Lerin Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 When I was like... 5 or 6, My mom was in the kitchen, and she had socks on. And the kitchen floor had tiles. And all I remember her doing, is, "Hey Antonio, watch this!" But she said it in Macedonian (Hej Antonijo, gledaj ova) And then she ran, and slid across the whole kitchen floor with her socks. So, basically she was the one that taught me how to slide on tiles with socks. Now that I think of it, why would she even think of teaching me that. lol. What't the stupidest/funniest/most retarded thing that your parents have taught you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My father taught me how to make rockets, explosives, and incendiary devices. It's both fun and stupid. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 They taught me never to talk to strangers. I ignored them, now I'm locked in a basement... macorules94 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'll just leave this here. FYI: This being the most retarded thing my parents taught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'll just leave this here. FYI: This being the most retarded thing my parents taught me. Well played, sir. Fortunately my father was a lousy Catholic and didn't teach me anything about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ... but he loves you! I miss you, George Carlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My dad trying to teach me on how to swim at a river without holding my hands.I'm only 5 years old at that time. I'm almost drown, until then i'm afraid of water and can't swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ' date='Feb 18 2009, 11:36'] Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal40000 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My dad trying to teach me on how to swim at a river without holding my hands.I'm only 5 years old at that time. I'm almost drown, until then i'm afraid of water and can't swim thats crazy, how do you wash? and your missing out on alot of great beverages. also i was taught that if you have paraesthesia (pins and needles) to place where ever you have it on a cold surface lmao, its just a completely pointless thing to do, i never realised until i matured up, but they still beleive that cold surfaces heal it, when all it is is lack of circulation in a body part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My dad trying to teach me on how to swim at a river without holding my hands.I'm only 5 years old at that time. I'm almost drown, until then i'm afraid of water and can't swim thats crazy, how do you wash? and your missing out on alot of great beverages. imagine peeing. OH GOD NO!! IT´S COMING OUT OF MY PEENIISS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnace Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 11:36] Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Run? Modern zombies can run too, so that plan is flawed if you're a weak runner. OT: Hypotenuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 11:36] Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Run? Modern zombies can run too, so that plan is flawed if you're a weak runner. OT: Hypotenuse There are something even better when zombies outbreak, get infected and be a zombie so the other zombie won't hunting you anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 The only things my parents have taught me is how not to be a parent. But talking about retarded stuff, whenever I used to misbehave, my mom used to tell me that I had an older brother and that my dad killed him because he used to misbehave like me. I was afraid and believed her until I got older and realised that none of it was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 11:36] Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Run? Modern zombies can run too, so that plan is flawed if you're a weak runner. OT: Hypotenuse That movie was so stupid. Not zombies. Zombies can't run. Zombies are brain-dead and immobile. You can out-walk a zombie. That british movie was sh*te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That movie was so stupid. Not zombies. Zombies can't run. Zombies are brain-dead and immobile. You can out-walk a zombie. That british movie was sh*te. Oh... i thought the zombies in the movie as cool as Left 4 Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That movie was so stupid. Not zombies. Zombies can't run. Zombies are brain-dead and immobile. You can out-walk a zombie. That british movie was sh*te. Oh... i thought the zombies in the movie as cool as Left 4 Dead I'm not familiar with that game but if it's anything like that British movie of which the title I cannot remember (fortunately) I would not ever play it, nor recommend it, or even suggest its existence. I will now talk about puppies — they are so awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booyacasha Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 they taught me how to read and write what can be worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 11:36] Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Run? Modern zombies can run too, so that plan is flawed if you're a weak runner. OT: Hypotenuse That movie was so stupid. Not zombies. Zombies can't run. Zombies are brain-dead and immobile. You can out-walk a zombie. That british movie was sh*te. Well the "zombies" (if you can call them that) in 28 Days Later ran. But I'm not sure if they're zombies really. The zombies in Dead Set also ran. They were zombies. Both British (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamesguru Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 British zombies PWN American zombies . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 British zombies PWN American zombies . no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 British zombies PWN American zombies . no. He means the zombies not the movies themselves. British zombies know how to run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaivpc Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 When I was like... 5 or 6, My mom was in the kitchen, and she had socks on. And the kitchen floor had tiles. And all I remember her doing, is, "Hey Antonio, watch this!" But she said it in Macedonian (Hej Antonijo, gledaj ova) And then she ran, and slid across the whole kitchen floor with her socks. So, basically she was the one that taught me how to slide on tiles with socks. Now that I think of it, why would she even think of teaching me that. lol. What't the stupidest/funniest/most retarded thing that your parents have taught you? .......and it's not even Macedonian. Macedonians spoke ancient Greek, not a slavic-origin language......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 How to iron, because now i have to iron my own clothes i cant pretend like i don t know what to do anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My mother taught me that women were more than 3 holes with hair. Pssh..whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okei Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ' date='Feb 18 2009, 12:46'] ,Feb 18 2009, 11:36] Whilst watching Sean of the Dead, my dad taught me what to do if there ever was a zombie outbreak Run? Modern zombies can run too, so that plan is flawed if you're a weak runner. OT: Hypotenuse That movie was so stupid. Not zombies. Zombies can't run. Zombies are brain-dead and immobile. You can out-walk a zombie. That british movie was sh*te. Well the "zombies" (if you can call them that) in 28 Days Later ran. But I'm not sure if they're zombies really. The zombies in Dead Set also ran. They were zombies. Both British (lol) dead set is a load of sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDad. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My mother taught me that women were more than 3 holes with hair. Pssh..whatever. She's right you know. They can also cook, clean, etc. Just that you need to make the chain longer. And move your knifeblock out of the kitchen, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My mother taught me that women were more than 3 holes with hair. Pssh..whatever. She's right you know. They can also cook, clean, etc. Just that you need to make the chain longer. And move your knifeblock out of the kitchen, just in case. But if I make the chain longer, she will be able to reach the bathroom....I like to hear her beg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceMustDie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Too kill and dispose of hookers correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDad. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My mother taught me that women were more than 3 holes with hair. Pssh..whatever. She's right you know. They can also cook, clean, etc. Just that you need to make the chain longer. And move your knifeblock out of the kitchen, just in case. But if I make the chain longer, she will be able to reach the bathroom....I like to hear her beg. I jingle my keys for that. Different women, different stimulations eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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