H4milton Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 To head off a bad fate, is an a half in India with a dog had been married. The parents of the little Sangula were appalled when her little son as the first one tooth in the maxilla grew, which in their region in the eastern state of Orissa is a bad omen. Village elders predicted growth of the tooth will lead to Sangula one day, killed by a tiger would. The marriage with a bitch that can turn away but sinister end. Translated from German Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flitcroft101 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i just love to read german translations when i visit gtaforums, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Uhhhh, could we get a better translation I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 A small boy who has just got his first tooth was married to a female dog to protect him from a tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H4milton Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality? nah.....i thought this is a good place to post it........ppl will discuss it......at least this topic is similar to the 13 Year Old boy becomes a father topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDad. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 A small boy who has just got his first tooth was married to a female dog to protect him from a tiger? And he killed an albatross, which he had to wear around his neck. That attracted the tiger in the first place. Attraction, has nothing to do with this marriage, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 So... the first feiget to sprout a tooth marries a dog? Fagladesh, more like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Best story i ever heard. edit: A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday. The ceremony at a Hindu temple in Orissa state's Jajpur district was conducted with all the rituals observed at traditional weddings, including a dowry for the bride -- the village bitch. The dog sported two silver rings and a silver chain, the UNI news agency reported. Parents of the groom, one-and-a-half year old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum -- considered a bad omen. Community elders believed the growth would lead to the boy being killed in a tiger attack -- a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog. Sanrumula Munda, Sangula's father, said the ceremony would not prevent him from marrying properly when he comes of age. Edited February 18, 2009 by OH NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Marry a dog, WTF!!!! They took this too seriously Edited February 18, 2009 by copperwire93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 oh and the title Indian child protection curse bitch with married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H4milton Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 And he killed an albatross, which he had to wear around his neck. That attracted the tiger in the first place. I think i've heard that story somewhere....... and, a BIG LOL @ 860 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 How on earth would marring a single dog prevent him from being eaten alive by a tiger? They should have married him to a whole pack, keeping in mind the super awesome group bestiality he could have when puberty reared it's greasy head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Hahaha damn you gotta love those Indians at times, do they really think now that hes married a bitch that a lion isnt going to eat him. I mean what are the chances of being killed by a lion in the first place anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I was wondering where that indian slut girishb was, and then I rememberd about the time zones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I was wondering where that indian slut girishb was, and then I rememberd about the time zones... I swear I'm nowhere near Orissa. @topic: What are you guys so surprised about? Everyone marries a bitch in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Hahaha damn you gotta love those Indians at times, do they really think now that hes married a bitch that a lion isnt going to eat him. I mean what are the chances of being killed by a lion in the first place anyway? Pretty high in India aperently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 There was another story in the paper today, about a woman being prosecuted for training her dog to have sex with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 There was another story in the paper today, about a woman being prosecuted for training her dog to have sex with her Gives a whole new meaning to the name "Cocker Spaniel". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 those Google ads sure know when and where to advertise. i got a LesbianDating ad also this heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GogZ Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality? Lmao. Also that translation made no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H4milton Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality? Lmao. Also that translation made no sense. Excuse me.......i didnt do that Translation.......google did it :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H4milton Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 those Google ads sure know when and where to advertise.i got a LesbianDating ad also this heh heheheh LOL looks like google thought you were the right person for the ad, n they were right......you did notice it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Don't double post Eeshan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Best story i ever heard. edit: A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday. The ceremony at a Hindu temple in Orissa state's Jajpur district was conducted with all the rituals observed at traditional weddings, including a dowry for the bride -- the village bitch. The dog sported two silver rings and a silver chain, the UNI news agency reported. Parents of the groom, one-and-a-half year old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum -- considered a bad omen. Community elders believed the growth would lead to the boy being killed in a tiger attack -- a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog. Sanrumula Munda, Sangula's father, said the ceremony would not prevent him from marrying properly when he comes of age. @Oh NO> Thank you for clearing that up! I wonder if Tigers dislike barking dogs? Perhaps the territorial scent of a dog is enough to ward off Tigers? Tradition has discovered many rituals that have some connection to reality yet they are often not what they seem at first. Teething is painful and the infant cries alot which tends to attract attention. Edited February 18, 2009 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdtajghori Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 @topic: What are you guys so surprised about? Everyone marries a bitch in the end. Lol, so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Looks like I can takedown my missing dog posters. I knew the reward would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I'm in a high state of confusion atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I was wondering where that indian slut girishb was, and then I rememberd about the time zones... I swear I'm nowhere near Orissa. @topic: What are you guys so surprised about? Everyone marries a bitch in the end. Yeah, females are stupid. FIGHT DA POWAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tw!tch Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 who keeps letting eeshan near the add reply button. everytime he hits it either confusion ensues, or everyone collectivly facepalms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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