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Stoned Adventures


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Hello. Over time I've been sitting here on my desk, though not actually there. Thinking, pondering, spitting and typing out what ever comes to my mind whenever I'm under the influence, stoned or drunk. Here are a short collection of mindless adventures that describe tales that have happened in my thoughts.

 

All poems have not been edited since their original postage. In memory of my fallen heroes.

 

 

Space Warp

feel like i am a koala on top of a big pine tree over looking the planet mercury. there are flying mountains then i fall to the ground i look up and we crash into space. i am amazed thati even survived this fall i get up and dust my self from the chunks of marijuana. i look out side i see patrolling gorillas i walk past but get caught i run to the roof he falls i laugh the gorilla gets me from behind and we shoot it out i live he dies

 

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Peaceful Death

i am the emperor of queen medusa her ruis lie where the rust dies, we chilled at the park beaneath the receding rainbow we both laugh and fall to te ground creating a large bowl ito the earth a gian picks up humans and disperses them into thhe bowl with us and we died inside his lungs as owlslooking a red night sky

 

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Vacation '77

I am sitting on the toop floor of a new york building over looking the gritty outskirts of pain, i stop and look at yme hands they stare back and twist me into a vortex of smoke spilling from the tunnels of my nostril and flowing thorugh my veins like red rivers of blood. i am spilled into the air i come across a talkative cricket who guides me through the ozozne once out i begin to float away! i crash into a satellite and then fall baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack to the earth and close my eyes

 

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Good Friends

sitting here laughing with the moon he smiles and pictures me as a pirate were inside the canvas sailing with the many beholders of the idea im running out of brain idk why i scratch my eye i look over and see the other side of the 4h world we gasp for air but don't do it its poisonous!

 

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Doomsday Satisfaction

i as sitting with my nigga in the doomsaday hour fo the last dayof humanity. we smoked a blunt and a pound of absolute we sat telling storied BUT THEN a invisible man robbed us and we ended up having to destroy ourselves from OURselves so we had to fly threw the galaxy and meet judas which happened to be a stripper

 

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Mindless Thoughts

chilling here with my life clogging up my pores of smores being evicted from the magic land of pshycadelics what do you see? i cream top chofa i want to destroy with my sofa ya dig its moving MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, ok good.

 

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I told you not to post it until I got out of the shower. mad.gif

 

I love you, Beto. <3

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I told you not to post it until I got out of the shower. mad.gif

You didn't say shower, you said five minutes. And that was definitely more than five minutes.

 

Also, I was there when he posted it. Na-na-na-na-na-na.

 

<3 pimp_sh*ttycent.

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Lethal Nizzle

Haha, wasn't expecting pieces of good quality. Fun to read, nice one. icon14.gif

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