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Kidnap Horror


MrJohn666
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Pfft, a chicken named Clive?

 

Preposterous. We all know that only Orangutans are named Clive.

 

 

 

Unless, of course, this is John's way of somehow getting attention, or, venting his personal feelings.

But it's okay, John. I think there's a little bit of Clive in all of us.

 

 

 

 

SaintJimmy playfully pats John's head.

 

 

Run along now scamp...and live your life...

 

 

 

SaintJimmy reaches his hand out desperately.

 

...LIVE IT

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Epilogue.

 

She went missing again on Friday afternoon. I just found her.

 

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Yes, that is the ceiling directly above my desk.

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Bastards. I have a feeling this is going to run and run...

Those kidnappers must have real low IQ, how could they forget putting tape on Clive's mouth notify.gif

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You know what you have to do.

 

"Call Jack"

Agreed. There is no other option.

--- AMF ---

 

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-= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =-

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

Pfft, a chicken named Clive?

 

Preposterous. We all know that only Orangutans are named Clive.

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....I think you mean Clyde.

 

This is about Clive! angry.gif

 

Although it might well be Mr. John's fault if it comes to the name. Cive Barker is a horror artist, author, director and producer; among other things.

 

So, what do you expect with a name like Clive for the poor rubber chicken?

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Pfft, a chicken named Clive?

 

Preposterous. We all know that only Orangutans are named Clive.

 

"Clyde."

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Every Which Way But Loose

 

But thanks for joining in. Clive now has her own Instant messenger account and dispenses advice to victims of crimes from her home, the drawer in my desk.

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