blue center-light pop, and everybody goes ahh..."

- Jack Kerouac

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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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"Who killed the Electric car?"


"Tvær gamlar konur stungu ykkur af á gömlum Skoda?" - Löggulíf 1985.


"You twat , Don't ever do that again. Now f*ck off !"


"Your going down you Backstabbing prick!"



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"People of Seattle, listen to me!

We are not barbarians...

We are not Neanderthals...

and we are not French, do you here that you up there?!"


-Frasier Crane in "High Crane" Episode of Frasier.

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Some Ian Holloway's quotes crack me up biggrin.gif


-“If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy."

Holloway talking about Blackpools lucky win over Notts Forest.


- "I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark."

Reported on The Football League Show, BBC 1, 26 September 2009.


-"I have such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb."

Talking about a run of bad form.

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"One day while sitting in class you'll look outside the window to see Russians dropping down to take us over. What are you gonna do then, huh? Run into the woods with your friends, put twigs in your hair, call yourselves the Wolverines and fight off the Russians? I think not." - Pastor Richards


"Racing drivers have balls, unfortunantly, none of them are crystal" - David Coulthard


"And there's just a few more corners for Nigel Mansell to go to win the Canadian Grand Prix...and...he's going rather slow....HE'S STOPPING HE'S STOPPING!" - Murray Walker


"Yippie ki yay m****rf****r" - Bruce Willis (John McClane)

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[Just after you Save yourself from being impaled]

Ramon Salazar-Ive sent my Right hand to dispose of you.

Leon-Your Right hand comes off?


[introduction to the new Monster on the other side of the door]

Saddler-How about i Introduce you to...It! IT Should keep you busy

Leon-Senior moment perhaps?

Saddler-oh...writhe in my cage of torment my friend.


Classic Resident Evil 4 Quote.

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