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Kidnap Horror


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GangsterTripper

He does enjoy making things up. He just needed someone to reply to his posts.

 

Its sad because i thought you(john) were some young smart ass on this forum, but you are a sad sad man. is this your mid life crisis?

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Yay!

Let's make some more things up.

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1. gangster stripper is funny.

2. gangster stripper is interesting and what he says matters.

3. I'm going to reply to his posts from now on, because he's worth my time.

 

And no, back on topic, no sign of the chicken yet. Have a good weekend everyone!

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GangsterTripper

i see what you did there. you said gangster stripper instead of tripper. you are something else you big funny homo

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I actually really liked the concept of this topic and was quite keen to see how it ended, before of course it turned into a petty slag-fest based on calling the OP a liar. sigh.gif

 

Such a shame.

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-= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =-

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i see what you did there. you said gangster stripper instead of tripper. you are something else you big funny homo

Anyone else hear the sound of barrels being scraped?

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And no, I didn't make this up, I thought some people would find this practical joke, being played on me by my mates at work, funny. And I was right, lots of the replies are running with the story and jokingabout it. But, because this being the internet, some people like to criticise or mock. And guess what? I knew that would happen too! Not bothered by that, so try harder.

 

Keep up stripper, we're all sick of you floundering, like some salmon. On crutches.

 

With Ricketts.

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Regardless of whether you made the whole thing up or not, its a lot better than most of these bullsh*t news stories that people are posting, so good on you. Fancy a f*ck?

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why don't you read the original story? this is just a copy with different names remember

Why don't you just shut up?

 

You're like that guy who keeps heckling the comedian at a stand-up show thinking you're hilarious when in fact everybody just wants you to shut up so they can enjoy the show.

 

Seriously, chill the f*ck out.

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I didn't mean to kick off any bs. I was looking forward to a conclusion, but it hasn't ended yet. Just because other people have told similar stories elsewhere doesn't mean anything. A long time ago, I kidnapped a co-workers kangaroo, named 'roo. But my co-worker didn't have MrJohn666's sense of humor and it wasn't much fun.

Even if MrJohn666 is making this up, he's doing a good job, and it doesn't matter.

 

Sorry, now let's get back on track.

 

I still say you should go with the screaming chicken MrJohn666, but it wouldn't be Clive confused.gif

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A leikable mudkip23

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Those f*cking dogs!

 

 

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That's true, but the one in question isn't even dead yet (to my knowledge). His/her rubbery surface is its only saving grace.

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Regardless of whether you made the whole thing up or not, its a lot better than most of these bullsh*t news stories that people are posting, so good on you. Fancy a f*ck?

Thanks for your support man.

And yes, a f*ck would be awesome.

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I assure you that if you pay them you will never see Clive again, he knows too much. This is what you do:

 

On Friday afternoon before everybody starts heading off, jump unto your desk and announce, whilst scanning the room, looking everyone individually in the eyes, "My friend, Clive, has been kidnapped from this very office and held for ransom. Instead I offer you this: One Hundred Quid on the head of the kidnapper — would your accomplices really hesitate to turn you in? Until my rubber chicken is returned to my desk I will not pay a penny." (or something to that effect).

 

Of course you will be inundated with hundreds of rubber chickens, but be patient and he will eventually be returned unharmed — or at least I think that's how the movie ended.  whatsthat.gif

This may actually work.

Indeed, I would have to see this movie now. Seems good. icon14.gif

 

 

 

Where's the chicken? sad.gif

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No sign of Clive!

These are the crappest kidnappers ever, I left the ransom package as they described and have heard nowt!

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Clearly they're still sleeping off the hangover from spending all that money on beer.

Have a little respect, kidnappers are people too mad.gif

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GangsterTripper

silly fool. i'm not trying to impress anyone. im a gangster tripper remember. and you are tripping dawg

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Actually, why are you watching videos of me shoving things in my ass?

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Oh dear. Want help with the bullet holes in your feet tryhard?

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GangsterTripper

bullet holes in my feet? tis a different one isnt it. Dont you remember im a stalker now. i watch videos of everyone, in the dark. NAKED!

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bullet holes in my feet? tis a different one isnt it. Dont you remember im a stalker now. i watch videos of everyone, in the dark. NAKED!

Sounds like my kind of Saturday night!

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GangsterTripper
bullet holes in my feet? tis a different one isnt it. Dont you remember im a stalker now. i watch videos of everyone, in the dark. NAKED!

Sounds like my kind of Saturday night!

lol

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