If you were going to Die

[Spräckta]

Eh. I'd probably go get drunk with my friends and talk about sh*t I've missed out on for the passed 4 or so years.

[asimov]

Probably have a complete mental breakdown and spend my last hours huddled in a dark corner wearing tinfoil.

[Booyacasha]

i'd simply get a molotov cocktail becuase there easy to make and burn down loads of forest like the one in astrailia and then blow up a petrol station. bazzing!

[makeshyft]

astrailia

I've never heard of that place. Where is it?

[PacMaan]

If i had only six hours to live, i'd run around the house removing anything incriminating that people would find after my death.

 

It would take six hours, too.

[james_root]

i would do every illegal stuff i can do in 6 hours i guess

[Seachmall]

I have a small list of what I would do if I was going to die, it goes a little something like this;

 

 

1.) Crash a rented car.

2.) Get a 300 game in bowling.

3.) Post in this thread.

4.) Posh wank.

5.) Read topics like this.

6.) be born

7.) fap like a mad man

8.) f*ck as many chicks (women) as you can

9.) go on a kill spree

10.) Call mutiny on GTAF and rally all of the members together to force Tank into listening to Slamman ramble on about his..existence? Until he gives us the password to his account and we can finally push the button to release V2.

11.) get killed

12.) Dance with Lega-c.

13.) Find a serum for immortality.

14.) Write the fourteenth thing to do in this list *tick*

15.) Make sure the gun is loaded with more than one round.

16.) Kill Pat then Dance with Seachy

17.) Take Eric out of my will.

18.) Stalk Ottae

19.) get banned for stalking Ottae

20.) Create a new account and stalk Waddy.

21.) get raped by Waddy for stalking him

22.) complete EVERY grand theft auto game in existence 100%.

23.) Create a topic on General Chat and talk about the rape.

24.) ask Waddy for round 2

25.) Try to figure out who's who, who knows who, and who's f*cking who on GTAF.

26.) Eat some human flesh.

27.) clense the rotten core of britain

28.) Steal somebody's kidney

29.) Take my kidney back.

30.) post a porn link in the hot chick topic.

31.) quicly rush in the hot chick topic to see the porn link

32.) break a combo while ignoring the fact that you are a studder

33.) Ignore the Combo-Breaker.

34.) try to come up with something witty but realise that you cant think of anything but shark wrestling for the moment.

35.) Find out how the show Lost f*cking ends.

36.) Visit the ocean with my family.

37.) Eat shark steaks with mustard brandy sauce on the coast.

38.) wrestle the sahark before killing it and making steaks of it.

39.) Wrestle the shark steaks.

40.) take a shower after you realize that you are now covered in mustard brandy sauce.

41.) Rinse all the mustard brandy sauce off in the shower.

42.) Change the subject.

43.) ignore PacMaan

44.) Do what 860 says.

45.) Play a little GTA2

46.) Do a triple kickflip on my skateboard

48.) do a quadruple kickflip on astike7´s skateboard

49.) Steal astike7´s skateboard as 860 does a quadruple kickflip.

50.) get amazed by the fact that we´ve already reachd 50

51.) Steal from Mcdonalds

52.) Ban all the f*cking spammers in this topic.

53.) Say sorry for spelling atsike7's name wrong.

54.) realize the fact that we´ve done 2 numbers twice

55.) Combo Breaker before as we reach 100.

56.) kidnap Seachmall and tie him up in your basement to prevent him from breaking the combo

57.) Be awesome once in a while

58.) realize the fact that you´re posting in an epic thread

59.) get the /b/ reference

60.) See the burj dubai.

61.) ninja edit your post if youre 1 number behind

62.) wonder why this topic died

63.) Take a dump in a bus stop.

64.) join the Yardies.. NOW

65.) Ignore the subliminal message in number 64.

66.) Teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.

67.) make a musical

68.) realize that you´re gay

69.) Stick your dick in her ass, then down her throat.

70.) Realise 860 is gay.

71.) i'd want to brush my hair

72.) chop firewood

73.) kick PacMaan´s ass

74.) clap your hands if youre happy and you know it

75.) show it

76.) Conform.

77.) make a topic about how badly you hate emos because you have now conformed and therefore you are a conformist witch is exactly the opposite of what emo is.

78.) run out of ideas

79.) Tell 860 to stfu!

80.) Apologize to 860

81.) Get drunk and post crazy sh*t

82.) kneel before 860

83.) Bribe a moderator to lock this topic after #100 is posted.

84.) sh*t in a hot tub full of people you don't know.

85.) realize that the time in finland is 23:45 but decide to stay because you know that you´re not going to withness the 101th if you leave now.

86.) notice that Draggy is viewing the topic.

87.) wait for him to say something funny

88.) Kill BBcode

89.) make an animation of how the russian hackers killed the BB code but never finish it because you´re not bored enough

90.) Leave GTAF

91.) get back

92.) Run a sweepstake on what #101 will be

93.) google the word "sweepstake"

94.) notice that Seachmall is viewing the topic

95.) wait for him to say something funny

96.) realize that Seachmall left without saying anything.

97.) cry

98.) Graduate college. For reals

99.) congratulate Pagezilla for graduateing even if you dont know whitch time of the year people actually graduate from college

100.) Say something funny to please 860

101.)Listen to Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' the whole way through,

 

 

 

Before you ask: 30mins (but I'm sick so be nice).

[860]

^^that!

 

..epic

[mike752]

Whatever is on my mind.

[lambo205]

Have sex, and then probably kill myself 1 minute before hand.

yeah

same here