jelly Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Giant electric shavers with arms and heads are taking over our institutions. http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/ho...848&newsLang=en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 That has to be the laziest f*cker I ever seen in my life. I wonder if you have to obey traffic signs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 jezus, the further we evolve the more we'll look like robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelly Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 I take it everyone else is off decapitating their electric razors before they turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illspirit Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzt bzzz bzzt. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I take it everyone else is off decapitating their electric razors before they turn. Come to think of it, I did get cut with an electric shaver today... f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelly Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 How do you think they grew so large? How do you think they manage to look human? They eat their owners to grow, then they take their shape. It is the only logical explanation. I may or may not be able to find evidence in the form of a low-resolution video clip with spooky music somehow already overlaid onto it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Looks more like an extremely camp Dalek to me - whats with the "i'm a little teapot" pose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I for one have always hated electric shavers. First, the ads lie to you by saying how great they are - so being lazy and stupid you shell out cash for one; Next, the thing doesn't really work - you look like an idiot with unshaven patches on your face; Finally, they take over the world - that's just great. -------------------- The BBC does good work: http://www.911conspiracy.tv/9-11_TV_archive.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Is it just me, or does the guy in the picture not in the robot thing look like Paul McCartney? But seriously, is there a point in this? Couldn't they just walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdtajghori Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Looks like he's doing a complete shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Is it just me, or does the guy in the picture not in the robot thing look like Paul McCartney? But seriously, is there a point in this? Couldn't they just walk? It's for cripples. You oughtta be ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizzard14 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Is it just me, or does the guy in the picture not in the robot thing look like Paul McCartney? Just older... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Think of the trim you could get in one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Is it just me, or does the guy in the picture not in the robot thing look like Paul McCartney? Just older... More like an aged Michael J Fox, in role as Marty McFly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 If you didnt have to get off to take a piss Im gona so get myself one of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This is a great idea - people love stupid sh*te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelly Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 If you didnt have to get off to take a piss Im gona so get myself one of them! There should be ample space for installing very big bags and a hose or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 That's the next stage, you'll see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergi Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 We are getting closer and closer to the humans we saw in Wall E every day lol. This is why I'm against digital distribution. Because if it ever becomes the norm and people have less and less reasons to leave the house they'll just rely on technology for everything. Soon we'll have digital shopping for food instead of going to the grocery store and things of that nature and not far after that a line of personal robots will be made to do everything for you. I guess we can hope they kill us instead of us having to rely on them for every thing so we don't become the Wall E society lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 GIANT RAZORS?! THE EMO KIDS'D GO CRAZY OVER THAT! I CAN'T ALLOW THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Actually, not news, Holy Grenade Frenzy had been predicting it for some time, he tells me. You'll know when California falls into the ocean. Book of Revolation, The End of Days, Kinda fitting Arnold Schwartzenegger is Govenator of California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Can you imagine a world where everyone is riding these f*cking things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 because plain old walking isn´t expensive enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I wonder if you have to obey traffic signs? Take the Segway, they couldn't decide between classifying it as a pedestrian or a vehicle for traffic laws here... so they simply banned it. Same should happen with that, as Jelly described it, half-razor/half-man machine. I wish somebody would ban rascals so fat lazy people have no excuse left to not walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 THE WOOOOORLD OF TOMORROW!! I suppose I can see the lure of it for a disabled person whose legs don't function or have been amputated, assuming they're a lover of attention. But for the able person it's laziness on an unprecedented scale. I also don't feel the corset look suits particularly well. With the tie hanging down the front it looks ridiculous. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 How did that guy steer in that thing? I suppose it's better then a wheelchair or at least better then the cane for old folks. But it looks rather futuristic, lazy and just unnatural. Kinda creepy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 How did that guy steer in that thing? Suffice to say, your zipper has to be open to steer, and women can't drive them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 How did that guy steer in that thing? Suffice to say, your zipper has to be open to steer, and women can't drive them. Women cant drive anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWEETSAPRIK Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 That's the next stage, you'll see! I, for one, welcome our new Dalek masters. PяopagaиdaIиc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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