Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Yeah, so easter is coming up, and I love this time of year. It's not as dreary as christmas when they go 'oh boohoo jesus died or was born or somesuch, just cry in church please'. And you get to eat chocolate eggs, and chocolate bunnies, and chocolate everything until you're sick as a dog. Forget that this guy on a cross went and died, and resurrected and died some more 'bout 2000 years ago. So why don't we start with what I do on easter? I still love going around the house finding eggs. Even if I did hide them myself the night before. But this isn't about what I do with my robe untied (even if it is, I refuse to draw my penis, there is not a brush small enough), tell everybody what YOU do! Share your experiences and tell us how you're going to celebrate the time of the chocolate bunny. I may, or may not, have been drinking while making this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I'll be at work, hopefully selling the last of the stupid easter sh*t we have. f*ck me I hate this holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 I'll be at work, hopefully selling the last of the stupid easter sh*t we have. f*ck me I hate this holiday. I WILL BUY A CHOCOLATE BUNNY SO YOU CAN GO HOME EARLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 You dropped all your eggs... This year my mates will probably do some stupid egg hunt in the house, but last time we did it we had to do it naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This year, I'm finally gonna kill me that rabbit. Then make a sweet little jacket. Happy Easter everyone - but before you get carried away with the fun, the time off, the philandering and partying; take a moment to reflect on the real meaning of Easter. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Chocolate flavored BEER! And PICKLED EGGS!!!!!!! And Easter Prozzies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I prefer giving chocolate bars than chocolate eggs. They're more versatile, compact and tastey. I got a Hershey Cookie'n'Cream (MY MOTHERF*CKING FAVORITE) from my girlfriend, gave her one called Suflair (tastey, but Hershey kicks its ass in my opinion). Eggs are just too... Thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I'll be at work, hopefully selling the last of the stupid easter sh*t we have. f*ck me I hate this holiday. I WILL BUY A CHOCOLATE BUNNY SO YOU CAN GO HOME EARLY lol, todays the day I go home the earliest out of my work week, at 8. I'll be glad all the sh*tty toys will be gone, so the snot nosed little brats wont be crying to their parents to buy them one, and then throwing a bitch fit when they dont. Man I sound like a grumpy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I got sick of chocolate eggs when I was about 14. I still get one from my grandparents but other than that I get money. Still this year I said I was busy elsewhere so I could spend the day doing f*ck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I'll be at work, hopefully selling the last of the stupid easter sh*t we have. f*ck me I hate this holiday. I WILL BUY A CHOCOLATE BUNNY SO YOU CAN GO HOME EARLY lol, todays the day I go home the earliest out of my work week, at 8. I'll be glad all the sh*tty toys will be gone, so the snot nosed little brats wont be crying to their parents to buy them one, and then throwing a bitch fit when they dont. Man I sound like a grumpy bastard. This is what retail does to you, people. Stick to stockrooms like Slamman. @Rebel - liar. You'd love a chocolate egg right now, and you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 I still get one from my grandparents but other than that I get money. Holy sh*t, you get money for easter? What the f*ck? I get angry glares cause I'm trotting around my yard with my robe undone and somehow the neighborhood kids are all awake and staring at me. f*ck. Why doesn't my family invite me home for easter anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Yay! Choco bunnies! U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I still get one from my grandparents but other than that I get money. One thing is certain: Money is better than eggs. At least money won't cause a chocolate rain if you're underneath them when they melt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillainy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Money for me too. Although I did devour a Flake easter egg yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 All the chocolate eggs I do get I break down and then melt in the microwave since if I ever have chocolate then I usually put it in the microwave and eat it melted. And yeah I get money not a lot but its better than a kick in the teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This is what retail does to you, people. Stick to stockrooms like Slamman. I dont want to end up looking like some fried meth addict though. Yeah, I pretty much hate everyone since I became a checker at the store I work at. Though, it did feel awesome to have someone barred from the place last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I like to have dinner at a local German restaurant during Easter week. They make an excellent hassenpfeffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Hollow chocolate bunnies are so much better than solid chocolate bunnies. I don't care what any of you say, you know it's true. For one, they're easier to eat, and two, they taste better. Speaking of which, I've still got a cardboard box in my storage room filled with twenty four eight inch hollow chocolate bunnies. The Russel Stover store near us went out of business, and I picked up the whole package for fifteen bucks (this was back in February). I've been saving them for this weekend, and it hasn't been easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 All the chocolate eggs I do get I break down and then melt in the microwave since if I ever have chocolate then I usually put it in the microwave and eat it melted. You can't do that. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZAZEL Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I bought myself a set of adjustable coil overs for my car as an Easter present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) I recognize the importance of the holiday yet unless it is done at the time of pass over I don;t think the date is correct. I fullly believe yet I recognize that God dosn't require my belief for himself. In other words, God doesn't vanish if I don't believe in Him/It. So, have a pleasant Easter. Some may take the video above as a mockery of God yet I do not at all. In fact, it seems inspirational to me in many ways. I leave you all with some Johny Cash. Edited April 9, 2009 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I don't usually have Easter Eggs. I usually take the time to think of the religious significance of it all and especially enjoy what programming exploring this they show on the television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 I don't usually have Easter Eggs. I usually take the time to think of the religious significance of it all and especially enjoy what programming exploring this they show on the television. Jesus Christ Superstar is not enjoyable unless you're one of those hardcore S&M people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I don't usually have Easter Eggs. I usually take the time to think of the religious significance of it all and especially enjoy what programming exploring this they show on the television. Jesus Christ Superstar is not enjoyable unless you're one of those hardcore S&M people. I never got that film. For one thing, the Romans didn't have machine guns. Plus, I refuse to believe that the High Priest of Jerusalem strutted around with his shirt off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerner Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Happy Easter to all here at GTA Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Jesus Christ Superstar is not enjoyable unless you're one of those hardcore S&M people. Aren't you thinking of the Passion of the Christ? U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 Jesus Christ Superstar is not enjoyable unless you're one of those hardcore S&M people. Aren't you thinking of the Passion of the Christ? BOTH MOTHERCLUCKER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Jesus Christ Superstar is not enjoyable unless you're one of those hardcore S&M people. Aren't you thinking of the Passion of the Christ? BOTH MOTHERCLUCKER! Lol. I thought Superstar was some musical? Then again, you probably are some hardcore S&Mperson if you watch musicals. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 My greed means that i ensure that only the monies are given to me, as Easter Eggs just make me think of all the wasted Jew Gold money i could have had, how Jewish is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I'm partial to Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer myself. Jesus slaying vampire lesbians and athiests with a mexican luchador is grade A entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucke Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Happy easter everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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