Wanted Assailant Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 There's this old, wooden, chipping bat in an alcove that could really come in handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) I'm sorry, but have the Australian government bred a generation of f*cking morons? All the older dudes are ok, but you Aussie teens are dipsh*ts. Well between attempted censoring of the Internet and banning video games, they could probably fit a failed 'special' generation of handi-capable youths. Edited April 11, 2009 by Mike Tequeli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I would go down the stairs and accept my fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishAlec24 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I'd get my little brother and sister out of bed, herd them into my parent's room, alert the parent's, watch as my Dad lights those home invading bitches up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi13 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) I would go ninja... And if that doesn't work, well, I have been training parkour for 15 months. EDIT: I would also be doing what I do in most stressful situations, that is, I will be yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!" Edited April 11, 2009 by javi13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Oh snap! I lol'ed when I saw that pic of Joy from My Name is Earl Srs u lol'd wen u saw that pic of joy from My Name is Earl. he srs lol'd wen he saw that pic of joy from My Name is Earl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YESINEEDALOTOFHELP Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 It's in the middle of the night.We turn our lights off so this should be easy.I agree that in that situation everything is a weapon.(bedsheet,fishbowl,mouse,webcam,you're grandma's dildo,the teddy bear you're sister gave to you as a gift,all kinds of stuff)I'm very small maybe he wouldn't notice me in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beto Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Smoke him out so that he forgets what he's doing in my house in the first place. Then go back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I've already told my story here. Dude forced his way in, blah blah blah. I've been pretty jacked up as of late, I feel deep sorrow for anyone who trespasses on me anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta-evo4 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I'd suck his penis. Sounds like a plan Now that's what I call gayish. You could infect the housebreaker with some aids and kill him in the long run, brilliant of you! As for me, I dunno really, I have a combat knife nearby, but if I get caught by suprise I would use anything at hand, maybe rip out a piece of his throat with my teeth's. Don't know, by whatever means necessary I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheat Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Play some b-ball with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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