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fuckindumass

My baby came back?

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fuckindumass

So, I was living with this bitch, buying her food. drugs, driving her to work and drughouses. At one of those drug houses, I met a beautiful, young, petite woman. She asked me for a treat, but I declined, and she let me be. Eventually, I gave into temptation, and indulged. I bought a bit, and shared with this polite young vixen. I had scored on the way there, and pulled out the fat sack intended for home. As I shared with my new friend, she kept a cool head. When I left, I told her I was gonna be in trouble for our indulgence.

Well, never mind all that, a week later she showed up, and made quite a scene, pushing aside all the homeboys, and singling me out as 'hers'. I took her home, and we spent the next 2 days in my gf's home. Then we moved into my long abandoned home, clearing out the cobwebs, even the water came out rusty from disused plumbing. After a week of drugs and sex, I threw her out in the middle of the night. I also went to my ex and demanded my laptop, etc. I've spent the last few weeks all alone in this house, wishing I hadn't destroyed everything.

I got wasted on a quart of vodka, culminating in a police visit. I don't remember, but I guess I narced. There is one less drug house in Milwaukee now, and my ex no longer has her Cadillac.

So. tonight I hear a knock at the door, this beautiful young woman is back. We both wish to leave the world of narcotics behind, we're both sick of the fake friends and hollow pleasures. After the way I treated her, I'm surprised she came back. I wonder if I have it within me to treat her right.

She's sleeping now, I cut the hospital bands off her wrist, fed her, and wrapped her in blankets.

So, tomorrow dude will be back to collect, and he'll be packing a sack. We'll both be jonesing, but I have to 'man up'. I have my H&K, and my 12ga. Should I give him a taste? This girl is real, and she wants out of the scene, as do I.

 

 

Your thoughts?

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Girish

So, lemme get this straight; you hooked up with a hooker, dumped your gf for her, hooker leaves you and then returns and now, she wants out of the game?

Yeah, just shoot the dude and bury him somewhere. You got no other choice.

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fuckindumass
So, lemme get this straight; you hooked up with a hooker, dumped your gf for her, hooker leaves you and then returns and now, she wants out of the game?

Yeah, just shoot the dude and bury him somewhere. You got no other choice.

Not exactly. Dumped a ho, then I threw the girl out. We both want out of the game. Too lazy to dig!

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sam33

You just said dig. Your not one of those wanna be gangstas are you?.

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mdtajghori

Boom headshot suicidal.gif

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∴

This all looks very delicate, but the best bet is to leave town for a good while, severe some of yo' connections.

 

YOU DIG?

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sam33

Amen brother from another mother home dawgy dawg.

 

YA DIG

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GTA3Rockstar

Yo dawg, I heard you like to dig while you dig. So I'ma put a shovel in yo' shovel, while you dig. Ya dig?

 

 

 

 

 

You live in an abandoned home? icon14.gif

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sam33
Yo dawg, I heard you like to dig while you dig. So I'ma put a shovel in yo' shovel, while you dig. Ya dig?

 

 

 

 

 

You live in an abandoned home? icon14.gif

He's to gangster for real housing.

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sam33

 

  Well, never mind all that, a week later she showed up, and made quite a scene, pushing aside all the homeboys, and singling me out as 'hers'.

Lol the homeboy bit had me loling. I learnt along time ago that real Gangsters don't use GTAF.

 

edit: Sorry just realised I double Posted.

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Jordy.

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CAN YOU DIG IT?

 

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Zxirius.

 

Zxirius jumps in right before the topic fad fades off

 

user posted image

 

Now 50% off! Act now folks!

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usherftw

Is this story for real?

sh*t, i never thought gangta's played video games.

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Swarz

Ah, the private lives of the underclass junkie. Seedy, sad and suitable for daytime television. I spend most of my time (and taxes) on folk like you over in the UK.

 

My personal thoughts - for all I care every junkie, prostitute and other lowlife could fall into a hole and rot for all eternity. But I must be careful with my official views these days, so I'll refrain from posting my real thoughts.

 

Whoops. rolleyes.gif

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TonyZimmzy

Sounds like you're in a pickle. Pickpickpickle.

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papanesta

You got pissed on a quart?

 

Pansy.

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PacMaan

Just murder everyone you know, and then yourself suicidal.gif

 

Then be reborn into a better life. mercie_blink.gif

 

 

 

 

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Tchuck

I'd do what Marge's uncle did, and shoot everyone and let god decide.

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usherftw
Ah, the private lives of the underclass junkie. Seedy, sad and suitable for daytime television. I spend most of my time (and taxes) on folk like you over in the UK.

 

My personal thoughts - for all I care every junkie, prostitute and other lowlife could fall into a hole and rot for all eternity. But I must be careful with my official views these days, so I'll refrain from posting my real thoughts.

 

Whoops. rolleyes.gif

I'm not defending prossies but come on, they are just earning a living and sad old men are desperate enough to f*ck them for a bit cash

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TOGA62

and somehow you have regular use of the internet?

 

This whole thing sounds like a bad plot to a sh*tty movie. All I'm going to say is this;

 

A; you shouldn't be coming to a forum made mostly of kids (well young teens) asking a retarded life altering question.

B; I personally don't respect anyone who lives a life the way you do. It's trashy, shows no self control and a lack of maturity in life, and to be honest, not worth anyone's time here to discuss seriously. (which is obvious by the responses so far).

 

if you want anyone in the world to actually take you seriously stop doing hard drugs and fix your f*cking life. If this girl is the thing to pull you out of it, then man up and do it. You don't have to be around when the dealer comes by. Just go out somewhere like a park or something to get your mind off it.

 

do something, or shut the hell up and let yourself slowly wither away so the rest of us can live peacefully not having to worry about one more junkie using up good air to breath. dozingoff.gif

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I'm not defending prossies but come on, they are just earning a living and sad old men are desperate enough to f*ck them for a bit cash

they could do porn. same thing but you get paid more (i think)

it´s safer and they would f*ck muscular guys instead of hairy old men.

 

but OP i thought that you had a wife and kids. most likely i rememer it wrong

and it was somebody else.

 

also, your post was really messy and there were alot of odd words and phrases..

did you cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker? if so you´re pathetic.

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Randall Flagg
I got wasted on a quart of vodka, culminating in a police visit. I don't remember, but I guess I narced.

You snitched. If thats what you are saying by "narced" narc. Well you're f*cked. Rat.

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beavis
Is this story for real?

sh*t, i never thought gangta's played video games.

I think Tupac owned a Genesis or something. Why not?

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usherftw

Nah tupac wasn't a gangster, just the typical black guy with an attitude

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Jordy.
sh*t, i never thought gangta's played video games.

You'd be surprised, get online with a mic and you'll come across some eventually.

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Randall Flagg

Especially GTAIV, People all trying to act tough and sh*t, bustas.

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Lt. Dan

Jesus there was that one guy's crystal meth adventure. Now this.

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PacMaan
sh*t, i never thought gangta's played video games.

You'd be surprised, get online with a mic and you'll come across some eventually.

Any cock with a mic can claim that they iz gangsta, doesn't necessarily make it so.

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Jordy.
sh*t, i never thought gangta's played video games.

You'd be surprised, get online with a mic and you'll come across some eventually.

Any cock with a mic can claim that they iz gangsta, doesn't necessarily make it so.

True, but that doesn't mean none of the guys I've come across are gangstas, I'm sure a few actually were badass

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El Zilcho
Jesus there was that one guy's crystal meth adventure. Now this.

Man that meth journey was f*cking epic!

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