What's da funniest moment of ur life so far?

[Blind Joe Death]

Oddly enough, I've never had one... This is an interesting question... I can't think of anything that was FUNNY for ME, but likely for others that INVOLVED me

That's really sad, man.

 

You're like what, 40 years of age? And you have never actually had a funny moment in your whole lifetime?

 

I honestly am not sure whether to feel sorry for you or to tell you to get a f*cking life.

[Braindawg]

When we pranked a firend of ours, we put him on a couch outside and gave him a cardboard sign saying "Need money for a new couch" and drew a penis on he's forhead... I think i still have it filmed somewhere

[hotwheels83]

i had two funniest memories

when i was 2 i was climbing on a chair and my pant was very loose

after i climbed on it i put my hands up and then by the impact my pants went down!!

On another occasion i was 3 and was very scared to lock the bathroomdoor so i didnt lock the bathroom door

then i removed my underpants and then my dad had come to the toilet to wash his hands and he had a mobile camera with him and he removed my naked photo and then i was like and slapped my dad sooo badly on his leg and then i didnt talk to my dad for about 15 days

Edited March 19, 2009 by hotwheels83

[Midnight Special]

today We were in class and it was break time.We were all bored till someone got on the table and show his d*ck

[Lega_c]

i had two funniest memories

when i was 2 i was climbing on a chair and my pant was very loose

after i climbed on it i put my hands up and then by the impact my pants went down!!

On another occasion i was 3 and was very scared to lock the bathroomdoor so i didnt lock the bathroom door

then i removed my underpants and then my dad had come to the toilet to wash his hands and he had a mobile camera with him and he removed my naked photo and then i was like and slapped my dad sooo badly on his leg and then i didnt talk to my dad for about 15 days

 

Birthday  10 May 1998

 

Ahh it all makes sense now.

 

Anyway, the funniest moment in my life would have to be when I was younger and I had to pee during art class but the teacher wouldn't let me go. So I run around the room doing the "Bitch, I gotta piss, let me out" dance. So she finally said I could go. So I sprinted to the door and ran directly into and as I landed on the floor, I pissed my pants.

[Wuirt]

I got locked in a shed and had petrol poured over me by some kid called Tristan that lived a few doors away when I was like 6, he completely ruined my toy story t-shirt. It didn't actually occur to me at the time he was going to set me on fire.

Funny as f*ck isn't it?

[OH NO]

 

I got locked in a shed and had petrol poured over me by some kid called Tristan that lived a few doors away when I was like 6, he completely ruined my toy story t-shirt. It didn't actually occur to me at the time he was going to set me on fire.

Funny as f*ck isn't it?

Not unless you died and/or have a penis nose.

[gta-evo4]

Yeah, I have a lot of crazy, stupid and funny memories in my life. Most of them are from my shool years.

Here's one: Some may not find this funny at all.

There was this guy(not from my shool), who used to hang out with my group of friends, he was the youngest of us all and a dumb and goofy character. I feel kinda bad recalling this incident, but its been a long time ago and we were just teens.

Well, me and and my buddys were heavily drinking beer at someones house and the group started to pick on this guy, who was half wasted by then. At some point someone came with the deplorable idea to urinate in a big beer mug(each of one us) and give it to the poor guy. Lmao, the boy drank half liter of the mixture with a smile on his face!

The story didn't end there for the poor guy. We made a bet to him that he wouldn't have the balls to run naked down the street; and yep, the boy could run like Flash let me tell you. Sad end to the story came when some skinheads motherf*ckers caught him and started to beat the sh*t out off him, so we had to to run ourselves to save him. A few punches were thrown but nothing serious, we all made it out.

We left the guy in peace ever since.

