Zook Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 when i ripped my tendons it was hilarious im still laughing now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I ride my motorbike fast and didn't focus on the road because i'm too sleepy, then a big lizard went across the road. Quickly i used front brake and guess what, my bikes flipped 360 degrees on air then i fell down, my bikes was f*cked up. I'm not worried about my injury first because i quickly looking around if someone witness it. Luckily the road was quiet, ride back on my bike and race to home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 and at the end of it he says "So I grabbed him, and f*cked him over the table" Haha, I've done that before when describing a fight my friend has with a kid, I immediately corrected myself though. My funniest moment was at a Jason Byren show (stand up comedian) and he picked me and a couple of friends out to take the piss out of. He described how I was constantly wanking, my friend had such a deep voice his dick must be huge and then how if we tug too hard on our cocks our balls will drop off. Couldn't stop laughing throughout the gig . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Probably last night, when I wedgie one of my mates so hard I lifted him off the floor and tore his briefs, it was f*cking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 da funniest tym 4 me wuz def wen i wuz at skool an dis chick started slaggin off dis teacher wel den dis teacher calls out to her cuz hed bin listnin from the top of dem stairs behind us she den tries to say to him dat he is just sh*t compard to dis otha teacher wel den the otha teacher calls her out from the top of another set of stairs behind her . fukhilarius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zook Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 da funniest tym 4 me wuz def wen i wuz at skool an dis chick started slaggin off dis teacher wel den dis teacher calls out to her cuz hed bin listnin from the top of dem stairs behind us she den tries to say to him dat he is just sh*t compard to dis otha teacher wel den the otha teacher calls her out from the top of another set of stairs behind her . fukhilarius what english please arnt you the person who wrote the new persons guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 da funniest tym 4 me wuz def wen i wuz at skool an dis chick started slaggin off dis teacher wel den dis teacher calls out to her cuz hed bin listnin from the top of dem stairs behind us she den tries to say to him dat he is just sh*t compard to dis otha teacher wel den the otha teacher calls her out from the top of another set of stairs behind her . fukhilarius what english please arnt you the person who wrote the new persons guide ololololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I remmbr dis one tym mah dick got cot in mah zippar, sh*t wuz HULARIUZ. ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I remmbr dis one tym mah dick got cot in mah zippar, sh*t wuz HULARIUZ. lulz did ya putz solt on it afta, dat wud ov made it evun mor funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 da funniest tym 4 me wuz def wen i wuz at skool an dis chick started slaggin off dis teacher wel den dis teacher calls out to her cuz hed bin listnin from the top of dem stairs behind us she den tries to say to him dat he is just sh*t compard to dis otha teacher wel den the otha teacher calls her out from the top of another set of stairs behind her . fukhilarius what english please arnt you the person who wrote the new persons guide YO! UZ HILARITY SENSER IZ NOT WRKING! YO! REPARE IT! YO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 When me and my cousing "stole" a shopping cart and rigged it with a "roll cage" and brakes, wich were used for turning also. Why was it hilarious? We used it to speed down a street, with a ramp on the edge. WE DID GOT MAJOR LULZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand_theft_aewsome Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 When i saw someone $h!t his pants in the school toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rota Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 When i saw someone $h!t his pants in the school toilets you saw your reflection in the mirror didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) The head of history at my school was found giving head to some 19 year old boy at the local park. Needless to say photos were taken and his reputation was ruined along with his job. Edited March 17, 2009 by sam33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moments in my life usually happen when I'm high. One that sticks in my mind is a couple of years ago when me and a few mates (as I said, high) got some drunk girl to drink our piss. At first we told her it was medicine that would make sure she doesn't get a hangover in the morning, but by the third glass everyone surrounded her and was screaming "DRINK THE URINE!", and yet she still proceeded to drink it. Some may not find that funny, but to you I say f*ck you. Definitely one of the moments in my life where I have laughed the most...the weed would have helped. pics or it didn't happen; I did have a picture of her actually drinking it from the glass, but I think I've lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 @Ya Mum: You're so cruel. Did she find out later? Poor girl must have been traumatised for the rest of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rota Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 hahaha yamum you're a legand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) @Ya Mum: You're so cruel. Did she find out later? Poor girl must have been traumatised for the rest of her life. The funny thing is, she didn't care at all. We told her the next morning and she just laughed about it and said "Ah, the wonders of alcohol". Whenever anyone brings it up she doesn't seem to care either, she usually just laughs about it. It's kind of scary to be honest. I think she might of actually liked drinking it, kind of makes sense since she still gulped it down after we repeatedly told her to "Drink the urine!". By the way, she's now known by everyone as 'wee girl'. But once again, she doesn't care. She even changed her msn name to 'wee girl'. Edited March 17, 2009 by Ya Mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rota Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. knowing you it would have been a man breast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDad. Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. knowing you it would have been a man breast Moobs. We call them moobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rota Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. knowing you it would have been a man breast Moobs. We call them moobs. sorry pops wont happen agian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. Breast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdtajghori Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. You stole that sentence from a GTAIV's awesome pedestrian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 @Ya Mum that's f*cking gross man. I have a mate, well, person that used to be a mate, who drank a longneck of piss on leavers. Worse still, for $150 he some randoms guys sh*t a short time later. He lost all respect from me and my friends and was eventually shunned from the group. I just hope you and your mates don't go near that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackel311 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 In my top set English class (Grades A* - B) we were in groups thinking of points about Romeo and Juiliet. My group had loads of good points thought of but when i was asked instead of saying a clever point i said "Romeo sounds like Romance." and the whole class burst out laughing. Am i dumb or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Oddly enough, I've never had one... This is an interesting question... I can't think of anything that was FUNNY for ME, but likely for others that INVOLVED me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 The funniest moment in my life was when I was 9 years old. I walked past by two teachers and one of them said, "He looked at my breast again!" Lol so hard at that time. You stole that sentence from a GTAIV's awesome pedestrian. Never heard it from a ped in GTA IV. Oh and that time, I think the teacher was refering to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 He's putting a spin on the "That man touched my...." I don't think it's that close a translation... I forget the exact wording, but it's very "businesswoman" like, which adds to the humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 It's hard to tell, because there are so many types of 'funny' to choose from. I suppose physical comedy is what is best. Back when I was 11, in Nebraska, there was a large snowstorm that left about 3 feet for a while. I decided to go over to my friend's house to sled because he had a huge hill in his backyard. I went up to the top in one of his 3-person toboggans and went down while he watched. I hit a bump or something, and it turned off the path we had made. Well, it hit him and he actually f*cking flew over me. When he got up, his glasses were cracked and he was covered in snow. We had a laughing fit for quite a while, and kept sledding, while he watched from the top instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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