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ViceVersa

Is anyone else having issues getting on Social CLub and GTAV? I can't get on at all, I get a alert on GTAV saying needing to sign in even though I'm already signed in and social club just won't load up at all!!! Please help if you have a solution!!!!

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MistuhDoughnutty

No idea. The game is still pretty broken, though.

 

Anyway, what's with the FEMA casket sh*t in the US? These plastic disposable coffin things that are filling up different states in plots of land that are paid off by the CDC. Anyone else know about this sh*t?

 

I know Toke and maybe Sweaty might know about it, surely.

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Booze

Dboi & Jedi, I don't know if you already had a time in mind for tomorrow's Church, but I would prefer 7 pm GMT/UTC at the earliest and 9 pm GMT/UTC at the latest. :^:

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MistuhDoughnutty

Aw f*ck, dunno if I can make Church. ;~;

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gamesguru

Another day, another moment I find out the Job Centre is f*cking me once again (this has to be like the 20th time they've done something stupid). So, I give them two bank statements to send to their main office, three weeks ago, so that I can prove I'm earning f*ck all, so that they can give me more than a patronising £3 a week, and today I find out that two of my statements are just missing. Because I received another letter, asking for them, along with some other details I've given them so many times before, and low and behold, the main office doesn't have my statements. So, I go back down their today, for the second time, and the lady their basically tells me "sorry, nothing we can do"... are you serious? You just loose bank statements like their newspapers you wrap your fish and chips in now, do you? So, now I have to worry about identity fraud, yet they expect me to come in every morning before work for a fortnight, just they can find something else to f*ck me over with.

 

Oh, and I've tried signing up for self-employment with the HMRC, so the tax man doesn't come knocking, even though I don't earn a single penny anyway, and their website where you do all that is a pile of useless sh*t. I filled out the forms, just for a robot to send me an email basically telling me I didn't fill something out correctly "tough luck, we won't tell you what it is, just like the 50 million letters we send you every week". Your suppose to do this within three months of starting self-employment, yet it took them almost three weeks to respond and I have a machine telling me I f*cked up something, when I quite clearly didn't. So I have to worry about tax evasion as well now, seeing as I can't, for the life of me sign up for assessment in the first place.

 

Fantastically run government. But David Cameron is here to save us... "Stop the porn! But let kids still by newspapers right next to the sweets in the shop next to the school that has a model with her tits out. That will fix everything". Dimwitted f*cker. Sorry, I'll probably edit this out, like my last 5000 rants about this subject, but this is surprisingly one of the most frustrating and stressful things I've had to endure mentally in the last year or so, which is surprising, seeing as I've had to handle a lot worse, but alas, I think it's the notion that a system put in place by a government that makes a matter worse when it's suppose to alleviate it, is what really grinds my gears. I don't know how they can make the standard of living worse than it already is, but they keep on doing it.

 

I mean, I didn't really won't to go through all this to begin with, as I'd rather not sponge off the government, but ol' mother insisted and considering she's the reason I have a roof under my head at the moment (even though that's been put in jeopardy a few times already), I couldn't really give much of a solid reason as to not to. I mean I have quite a few reasons now obviously, but it's pretty much too late to go back at this point. I mean that's just one of many problems with theses guys at the moment, but I'd rather not come off as a self-centred, entitled prick. So I'll hush. As they say, it can always be worse.

 

I probably won't make it to Church. I've got to clean up a few things before February and that's when I'll start writing again.

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Zepren

Another day, another moment I find out the Job Centre is f*cking me once again (this has to be like the 20th time they've done something stupid). So, I give them two bank statements to send to their main office, three weeks ago, so that I can prove I'm earning f*ck all, so that they can give me more than a patronising £3 a week, and today I find out that two of my statements are just missing. Because I received another letter, asking for them, along with some other details I've given them so many times before, and low and behold, the main office doesn't have my statements. So, I go back down their today, for the second time, and the lady their basically tells me "sorry, nothing we can do"... are you serious? You just loose bank statements like their newspapers you wrap your fish and chips in now, do you? So, now I have to worry about identity fraud, yet they expect me to come in every morning before work for a fortnight, just they can find something else to f*ck me over with.

 

Oh, and I've tried signing up for self-employment with the HMRC, so the tax man doesn't come knocking, even though I don't earn a single penny anyway, and their website where you do all that is a pile of useless sh*t. I filled out the forms, just for a robot to send me an email basically telling me I didn't fill something out correctly "tough luck, we won't tell you what it is, just like the 50 million letters we send you every week". Your suppose to do this within three months of starting self-employment, yet it took them almost three weeks to respond and I have a machine telling me I f*cked up something, when I quite clearly didn't. So I have to worry about tax evasion as well now, seeing as I can't, for the life of me sign up for assessment in the first place.