 

[hotwheels83]

i asked my friend about this and he is like you know it

what happened was when he went to have s*x in his girlfriend's house he went by mistakely into a wrong house and when he went into a bedroom and threw his underpants and his shirt etc into the nearby toilet and went to have s*x.But it turned out he was in the wrong house so he ran into the toilet only to find out that his clothes were thrown into the sink and they couldnt come out so then he feared that the people in the house would see his penis and remove pictures so he ran out of the house naked and went crazy in the street because he had come with a moterbike and he lived about 10 kilometers from this house so then he started shouting and i heard him and others also heard him and removed pictures of his penis and one guy took a cricket ball(it is very hard ) and hit it on his balls sooo hard that they were paining soo badly(he told me about it the next day) and had to go to the hospital to bandage them and he was very embarassed

he was 18 years at that time

[El Zilcho]

i asked my friend about this and he is like you know it

what happened was when he went to have s*x in his girlfriend's house he went by mistakely into a wrong house and when he went into a bedroom and threw his underpants and his shirt etc into the nearby toilet and went to have s*x.But it turned out he was in the wrong house so he ran into the toilet only to find out that his clothes were thrown into the sink and they couldnt come out so then he feared that the people in the house would see his penis and remove pictures so he ran out of the house naked and went crazy in the street because he had come with a moterbike and he lived about 10 kilometers from this house so then he started shouting and i heard him and others also heard him and removed pictures of his penis and one guy took a cricket ball(it is very hard ) and hit it on his balls sooo hard that they were paining soo badly(he told me about it the next day) and had to go to the hospital to bandage them and he was very embarassed

he was 18 years at that time

Birthday: 10 May 1910

 

And I was like LOL? That's not your age.

[Neal40000]

One lunch at highschool we got bored, we were just standing in this kind of alcove area where theres a lift for the disabled/fat people that no one else uses, when you stand in this area your kind of hidden from the people that walk by in the corridor that your facing.

 

So we kept seeing people walk by through the corridor not noticing us what so ever, and we kept looking in this notice board reflection to see who was coming.

 

I decided that ide throw change into the corridor and see if anyone picked it up then when they did me and my friends would call them bums.

 

.

 

so we sore this sweet inoccent little kid that everyone in the school knew and liked because he had a disability i think. but really friendly and everyone likes him, he was making his way up the corridor, i threw some change into the corridor as he made his way up and he just froze to a spot completely clueless to where this change came from, he scratched his head and started talking to himself for about 2 minutes as to where the hell the change came from, those 2 minutes were so hilarious i almost wet myself whilst trying not to laugh same with my friends.

 

This is the most recent funnyest moment of my life. Ive had tonnes more.

[Bates_GTA]

I pretty much laugh my way through ever day, so to come up my the funniest moment is hard, but one of them was getting de-bagged (trousers & boxers) pulled down at a football match. It really wasn't funny at the time for me, but i laugh now. Thank f*ck 2GOOD2BAD on sunday nights match of the day didnt get it

[Lethal Nizzle]

Seeing my friend put his hands through his legs and grab his ankles from the back of his legs for the first time. Basically he looked like a frog, and began to hop. What then made the scenario even funnier was when he tried to flip off the bench and faceplant.

 

Priceless.

[Max]

The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!"

 

 

Lol so hard at that time.

knowing you it would have been a man breast

Moobs. We call them moobs.

Listen to the man! eDad's our resident expert on moobs. The sick f*ck.

[Abel.]

i had two funniest memories

when i was 2 i was climbing on a chair and my pant was very loose

after i climbed on it i put my hands up and then by the impact my pants went down!!

On another occasion i was 3 and was very scared to lock the bathroomdoor so i didnt lock the bathroom door

then i removed my underpants and then my dad had come to the toilet to wash his hands and he had a mobile camera with him and he removed my naked photo and then i was like    and slapped my dad sooo badly on his leg and then i didnt talk to my dad for about 15 days

 

Birthday   10 May 1998

 

Ahh it all makes sense now.

 

Anyway, the funniest moment in my life would have to be when I was younger and I had to pee during art class but the teacher wouldn't let me go. So I run around the room doing the "Bitch, I gotta piss, let me out" dance. So she finally said I could go. So I sprinted to the door and ran directly into and as I landed on the floor, I pissed my pants.

That was brilliant, you couldn't make that up.

[Max]

i had two funniest memories

when i was 2 i was climbing on a chair and my pant was very loose

after i climbed on it i put my hands up and then by the impact my pants went down!!

