Furnace Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Too kill and dispose of hookers correctly Did you even read the topic title? Funniest / Most retarded / Stupidest. Not most useful and practical in everyday life. And about the British / American zombies, they can both run. In both Dawn of the Dead (based in America) and 28 days later (based in England) the zombies run. It's just a misconception that they can't run, as fictional modern media has proven. So we're f*cked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My father taught me how to get a cat into a shoebox using only a rubber-band. ( Tutorial available upon request ) My mother taught me how to open a beer bottle with a counter-top. My uncle taught me how to hold a firecracker in my fingers right until it's going to pop, and take your hand away at the right moment. My other uncle taught me how to make my own shotgun ammunition using "various household items" That's all I can think of. QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MobBG Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My other uncle taught me how to make my own shotgun ammunition using "various household items" I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME UNCLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxrevv Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My uncle taught me how to hold a firecracker in my fingers right until it's going to pop, and take your hand away at the right moment. Whoa...damn. How old were you then? Well the "zombies" (if you can call them that) in 28 Days Later ran. But I'm not sure if they're zombies really. They are. I've seen it twice,but the sheer picture of a hot naked women zombie when u crash into something makes me forget about the other zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My uncle taught me how to hold a firecracker in my fingers right until it's going to pop, and take your hand away at the right moment. Whoa...damn. How old were you then? Well the "zombies" (if you can call them that) in 28 Days Later ran. But I'm not sure if they're zombies really. They are. I've seen it twice,but the sheer picture of a hot naked women zombie when u crash into something makes me forget about the other zombies. Eh, why does that quote say Hayden? It should say [MenaceMovies] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Retarded: Religion, Ethics, Values. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 After my first time at Hooters, I asked my dad: "Dad, how do you get women?" His response: "Be a complete dick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My father taught me how to get a cat into a shoebox using only a rubber-band. ( Tutorial available upon request ) PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My Dad taught me not to be racist. Ridiculous I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calidrugs Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 My dad told me that when having sex with a virgin, it's nearly impossible to get her knocked up. Therefore I didn't have to use a condom.. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Glad to know I made most retarded a topic title staple. I guess I'm one of the few people who's parents were straight-up with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 My dad taught me how to fix things the way MacGyver would. I once fixed a CD player with a spoon and some duct tape. As for the zombies. American zombies have been running far longer than British zombies. See Return of the Living Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chennaz321 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 my dad taught me to do the f*ckin moonwalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 my dad taught me to do the f*ckin moonwalk Your dad is Michael Jackson? Well then, you'd better moonwalk outta there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 my dad taught me to do the f*ckin moonwalk So is that similar to the regular moonwalk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chennaz321 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 my dad taught me to do the f*ckin moonwalk So is that similar to the regular moonwalk? Yeah he taught me how to do that 'snap back on ur heel' thing. It's not easy. Get's all the chicks though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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