Dr.Killa Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 so ya, it takes place in san andreas...and a little bit remodled theres now a NASA space station with a rocket that launches every couple in-game days. if you manage to steal the rocket and break the shuttle off before it reaches space (where you intantly die) you caan fly it around. new "gang": ku klux klan. dont worry, no racist slurs. they just say "I HATE YOUR KIND" they are armed with shot guns cause they are rednecks theres also NASCAR tournaments that go on. (warning kkk hangs out here) if you Can manage to steal NASCAR, you will be happy cause they are the fastest also i thought of these new warning system 1-6 are same in previous games (except gta4) 6 star: instead of rhinos, there are now real tanks (which drive kinda mid speed) and hard to turn, but you cant get busted since the openening is on top. also there is an armored train. if you are by a train station, you better leave because the amored train will shoot at you and bomb you. 7 star: US navy. they come in giant frigates. the ships also launch hydras, and the ships will shoot missles at you (if you are by water) 8 star: nuclear bomb. there will be a time warning, if you dont hide, you will die. the bomb will explode the entire area your at (if your in los santos, say goodbye to it) 9 star: the angels. god decides that you are un-stoppable, so last resort. he sends down an army of angels. they shoot at you with homing arrows that kill u in one hit. you must go the church and get the sword of death that satan activates to kill them. if you kill 10, god makes a daring deal with satan and they team up to stop YOU. 10 star: the omen when this happens, the entire screen will turn red and move in slow motion (but the omen can move ine extreme speed still). the omen will apear and slash you. it is a one hit kill, so this may be near impossible. go back to the church and change the sword the sword of light to kill him. 11 star: explosion of earth. god decides to explode the earth. this happens near instantly, so you must get a space shuttle FAST. 12 star: alien army. army of aliens await you and shoot you down instantly. near impossible to survive. this sound good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 This is a joke, right? Alien armies? Nuclear explosions? Klu Klux Klan? Space ships? Whatever you're taking, may I advise you to stop taking it and get started on some crack. Much better for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergi Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) LOL that was the funniest and dumbest sh*t I've ever seen and thing is, I'd buy it as an original game but it just would never work as a GTA and would never release as a GTA. If R* ever made a game like that it's 99.9% certain they wouldn't release it under the GTA banner. Edited April 8, 2009 by Sergi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Whatever it is you're smoking, I want some of it too. SA was over the top, but this is so ridiculous that it makes SA seem almost "real". R* would never make a GTA like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydo Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Imagine if this idea was implemented, R* would probably go bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRex Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 WTF this is funniest thing I ever seen! yeah alright...space ships, god, wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharmingCharlie Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 OK let's keep speculation about the next GTA game grounded in this reality. There is absolutely no chance of any of the TC's "wishes" ever happening and my spam sense is tingling so closing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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