Gouveia Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) I would use the Search feature before I post any topics, so I make sure people haven't seen topics like this like a million times. EDIT: You wanna know what? I would dress myself as a GTA character and REALLY imitate the game. I'm gonna die anyway, right? Edited February 18, 2009 by VinnyGouveia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Find a cool way to kill myself a few minutes before. Maybe jumping from a building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Probably car jack some one with a Corvette or something and drive for 6 f*cking hours. Balls out.Oh yeah. Probably get some liquor for the ride as well. Good luck getting gas for the corvette, there is probably one hours worth of fuel in that tank, two tops. Pump and ditch. If I couldn't get that to work, then I'll just rob a gas station or small store. Can't be that hard. Boom, gas money. Sure I'll have to stop every hour, but if I'm going an average of 100mph the whole time, how am I going to get caught? There's no way I'd get caught with in the last 6 hours of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 For those of you convinced that you would spend your last few hours f*cking like a rabbit, I have to say two things. One: How would you keep a hard on for like 6 hours, and more importantly, how would your partner last for 6 hours, let alone partners. Two: Would the people you are screwing not be interested in saving your life from this mysterious 6 hour death? That's where the 5 prostitutes come in. Raw dog, no condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanfan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I honestly think I would go to my local Japanese Sushi bar and eat my ass off. And drink alot of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'd have a good, long sh*t before I die. Since your sphincter releases in the case of death, you can cheat the system. Oh, and do drugs, drink, and f*ck too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'd most likely have a living funeral. tell everyone how much i love them and how much of an impact they made on my life. Spend the last living moments with my loved ones. That's A honest answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Just act like i'm not gonna die, and do my daily routine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Shopping centre food court. Shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Probably just get f*cking wasted. Start smoking again. And do something incredibly dangerous, like car surfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Fly over to Australia and f*ck this hot chick called Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I think if you know you are going to die in 6 hours, you'll probably be sh*tting yourself crying instead of doing whatever you said you'll do in your posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booyacasha Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'd kiss Than Shwe's hand. That would be laughable...But foolish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them. Bahahahaha On a more serious note, you do know caucasians aren't the only people who get on the internet these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booyacasha Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 ' date='Feb 18 2009, 09:42'] Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them. Bahahahaha On a more serious note, you do know caucasians aren't the only people who get on the internet these days... im suppose my so called "joke" was a little racist, but i am not caucasian. I am actaually light browned skin, but some people would call me white, funny that because i have a friend who is really white and he's from china, he's not yellow he is very white and he even says to people darker than him, he calls them whiteboys when techniccly he is one It's a strange world after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptiste Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'd probably rob a store, something easy to rob or find alot of cash somewhere. And then go prancing around in the streets laughing madly chucking cash at homeless people and kicking them in the face. And when it comes down to it, play the violin while jumping from car too car on the freeway, until I find somewhere adequately high too jump from or till I get trampled and die a horribly cool death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I think if you know you are going to die in 6 hours, you'll probably be sh*tting yourself crying instead of doing whatever you said you'll do in your posts. Nahhh, we'd cry first, for about 30 mins, then do our duties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Phone the local Indian takeaway I frequent and tell them that im dying in 6 hours and that i want free food including the hottest f*cking curry that they can possibly come up with, stat. They like me, so they would do it. Step 2 would be to get free drugs, possibly by guilting or threatening people into the deal..or maybe just ticking the whole lot till tomorrow when im obviously not going to be able to pay anyway. Then ring every girl I know also tell them that im dying and get them involved in a f*ckfest where my legs, arms, head and cock are used as some sort of 6 sided spinning star shaped dildo from the future. Then with half hour left I will dive in a car that i cleverly organised a friend to rig up with 8 separate cd players and bump ready to die, illmatic, cuban linx, liquid swords, death is certain, hell on earth, and two other albums its too late debate over now, possibly some sun o))) and dj screw, at the highest volume imaginable while driving into a big wall at the speed of light. BEAT THAT. i mean, THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet_Chris Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) I would do whatever.Rape the first beautiful girl I find.Get into any store and start eating.Rob a bank.Steal a car or a plane.Run over people. OR I would have countinous sex the whole time to see how many orgasms I can have. Edited February 18, 2009 by Bullet_Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Wanting to make the most of my time, i'd first jack some fast car (probably a Bentley Continental GT due to availability) then i'd hurtle down the motorway at God's speed in search of Kaya Scodelario (who plays Effy in Skins) Then when i found her i'd rape her silly and sore force her to discuss Skins with me until my early death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okei Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Get a swastika tattooed on my forehead then doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 imma steal FunkyChunky´s answer from the last "what to do before you die" topic. rent a small plane, fly over the area 51 and get shot down in a fireball of awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDad. Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Get a swastika tattooed on my forehead then doing nothing. That'd really feel like a deja vu. I'd take a catnap until it was time for the dirtnap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Hey bitch, I'm not white! Anyway, I would kill somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 09:42] Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them. Bahahahaha On a more serious note, you do know caucasians aren't the only people who get on the internet these days... im suppose my so called "joke" was a little racist, but i am not caucasian. I am actaually light browned skin, but some people would call me white, funny that because i have a friend who is really white and he's from china, he's not yellow he is very white and he even says to people darker than him, he calls them whiteboys when techniccly he is one It's a strange world after all. Your brand of humor does not amuse me. Try a knock knock joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I agree completely with ryuclan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I agree completely with ryuclan. I agree with Lega_c. I would kill somebody. Probabaly that Booyacasha cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booyacasha Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 09:42] Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them. Bahahahaha On a more serious note, you do know caucasians aren't the only people who get on the internet these days... im suppose my so called "joke" was a little racist, but i am not caucasian. I am actaually light browned skin, but some people would call me white, funny that because i have a friend who is really white and he's from china, he's not yellow he is very white and he even says to people darker than him, he calls them whiteboys when techniccly he is one It's a strange world after all. Your brand of humor does not amuse me. Try a knock knock joke. knock knock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 09:42] Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them. Bahahahaha On a more serious note, you do know caucasians aren't the only people who get on the internet these days... im suppose my so called "joke" was a little racist, but i am not caucasian. I am actaually light browned skin, but some people would call me white, funny that because i have a friend who is really white and he's from china, he's not yellow he is very white and he even says to people darker than him, he calls them whiteboys when techniccly he is one It's a strange world after all. Your brand of humor does not amuse me. Try a knock knock joke. knock knock.... Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 ,Feb 18 2009, 09:42] Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them. Bahahahaha On a more serious note, you do know caucasians aren't the only people who get on the internet these days... im suppose my so called "joke" was a little racist, but i am not caucasian. I am actaually light browned skin, but some people would call me white, funny that because i have a friend who is really white and he's from china, he's not yellow he is very white and he even says to people darker than him, he calls them whiteboys when techniccly he is one It's a strange world after all. Your brand of humor does not amuse me. Try a knock knock joke. knock knock.... Who's there? Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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