EasyTiger Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Thanks for all your kind messages of support and ideas people. Rest assured, that during this mega-crisis, I have saught comfort in the arms of my new friend, Steve, the invisible mute six-foot fluffy bunny with a machine gun and bats for lips. I'd send Steve after the kidnappers if I was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 (edited) Good call. But I asked him and he reminded me that he doesn't exist. Edited February 19, 2009 by MrJohn666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Thanks for all your kind messages of support and ideas people. Rest assured, that during this mega-crisis, I have saught comfort in the arms of my new friend, Steve, the invisible mute six-foot fluffy bunny with a machine gun and bats for lips. I'd send Steve after the kidnappers if I was you. Absolutely, especially if he is related to Harvey! Those guys have the serious mojo. They can alter reality and sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Right, I've punted this email round: Hi everyone,As you know, the kidnappers have placed a ransom of £100 on Clive's head, which I am not going to pay. Instead, I will reward anyone who brings me the head of those responsible for Clive's disappearance and returns Clive to me safely. Thanks. Mr John It's stirred up some worried questions, possible betrayals and winks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Bring in a saw/axe to work, plonk it in the middle of the office and say to everyone: "Thought it might help." I'd love to see the faces. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 >>> Clive Chicken <[email protected]> 19/02/2009 16:51 >>> The deadline is fast approaching Mr John. Hope you've got the cash together. If you want to see Clive again......... in one piece !!! Signed, The Kidnappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydo Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 This ain't as sad as the monkey story, poor Travis the show/ circus monkey was put down for all of the wrong reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yzzybones Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 >>> Clive Chicken <[email protected]> 19/02/2009 16:51 >>> The deadline is fast approaching Mr John. Hope you've got the cash together. If you want to see Clive again......... in one piece !!! Signed, The Kidnappers. what are you going to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I'm telling you, Clive kidnapped himself. He just wants the money for bus tickets so he can get away from you. Put the money on the chair and tie a cage above it, then begin your wait. Your punishment for Clive for trying to escape is completely up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Set up a webcam, get a Justin.tv account and wait at home. Then bring the video in on Monday and show it to everyone humiliating the captor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Leave the bag with Monopoly Money in it and then use the camera to catch the perps on it. When they freak over the cash issue just tell them that is all you are paid in. What do they expect from a guy whose best friend is a rubbr chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangsterTripper Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 (its only an inch long)! I am serious (no joke). QFT QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdealer Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 you need to call jack bauer, He's good at getting info out of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 It's Judgement Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangsterTripper Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 this thread is great. wish i made up some crap like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 this thread is great. wish i made up some crap like this Jealousy's a terrible thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 The justin.tv idea is great. Everyone can watch then, and I believe you can record it on their server. I've been broadcasting on jtv since last July. It's a decent service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangsterTripper Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 The person who stole your chicken is none other but.......... Him! OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 Nope. Because that's me. And what a handsome devil I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangsterTripper Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 ahh you will never be able to insult me ever again now. not after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 Do you think I'm bothered because you "found" my myspace page after I linked the Clive photos from it? Really? I put stuff on the Internet and you "found" it? Oooh, well done Sherlock Holmes. Treasure f*cking island. Here's another pic of me, from myspace, helping you with your water supply. Hey folks, how about me doing stand up comedy? http://www.teamfishcake.co.uk/articles/Mr_John_Live Knock yourself out kitten, it's just more hits on my sh*t. Mr John. Not needing to insult those who make themselves look stoopid since 1977. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangsterTripper Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I made you use swear words ahah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) Hey folks, how about me doing stand up comedy? http://www.teamfishcake.co.uk/articles/Mr_John_Live (By low quality, we don't mean that the performance is less funny than the other one. No, that would be stupid. You f*cking c*nt.) Had sex with a small child who had ADD?! Edited February 20, 2009 by Seachmall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 I made you use swear words ahah! You think that was bad? Check out the mp3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I made you use swear words ahah! Oh god! Don't tell his mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Nope.Because that's me. And what a handsome devil I am. You look like that 'Hammer' guy from the 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenMc20 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 You should feel honored MrJohn, I'll be disgracefully plagiarizing your material down the pub and passing it off as my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 You should feel honored MrJohn, I'll be disgracefully plagiarizing your material down the pub and passing it off as my own. Hahahahaaha! Yeah! I'm very flattered mate, thanks. Let me know how it goes down. Wow! Gangster Stripper! Look at all the lovely compliments I'm getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 (edited) Snip Edited February 21, 2009 by fuckindumass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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