Iminicus Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) What do you think is the Manliest Movie Ever. You can list as many as you want, but please include a reason why. Fight Club: <makeshyft> Fight Club openly criticised women. <makeshyft> And spoke of them as needless. <makeshyft> We're a generation of men raised by women. What I'm wondering is: is another woman what we need? That basically sums up Fight Club in makeshyft's and mine opinions. So what are your opinions and Manly movies? If possible I'd like to make this into a poll when we have enough movies named. Edited February 18, 2009 by Iminicus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I no doubt f*cked up the quote, but I don't care. The meaning remains. Great film - better than the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Falling Down, whilst not really testosterone filled action and stuff like that, is just that manly mentality of thinking; enough's enough. f*ck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Has to be 300. It just pulls on something manly inside you and makes you want to grow a f*cking awesome beard and yell in broad Scottish accent. I think I found myself that day. Horrible film though really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Has to be 300. It just pulls on something manly inside you and makes you want to grow a f*cking awesome beard and yell in broad Scottish accent. I think I found myself that day. Horrible film though really. <makeshyft> It's a little bit faggy. <Iminicus> Haha cause of the half nakedness? <makeshyft> And drawn-on abs. <makeshyft> THIS - IS - fa**otRY Falling Down, whilst not really testosterone filled action and stuff like that, is just that manly mentality of thinking; enough's enough. f*ck you. While it's a great film, it's more anti-society than manly. D-Fens doesn't discriminate according to gender. He sees the stupidity in everyday society, and unwillingly acts upon his hatred. Edited February 18, 2009 by makeshyft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 DP - Sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 In terms of sheer manliness I've got to agree with Fight Club. Other films worthy of mention are Predator, Dirty Harry, Goldfinger, Hard Boiled and The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. If you don't already have a pair, Fight Club will help you grow them, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Would Rambo: First Blood qualify? It's one of those timeless films where everyone knows the character as a motherf*cker who doesn't even take being cut in line at the post office lying down. His latest offering (originally titled "Rambo" - scary) was similar, but I thought about the first as that's what started the whole series going. Shame the second and third stunk of sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Great film - better than the book. You cant really say that. The movie compliments the book by translating Palahniuks writing style into screenplay. I liked the parts of the book that the movie left out, like when Jack registers to fight with every dude in the club and gets his sh*t ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) I'm going to have to go with the awesome Commando. First off, the main dudes name is John Matrix. I mean it has Arnie freewheeling his jeep down a mountain after assholes who've kidnapped his daughter, he basically starts WW3 on an island and kills damn near every enemy soldier he comes across and he kills people while uttering a cheesetastic quote: Cooke: You scared, motherf*cker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass! Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry! There's weapons galore ranging from Rocket Launchers to manly combat knifes and after all the outragoues shwodowns the final fight with his arch nemesis is settled in a knife fight. He also get's the girl at the end and lives happily ever after with her and his daughter. f*ckin A. Edited February 18, 2009 by Nixon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Great film - better than the book. You cant really say that. The movie compliments the book by translating Palahniuks writing style into screenplay. I liked the parts of the book that the movie left out, like when Jack registers to fight with every dude in the club and gets his sh*t ruined. I'm allowed my opinion, man. That just happens to be my opinion. I'm not trying to pass it off as gospel truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Would Rambo: First Blood qualify? It's one of those timeless films where everyone knows the character as a motherf*cker who doesn't even take being cut in line at the post office lying down. His latest offering (originally titled "Rambo" - scary) was similar, but I thought about the first as that's what started the whole series going. Shame the second and third stunk of sh*t. Well, there's different types of manliness. The all-action Arnie type or the everyday man. Rambo is just an everyday manly man tortured by the war, and I wouldnt f*ck with him. Oh, and yeah the rest were sh*t. On the subject off Stallone, why not have Rocky in there? Beating the crap out of an opponent while still having respect for them is pretty manly. Damn I've said manly a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 <makeshyft> It's a little bit faggy.