They're a bunch of fannies. I was docked 2 weeks last time I was on the dole because they gave me the wrong day for my appointment (well actually whoever inputted it put in the wrong date for the day so it came out as both; so even though I made one, I still technically missed one). And when I complained? Nothing they can do, out of their hands, live with it etc etc. They just have the worst attitude. They think you're scum just because you ain't working even if you have 100% legit reasons and are better read than every f*cker in the building put together. Luckily I had a decent advisor last time, otherwise I just would have stopped going out of frustration.

 

HMRC are even worse. Anytime I get anything in from the U.S., I get charged VAT. Fair enough but how come on VAT of £3, I have to pay £8 handling? What the f*ck is that? And on the packages it sites European legislation which doesn't even f*cking exist.

 

And don't get me started on the tories, man. They're so out of touch with the people, Dave might as well rule from an ivory throne on the moon.

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gamesguru
They're a bunch of fannies. I was docked 2 weeks last time I was on the dole because they gave me the wrong day for my appointment (well actually whoever inputted it put in the wrong date for the day so it came out as both; so even though I made one, I still technically missed one). And when I complained? Nothing they can do, out of their hands, live with it etc etc.

 

 

Funnily enough, I can emphasize with you, as I've went through that exact same situation before with them and I've been sanctioned three times because they f*cked up something. Only reason I'm keeping the job is because they can stop you from signing back on for another three years, in some cases. They make me look for twice the amount of jobs now as well, despite having a job to go to, which doesn't make the slightest bit of sense, nor does the fact they force you to work under 16hrs in order to be eligible; so when the whole problem is a lack of money to begin with, why would they hinder your hours and give you even less of a chance to earn a damn thing? Wouldn't they rather you earn the money that way, so that they don't have to spend tax payer's money on you (eg - if I earned £50 this week, they wouldn't even have to pay me an amount because I earned enough)?

 

 

They always have a fat ass security guard or two lurking in the building, now I'm beginning to understand why. In a town primarily consisting of old aged pensioners, I'd be surprised if a few grannies haven't already tried smashing the glass windows with their Zimmer frames. Oh... f*ck... and the guy I gave the statements to put my national insurance number and date of birth on it as well. :sui:

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Big_Mitch_Baker

No idea. The game is still pretty broken, though.

 

Anyway, what's with the FEMA casket sh*t in the US? These plastic disposable coffin things that are filling up different states in plots of land that are paid off by the CDC. Anyone else know about this sh*t?

 

I know Toke and maybe Sweaty might know about it, surely.

Depends who you believe, theorists claim FEMA is stock piling plastic caskets for a pre-planned pandemic. I looked into one location and it turns out its not owned by FEMA, it was a company that manufactures casket liners which happened to be next to a emergency management facility, so people jumped to the conclusion they were related. Who knows for sure, if the govt. is stockpiling caskets they'd have a good BS excuse for the public, but those plastic "caskets" (which are actually liners) are a legitmiate product.

 

There was also a big "hooplah" about FEMA prison camps too, but that was all internet hype and no substance. Welcome to the age of mis- information...

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Dboi 420

Dboi & Jedi, I don't know if you already had a time in mind for tomorrow's Church, but I would prefer 7 pm GMT/UTC at the earliest and 9 pm GMT/UTC at the latest. :^:

Was thinking the same, but only so we could use the old GFX. :p

 

@Jedi: We haven't talked much about what we're going to do but I assume we were planning on just doing a mixture of our game modes and maybe a few popular or Rockstar verified jobs.. Not to be biased against everyone else it's just I haven't seen much of anybody else's created jobs. I know Johnny has quite a few that are quick, but I want to do some that we can play for 20-30 min.

 

My internet is mimicking Sweaty's and cutting out every 5 min so I probly won't be able to make it on XBL to chat, shall we just PM?

 

@MovieNews: I watched Lone Survivor last night, f*cking sick film! The first hour is the set up obviously and is filled with Tarantino/Cohen Bros esque dialouge of witty, humorous banter. The second hour is an absolute thrill ride of epic firefights, cringe worthy headshots, and imo Marky Mark's best dramatic performance yet. Highly recommended to any fan of the military genre. Three thumbs up! :^::^::^:

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Cult Of Personality

@Dboi: Yeah, it's PM time. We have much to discuss. On an unrelated note, American Hustle was a pile of garbage.

 

EDIT: Actually, do you want to discuss it in the IRC? That would probably be easier. I'll be waiting...

Edited by Jedi.

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ViceVersa

May I attend the church tomorrow even though I am not officially in or not in AOD yet? If not, that is fine.

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GunWrath

Man, join that sh*t..