On another occasion i was 3 and was very scared to lock the bathroomdoor so i didnt lock the bathroom door

then i removed my underpants and then my dad had come to the toilet to wash his hands and he had a mobile camera with him and he removed my naked photo and then i was like    and slapped my dad sooo badly on his leg and then i didnt talk to my dad for about 15 days

 

Birthday   10 May 1998

 

Ahh it all makes sense now.

 

Anyway, the funniest moment in my life would have to be when I was younger and I had to pee during art class but the teacher wouldn't let me go. So I run around the room doing the "Bitch, I gotta piss, let me out" dance. So she finally said I could go. So I sprinted to the door and ran directly into and as I landed on the floor, I pissed my pants.

That was brilliant, you couldn't make that up.

You could, quite easily. It's your standard pain and bodily functions combination, not in the S&M way, mind! No, more the kind that's been the staple of You've been Framed for nigh on 20 years.

[ChanandlerBong]

i asked my friend about this and he is like you know it

what happened was when he went to have s*x in his girlfriend's house he went by mistakely into a wrong house and when he went into a bedroom and threw his underpants and his shirt etc into the nearby toilet and went to have s*x.But it turned out he was in the wrong house so he ran into the toilet only to find out that his clothes were thrown into the sink and they couldnt come out so then he feared that the people in the house would see his penis and remove pictures so he ran out of the house naked and went crazy in the street because he had come with a moterbike and he lived about 10 kilometers from this house so then he started shouting and i heard him and others also heard him and removed pictures of his penis and one guy took a cricket ball(it is very hard ) and hit it on his balls sooo hard that they were paining soo badly(he told me about it the next day) and had to go to the hospital to bandage them and he was very embarassed

he was 18 years at that time

Do you mean take pictures of his penis?

 

 

Not to insult you but i'm guessing English isn't your first language

[George Brosnan]

Heh, when i was 14.

 

I was in a boring maths class, and i had a rubber, so i broke it into medim sized peices and started flicking them at the teacher, at first he ignore them, then he said stop it, then he went nuts and said if something hit him one more time, he was gonna go nuts, then i threw a pencil at him, his outburst was incredibly funny.

[Quick Stop]

The whole 5 years i spent at High School have probably been the funniest times of my life.

[hotwheels83]

i asked my friend about this and he is like you know it

what happened was when he went to have s*x in his girlfriend's house he went by mistakely into a wrong house and when he went into a bedroom and threw his underpants and his shirt etc into the nearby toilet and went to have s*x.But it turned out he was in the wrong house so he ran into the toilet only to find out that his clothes were thrown into the sink and they couldnt come out so then he feared that the people in the house would see his penis and remove pictures so he ran out of the house naked and went crazy in the street because he had come with a moterbike and he lived about 10 kilometers from this house so then he started shouting and i heard him and others also heard him and removed pictures of his penis and one guy took a cricket ball(it is very hard ) and hit it on his balls sooo hard that they were paining soo badly(he told me about it the next day) and had to go to the hospital to bandage them    and  he was very embarassed

he was 18 years at that time

Do you mean take pictures of his penis?

 

 

Not to insult you but i'm guessing English isn't your first language

Yes, we did take pictures of his penis and i speak english mostly though i am from india

[rota]

Probly not the funniest moment in my life I have alot of funny times but this one happend on the weekend just been me and a few of my mates were at a pritty lame party there was not many people and the music was sh*t so we left me my mates and this random girl my mate picked up at the party we drove round town trying to find a party soon we did and it was alot better so we started drinking and smoking herb and what not the night started to come to an end the party died down so we jumped in my mates car and he drove down to this beach on the outskirts of town we all were just relaxing the two in the front were asleep and i was dozing off i was nearly asleep when i felt some one on me i opened my eyes and the random chick was lying over my lap I thought "sweet" then i looked where her haed was......... It was on my mates lap she was giving him a bj I shouted "what the f*ck get off me hahahaha" he jumped out the car and pulled his pants up I could not stop cracking up it was so funny im never sitting in the middel again

[mdtajghori]