<Iminicus> Haha cause of the half nakedness? <makeshyft> And drawn-on abs. <makeshyft> THIS - IS - fa**otRY We've got good old fashioned fights that always pit the heroes in insurmountable odds! A queen who spends more time in a sex scene than she does contributing to the storyline. A female oracle who is naked for no real reason other than being attractive. And of course the weak kids (who would have no doubt grown to be intellectuals and who would have only slown the movie down with outlandish and unfeasible plotlines) are just done away with at the very start of the movie. Throw in a pit. Exactly where they should be when it comes to any self respecting testosterone driven movie. Give them nothing! But take from them everything! Nought homosexual about that. And they had awesome helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I just found the whole thing a bit faggy, Machida. I see where you're coming from, but overall I would consider Braveheart to be far manlier than fake-ab 300. Edit: Facial hair trimmed neatly. Classic sign of a faggo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'd say Rambo and Rocky are manly for the same reasons; they're both underdog stories. Sure, Rambo is a solider but he's tortured by his memories of the war he fought in. He can't resume a normal life no matter how hard he tries and the whole chaining him up business was bound to make him crack. With Rocky, it's similar as he's just a boxer trying to make it. It's one of those feel-good films for men, like what Mamma Mia does for women or those good with colours, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Facial hair trimmed neatly. Classic sign of a faggo. Well, metro at least. 300 was manly in a conceptual way, just a little too pretty. Edit - Oh and Krafty, I'd say First Blood was pretty manly up to the point where he started crying. After that, I don't think so. Edited February 18, 2009 by VoodooSlumlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 There was one post you could have made that would have swayed my opinion makeshift. And you've just made it. You bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 There was one post you could have made that would have swayed my opinion makeshift. And you've just made it. You bastard. Love you too, you bearded wonderman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Gladiator is pretty badass. Though there is that whole pussy factor about his family dying. Toughen up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 One word: Predator. Muscle-men with big ass guns hunting an alien in the jungle. TESTOSTERONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 One word: Predator. Muscle-men with big ass guns hunting an alien in the jungle. TESTOSTERONE. Wow, could you make it sound more unmanly? Goodfellas. Gangsters? Check Ray Liotta? Check Murder? Check Getting the wife doing drugs while you keep f*cking your druggy mistress? Check Cool cars? Check Getting J&B while in prison? Check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Don't be mad because you didn't call it first. f*ckin' hater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Don't be mad because you didn't call it first. f*ckin' hater. Imi ain't got time to bleed. Edited February 18, 2009 by VoodooSlumlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Pulp Fiction. Cars? Check. Drugs? Check. Burgers? Check. Beer? Check. Uma Thurman? Check. Samuel L. Jackson? Check. The use of the word "motherf*cker"? Check Robbery? Check. Awesome sountrack? Check. Just ignore the whole... ahem... sodomy thing, as awesome as that scene is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Pulp Fiction. Cars? Check. Drugs? Check. Burgers? Check. Beer? Check. Uma Thurman? Check. Samuel L. Jackson? Check. The use of the word "motherf*cker"? Check Robbery? Check. Awesome sountrack? Check. Just ignore the whole... ahem... sodomy thing, as awesome as that scene is. Res Dogs is a bit more manly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 True, there's the inclusion of suits and gasoline. But Mr. Pink? Eh, couldn't there have been a more manly colour? Like... auburn or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 True, there's the inclusion of suits and gasoline. But Mr. Pink? Eh, couldn't there have been a more manly colour? Like... auburn or something? "Because you're a fa**ot!" Pretty manly boss, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Great film - better than the book. You cant really say that. The movie compliments the book by translating Palahniuks writing style into screenplay. I liked the parts of the book that the movie left out, like when Jack registers to fight with every dude in the club and gets his sh*t ruined. I'm allowed my opinion, man. That just happens to be my opinion. I'm not trying to pass it off as gospel truth. Yeah sure dude, I just disagree with you is all. Also for my input Ill have to say full metal jacket. Was there even a chick in that movie? (besides the one they kill) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 True, there's the inclusion of suits and gasoline. But Mr. Pink? Eh, couldn't there have been a more manly colour? Like... auburn or something? Mr Pink is a manly f*cking name. I would not f*ck with a guy named Mr Pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 What about some Jean-Claude Van Damme films? I was watching Kickboxer last night and is so manly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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