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ViceVersa

I already sent an application but no one has told me if I was in or not in... :(

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Dboi 420

The voting process takes time Rdog, patience is a virtue. ;)

 

I don't see the harm in you attending church, it will help with your application, if you know what I mean. :sly: Send a FR to myself or Jedi and be online at 2pm EST sharp!

 

Church details to follow......

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ViceVersa

Alright what is your GT and I will add you now and will be on at 2pm eastern!

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Dboi 420

DestructoBoi420 is my GT, very original don't ya think? :p Add Jedi ML aswell.

 

Due to the forum layout still being FACKED!, there will be no GFX for this week's church deatils.

 

Church Details - Sat,Jan,4th,2014

(First church of the year bitches! :cool:)

2pm EST / 7pm GMT

 

Sanchez Trials: Part 1 - 15 min (Sanchez obstacle course, based on Trials HD)

Horde Mode - 15 min (Everybody gets a baseball bat, only 1 gets a shotgun)

-Break-

Gladiator Duel - 20/30 min (Fight Club Tornament)

Vehicular Manslaughter - 20/30 min (Infected with vehicles)

-Break-

Matrix Reloaded (working title) - 20/30 min (Melee fights on the trailers of moving trucks)

Heli-Granger Tours - 20/30 min (Mid-air fire fight on the sides of Grangers being held by Cargobobs)

Try your best to attend. We hope to see a great turnout. :^:

Edited by DestructoBoi420_2.0

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gamesguru

Damn it, you bastard! You know I've been wanting to do that Cargobob thing forever! Looks like I'll have to alter my plans a little. I guess, it being at 7PM, will give me enough time to get some work done during the day, so it's no biggie.

 

Also, here's a couple of GTA V videos for ya'll to watch.

We should definitely play around with the jet engines in the future (I've seen a lot of people do it, but never actually done it myself), with the group of people in the latter video actually

. Also, the skeet-shooting... surprisingly it never occurred to me that the Tank makes so much sense for it. The hill they use for it in the video is awful though, but I guess that was due to spontaneity. There are plenty of parking garages in East Los Santos that are perfect for ramp-ing off. The SnapMap website now uses V's map, if you didn't already know, it's perfect for stuff like this.

 

 

 

 

^Those are some things to think about. I can't miss out on those last two Church games though; but, we need Grangers in order to be able to do Cargobob Wars, correct? How it easy would it be for us to obtain said vehicle, in that case? You could also experiment with this for like a Chopper vs Chopper based game (in the absence of random'ers to do aerial drive-by's on)

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SweatyPa1ms

Don't think I'll be able to make church tomorrow. Going to my Dad's (only see him about once a year atm). Sorry negras. I should be able to come to the next one though :^:

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Dboi 420

@D: All the game modes planned were made in the Content Creator, except Matrix Reloaded but that can be done in freemode easily, though it will be made in the CC eventually.

 

I made Cargobob Wars Heli-Granger Tours as a TDM with plenty of Cargobob and Granger spawns. Pretty simple. ;)

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Booze

No problem Sweaty, go see your dad, man.

DBoi, you should see if you can put those in a playlist, might streamline things a bit. :^:

Rdog, I should have a space on my friend list now, add "Booze T". And I don't know how familiar you are with Xbox (I know you were originally only on PS3), but you don't have to type in each member's GT manually. You can just add one person, go to their friend list and add the rest from there.

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ViceVersa

Yea I knew that lol but Jedi and DB have there friends list on unavailable so I had to type it in anyway. :lol:

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Booze

Buttmonkeys. Just add me then, you can work off my friend list.

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ViceVersa

Already Done! :cool:

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Vil.

+1 for Church! :D

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Shaquille O'Seal

Plus seventeen for church yo.

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Cult Of Personality

Attendance for Church Synagogue (as it stands):

 

* Jedi

* Dboi

* Booze

* Rdog

* Vil

* Kinko

* Guru

* Supreme Leader (Artful)

 

If we can get a few more then we'll be able to test out Triathalon and RnB.

Edited by Jedi.

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LBxFinalDeath

Not sure if I'll be able to make it, I'll make an effort to be on though.

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Booze

Dammit. I had to come to work unexpectedly, so I couldn't get groceries. This means that I'll have to order in, which will probably take longer. I'll still try to make it, but I might be a bit late. :(

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Dboi 420

Yea I knew that lol but Jedi and DB have there friends list on unavailable so I had to type it in anyway. :lol:

Please don't let DB become my new nickname. :pp

 

Also idk how to change my FL to not unavailable.

 

No worries Sweaty and LB, but try to attend next time! :)

 

@Booze: Just order some damn pizza! :p jk, no worries. Try and make it when you can.

 

1 hour and 30 min until the first AoD church of 2014.

Edited by DestructoBoi420_2.0

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Booze

Oh, you WANT me to relapse, you bastard! I shouldn't be surprised actually :p

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