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Kidnap Horror


MrJohn666
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I left a ransom package like they said, but no one took it.

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Whoever's done it is not trying hard enough...

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy
I left a ransom package like they said, but no one took it.

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Whoever's done it is not trying hard enough...

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Ameteurs. sigh.gif

 

Obviously their fist ransom. rolleyes.gif

 

Clive probablily wishes they would just kill him and get it over with.

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Sad. Clive was probably done in before you knew he was gone. They're fixin to make another demand.

Order up a screaming chicken. Link is on the first page. Play with the screaming chicken everyday. They will regret what they've done.

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You can burn down the factory and you can melt every rubber chicken you are able to find but....

 

You cannot destroy the love and caring of rubber chickens nor the hearts of those touched by them and vice versa.

 

"For that is made of sternner stuff!" -inverted quote

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omg is this sh*t still dragging on yawn.gif

But you've sought it out, clicked on it and posted anyway, thus returning it back up the pile on the forum in which it was buried?

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I bet you're the kind of guy who falls in the sea and goes "mmm it tastes kind of peppery".

 

Still no news on Clive folks. Whoever has him has clearly been destroyed by my chicken's atomic suicide pants, which she was trained to activate in the event of "anything, like really downer happening man, y'know".

 

Well, maybe we never will...but hey, it's not up to me, I'm the guy this sh*t just happened to.

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UPDATE

 

Remember I said I left the ransom on my chair on Friday. Well, I sort of did. I left them a parcel full of banana skins and smelly socks, hidden inside those styrofoam packing chips you get with packaging.

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I just got this message:

 

 

 

>>> Clive Chicken <[email protected]> 02/25/09 10:00 PM >>>

Oh how wrong you are Mr John, how wrong you are.

 

We did not miss the ranson package on Friday.

DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID !!!

We do not care about your birthday, this is a kidnap, not a f*ckin picnic !!!

WE ARE ANGRY MR JOHN. VERY ANGRY. It has taken us until now to calm down enough to send this to you.

We collected the Ranson package.You have shown us much disrespect.

SOCKS, F*CKIN SOCKS!!. Not £100, not £10, not even £1 (which lets be honest would have been enough).

You did not expect us to happily take this package home with us, DID YOU !!

You have shown us no respect. So we will also show you none.

You have no one to blame but yourself for what will now happen to clive.

Sadly you have brought the demise of Clive on yourself.

 

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I replied with "dude, it's a rubber chicken. I wore those socks for two days though, lol."

 

*smelly sock surprise griefed*

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  • 2 weeks later...

CLIVE IS BACK!

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Covered in scars and plasters.

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Luckily, she's just a f*cking rubber chicken.

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One of the guys in my office had kidnapped her, he accidentally squeaked her yesterday, so I pounced.

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Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake

Clive will be kidnapped again in 5 days.

 

You have been warned.

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Those bastards - messing up Clive like that. I'm gonna write a very strongly worded letter to the RSPCA right now on your behalf. mad.gif

--- AMF ---

 

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-= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =-

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I shall kidnap Clive once more and put her through the most horiffing ordeal in that bitch's life. I will stuff that chicken with Nandos special hot sauce and then cook it for 3 hours at 220 degrees. Following this i will jizz all over it's rubbery body and feed it to a hungry African.

 

Unless you send me £367,000,000 by next Friday.

 

 

...Muhahahahahaha

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Woah, this is heavy doc.

Heavy? Is there something wrong with the gravitational pull in the year 1985?

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Epilogue.

 

She went missing again on Friday afternoon. I just found her.

 

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Yes, that is the ceiling directly above my desk.

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Bastards. I have a feeling this is going to run and run...

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Those monsters! How couldsomeone do that to a rubber chicken! What is the world coming too...

U R B A N I T A S

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Midnight Special

So this kidnap horror is just for a rubber chicken got kidapped?

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So this kidnap horror is just for a rubber chicken got kidapped?

It's not just any average rubber chicken. It's Clive, the chicken of so much universal importance that it needs to be discussed on GTAForums.com.

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Indeed,

Because there is NO WAY anyone would ever post random, pointless and unfunny sh*t on the Internet. Least of all me.

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Indeed,

Because there is NO WAY anyone would ever post random, pointless and unfunny sh*t on the Internet. Least of all me.

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Hi, I'm Seachmall and I approve of this thread.

 

Now that you have my blessing you may continue, my child.

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FamilyDUDE777

Oh gawd.......no..no.....not clive!

 

DAMN YOU ALEC BALDWIN!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

 

We a need the ScS,there is know way clive can be safe with out the secret chicken service.

 

My condolences Mr.John.

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