Ultraussie Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) THIS THREAD IS CLOSED DAMN EVERYONE WHO HATES ME Edited April 12, 2009 by Ultraussie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Hmm.. seems ok. Nice range of weapons, but a pedophile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I stopped reading when your character confessed to being an pedophile. I don't think anybody would want to play that game. Even pedophiles wouldn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 I stopped reading when your character confessed to being an pedophile. I don't think anybody would want to play that game. Even pedophiles wouldn't! He didnt confesss... The FBI raided his home.. And he only watches it, I d.. Oh. This is the internet. And BTW, its a classic sense of GTA humor, like the number 69 being put everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScratchCard Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I stopped reading when your character confessed to being an pedophile. I don't think anybody would want to play that game. Even pedophiles wouldn't! He didnt confesss... The FBI raided his home.. And he only watches it, I d.. Oh. This is the internet. And BTW, its a classic sense of GTA humor, like the number 69 being put everywhere. That's like, something totally different. Can't you think of some other reason to let the FBI raid his house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 There's a big difference between the number 69 and pedophilia. One is a sexual position and a rather humourous number and the other... is having sex with children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I have a feeling that this is the sort of game that would constantly refer to pedophilia, almost like a Morcambe & Wise joke session every mission cutscene. "Hey, an ice-cream truck." "Such a sexy sound..." "Best thing about sex with 24 year old's?" "What?" "There's 20 of them." You know what I mean? I feel it'd loom over the protagonist's head like a thunder-cloud. Imagine the controversy. There's just so much wrong with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creat3d22 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I also stopped reading at child porn... seriously dude, wtf? Go back to 4chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jplip Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Grand Theft Auto V Chenterfeild This is the ultimate GTA game possible ATM, in my POV. The Character: You play Johnathan Rogers, a small time thug in Chenterfeild, a city on the West coast of the USA. Johnathan has one little secret: He sometimes like Child Pornography. His addiction to this type of porn is rather illegal, and while browsing it in his run-down house, he is raided by the FBI. Johnathan is taken to the station. He is facing a 20 year jail term. But corupt judge Harry Nickolson wants to strike a deal with Jonathan. Jonathan will be sentenced to house arrest, and during that term he will be secretly be let out of the house to do some criminal jobs for Harry Nickolson. Jonathan acepts the deal, reluctantly, as he knows its his only chance at freedom. Jonathan goes around Chenterfeild, breaking into houses, delivering cars with human cargo hidden inside, roughing up dealers, and those kinds of criminal activity, because of the vauge promise of freedom. He also meets a female member of the Chenterfeild Leone family, Jasmine Zilute. He gets several jobs of her, and she is also the first girlfreind inagem. When doing one of his jobs, he has to assasinate druglord Vincent Asteloco, who imports a high quality drug called "Kilovanter", which relaxes the user, causing them to have hallucinations, and make them physically stronger. Harry Nickolson wants him dead, as he keeps breaking out of prision, and he is annoyed that he has to keep trialing him. However, Johnathon see's Vincent as a good employer. He explains his situation to Vincent, and asks him to fake his death in a suicide. He agree's. Johnathon is now secretly employed by Vincent. Johnathan is asked by Harry Nickolson to kill Albert "Big Al" Zilute, Jasime's father, because "His stuffing up the Sindacoo's!". Johnathan thinks he can do this. Breaking into Big Al's mansion, he is confronted by secruity gaurds, who try to stop him. But Johnathan makes it to Big Al's bedroom, while he shoots him in cold blood while his making love to Jasmine. Jasimine, in censored full nudity, runs after Johnathan with a sawnoff shotgun. Johnathan escapes by running into an alleyway, across 100 meters of traintracks, before blending into the crowd at a Train station. Johnathans appeal trial is spiked by Harry Nickolson with fake edivence so that Johnathan is not convicted, as Johnathans reward for doing all the jobs. Johnathan is introduced to several people by Vincent. "T-Pop", leader of the Kurlington District Hustlers, and "RockZ", secondary leader of the KDH. They ask Johnathan do do jobs. -More plot to come-. The Map: Coming soon. Weapons: There is weapon customization. All Pistols, SMG's, Assault Rifles and Sniper Rifles can be fitted with scopes, or have the current one upgraded. Pistols, SMG's, and some snipers can be fitted with silencers. Assault rifles can be fitted with a grenade launchers. Pistols: Walther P99. 16 rounds, 9mm. Used by Police. Glock26. 9mm, 10 rounds, compact. Used by FBI Tarus Raging bull. .454 laupua, 5 rounds. Powerful revolver. SMGs: MAC10. Compact, 9mm, 60 round magazine, inacurate. MP5K, Compact, 9mm, 30 round magazine. Used by FBI. UMP9. 9mm, 30 round magazine, accurate. Used by SWAT at some times. Shotguns: Sawnoff. Single shot, kinda compact. Ithaca37. 6 round tube. Pump action. Great. Police used, in most patrol cars. Assault Rifles: AK47. 30 rounds, 7.62mm Soviet. Cheap, innacurate, powerfull, reliable. M4A1. 30 rounds, 5.56mm NATO. Alittle expensive, accurate, not as powerful, used by SWAT and Army. Steyr AUG. 30 rounds, 5.56mm NATO. Expensive, very accurate, slightly less powerfull than AK. Awesome. Sniper Rifles: M24. 7.62mm. Great weapon. Bolt action, 5 rounds. Used by army. WA200. 7.62mm, Semiautomatic, 10 rounds. Not as accurate. Used by SWAT. HEAVY: M429: 5.56mm, 100 rounds. Excellent. Fast firing. Army used in some cases. FIM92 Stinger. Rocket launcher, single shot. DONT use at close range. Army used. Flamethrower. No explanation. Generic design. Hand Held. Grenade. Molotov. C4 satchel. Melle: Police Extenable Batton (Police used) Golf Club Baseball Bat Knife Katana Chainsaw Screwdriver Angle Grinder Special 1: Dildo Brass Knuckles Spray paint Pepper Spray (Police used) Flowers Fire Extinguisher Special 2: Torch Night Vision goggles Handcuffs (Police used) Special 3: TASER (Police used) Parachute Whiskey bottle Fluffy hammer. MORE TO BE ADDED WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! your damn COld sh*t.. maybe you portrayed the character with your own persona.. sh*t Child WHAT???!!!!!! No one will buy this or even published Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epicohnoes! Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) And he only watches it, I d.. Oh. This is the internet. *Calls FBI* In all seriousness though, Rockstar has already poked fun at pedophiles. *cough*Littlelacysuprisepageant.com*cough* Edited April 11, 2009 by Epicohnoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted April 12, 2009 Author Share Posted April 12, 2009 And he only watches it, I d.. Oh. This is the internet. *Calls FBI* In all seriousness though, Rockstar has already poked fun at pedophiles. *cough*Littlelacysuprisepageant.com*cough* WTF? That website doesnt even exist? Stop giving me fake rockstar-site url's > I dont remember R* having pedophile humor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pr0xy_fl00d3r Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 It depends what type of Paedophile he is being portrayed as, if hes watching 6 year old girls in the bath then no...but if hes looking at Hannah Montana then he can just be considered "another guy" and players wouldn't care, or he could be framed with watching child porn and he has to track down a bent cop who did it to him. (Some one called me a pedo for being attracted to a 15 year old once, people dont seem to know the difference between children and jail baits) Also: Why the hell would he get 20 years for watching child porn...unless he was involved in producing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergi Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Yeah I'm not feeling that. Who the hell would really wanna play as a pedophile? What Empire options could you seriously have? A child pornography studio? No thanks I'll pass on your game. Not to mention I don't think your idea or outcome was very good either imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jplip Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 What a boring suggestion.. House Arrest? damn f*ck. Spending the whole game inside your home and the only way you can get out is by mission? GAgu! haha.. Did you GOOGLED that Site they posted? You thought its real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Ultraussie, what is it with you and pedophilia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetthug Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 And he only watches it, I d.. Oh. This is the internet. *Calls FBI* In all seriousness though, Rockstar has already poked fun at pedophiles. *cough*Littlelacysuprisepageant.com*cough* WTF? That website doesnt even exist? Stop giving me fake rockstar-site url's > I dont remember R* having pedophile humor.. Damn fool.. you Lame. Why you makin so much fuzz bout phedophile anyway dawg> yous one of them? BTW nice forum.. better than other Gta forums ive seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdealer Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 dude, you really need to seek help. you are really f*cked up in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerner Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Child porn is about 10x too far, even for R*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 This sucks balls, and not children's either. It's a f*cking stupid premise, who would want to play as a pedo? Watching child porn is still nearly as bad as making it, your getting pleasure from children doing sexual acts. Big no no. And you want to cheer for the protagonist, not wish he was dead. Epic fail mate, change it or it sucks, seriously. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamm Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 You play Johnathan Rogers, a small time thug in Chenterfeild, a city on the West coast of the USA. Johnathan has one little secret: He sometimes like Child Pornography.His addiction to this type of porn is rather illegal, and while browsing it in his run-down house, he is raided by the FBI. Haha, oh wow. By the way, you can already disarm people by taping A/X to dodge than pressing B/Circle or Y/Triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetthug Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Your a Creepy guy... What a great insult to play as a pedo.. GTA may be controversial but not to the point like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pr0xy_fl00d3r Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? I'd be more worried about what he's doing in schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pr0xy_fl00d3r Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? I'd be more worried about what he's doing in schools. Theres no harm in giving out free sweets and puppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted April 12, 2009 Author Share Posted April 12, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? I'd be more worried about what he's doing in schools. I got suspended from school you insensitive....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? I'd be more worried about what he's doing in schools. I got suspended from school you insensitive....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted April 12, 2009 Author Share Posted April 12, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? I'd be more worried about what he's doing in schools. I got suspended from school you insensitive....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lol. Yeah, I did a slightly wrong thing. 12 slighty wrong things. I wished one of them was finger banging that redhead/emo chick that refuses to have sex with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeppelincheetah Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 And he only watches it, I d.. Oh. This is the internet. *Calls FBI* In all seriousness though, Rockstar has already poked fun at pedophiles. *cough*Littlelacysuprisepageant.com*cough* WTF? That website doesnt even exist? Stop giving me fake rockstar-site url's > I dont remember R* having pedophile humor.. it's littlelacysurprisepageant.com they had a radio commercial advertising child lingerie in VCS called little lacy surprise, the site in GTA IV is based on that commercial in VCS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jplip Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Shouldn't it be Chenterfield? I before E son...what the hell do they teach you at school thesedays? I'd be more worried about what he's doing in schools. I got suspended from school you insensitive....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lol. Yeah, I did a slightly wrong thing. 12 slighty wrong things. I wished one of them was finger banging that redhead/emo chick that refuses to have sex with me. is that emo chick a 12 year old? lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharmingCharlie Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Ok this is going nowhere, I should have gone with my gut instinct and closed this the first time I saw it. I personally think this topic is in bad taste and has no place on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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