Probly not the funniest moment in my life I have alot of funny times but this one happend on the weekend just been me and a few of my mates were at a pritty lame party there was not many people and the music was sh*t so we left me my mates and this random girl my mate picked up at the party we drove round town trying to find a party soon we did and it was alot better so we started drinking and smoking herb and what not the night started to come to an end the party died down so we jumped in my mates car and he drove down to this beach on the outskirts of town we all were just relaxing the two in the front were asleep and i was dozing off i was nearly asleep when i felt some one on me i opened my eyes and the random chick was lying over my lap I thought "sweet" then i looked where her haed was......... It was on my mates lap she was giving him a bj I shouted "what the f*ck get off me hahahaha" he jumped out the car and pulled his pants up I could not stop cracking up it was so funny im never sitting in the middel again

Rofl

[abrikken]

ignore

[Stig]

Probably when my friend fell down the stairs in a blanket, and was crying. I've never laughed so hard. Twas' like two years ago too haha.

Or the time I tried hitching on the back of a handicapped bus on a skateboard, asshole driver called the cops but it was hilarious.

Orr the time I had a fire exstinguisher and shot my friend square in the face with it, and.., he threw up. Everywhere.

 

Too many funny times to name.

 

 

 

 

[sam33]

Probably when my friend fell down the stairs in a blanket, and was crying. I've never laughed so hard. Twas' like two years ago too haha.

Or the time I tried hitching on the back of a handicapped bus on a skateboard, asshole driver called the cops but it was hilarious.

Orr the time I had a fire exstinguisher and shot my friend square in the face with it, and.., he threw up. Everywhere.

 

Too many funny times to name.

Wow that's strange. Normally when someone gets shot in the face with a fire extinguisher it burns there skin as it's slightly acidic.

[Mihai]

When i was at Drivers Ed and this really foreign teacher kept calling Tailgaters, "Tallagators". I was trying so hard not to laugh otherwise they would give me some bullsh*t "Warning" for disrupting the class.

 

One time i was playing Paintball with my friend, my bro and a few of his friends. We went out to play at about 11pm at this large park once everyone left. There's a large hill in the middle of the park and that was kinda the place we had to defend. Anyway me and my friend are running through the bushes tryna find my bro. We decide to creep up the hill to get a better look knowing we'd be out in the open. Well we look down and we see my bro running at us and firing, and my friend saw him first so he starts firing back. Thing is, his gun was out of air so his gun was just making this really loud farting noise. For some reason i couldn't stop laughing while my friend was sitting there going "What the f*ck!" So I'm laughing my ass off while tryna run away from my brother, and cuz i was laughing so hard i lost my balance and tripped and rolled down the hill until i was finally stopped by a tree. Didn't hurt much and i ended up getting away from my bro, so it was all good.

[hotwheels83]

When i was at Drivers Ed and this really foreign teacher kept calling Tailgaters, "Tallagators". I was trying so hard not to laugh otherwise they would give me some bullsh*t "Warning" for disrupting the class.

 

One time i was playing Paintball with my friend, my bro and a few of his friends. We went out to play at about 11pm at this large park once everyone left. There's a large hill in the middle of the park and that was kinda the place we had to defend. Anyway me and my friend are running through the bushes tryna find my bro. We decide to creep up the hill to get a better look knowing we'd be out in the open. Well we look down and we see my bro running at us and firing, and my friend saw him first so he starts firing back. Thing is, his gun was out of air so his gun was just making this really loud farting noise. For some reason i couldn't stop laughing while my friend was sitting there going "What the f*ck!" So I'm laughing my ass off while tryna run away from my brother, and cuz i was laughing so hard i lost my balance and tripped and rolled down the hill until i was finally stopped by a tree. Didn't hurt much and i ended up getting away from my bro, so it was all good.

ohh this was hilarious

[Chigi]

Oddly enough, I've never had one... This is an interesting question... I can't think of anything that was FUNNY for ME, but likely for others that INVOLVED me

That's really sad, man.

 

You're like what, 40 years of age? And you have never actually had a funny moment in your whole lifetime?

 

I honestly am not sure whether to feel sorry for you or to tell you to get a f*cking life.

hows ur arm?