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If you were going to Die


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What would you do?

I dont know what i would do, what would you do...Yes i'm talking to you! the guy with the white skin.

 

 

Everyone here white so hehe....good one eh? they'll think i'm really on to them.

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THIS GUY IS A COMEDIAN!

 

STOP THE PRESSES! CLEAR THE FRONT PAGE!!!

 

HIS POST WAS HILARIOUS; I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

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THIS GUY IS A COMEDIAN!

 

STOP THE PRESSES! CLEAR THE FRONT PAGE!!!

 

HIS POST WAS HILARIOUS; I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

Eh?

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thats a sh*t question, it makes us think too much, u cud have atleast gave us a storyline, like were in a strip club and youve found out you have 6 hours to live and there is a car park full of exotics outside. sigh.gif

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THIS GUY IS A COMEDIAN!

 

STOP THE PRESSES! CLEAR THE FRONT PAGE!!!

 

HIS POST WAS HILARIOUS; I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

He may tell jokes mr Svip. But he is no comedian.

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hold my girlfriend in my arms for as long as i can...

New scenario, you have no arms.

 

Go!

legs...

if possible

 

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Im black so what about me? confused.gif

 

I would lose my virginity,killsomeone then commit suicide by going hand to hand with a lion at the zoo.

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hold my girlfriend in my arms for as long as i can...

N'awwww. blush.gif

 

I would get all my friends to gather around my deathbed and talk about my long and gracious life.. of fourteen years.

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Rob a convenience store and use the money to buy a ton of drugs, get in a few fights, try to bone a few chicks. I might even cut my hand off as a party trick since I'm going to die any way.

QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration!

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Rob a convenience store and use the money to buy a ton of drugs, get in a few fights, try to bone a few chicks. I might even cut my hand off as a party trick since I'm going to die any way.

That is actually closer to what I would do too, if I knew I was going to do I'd through everything out the window and just let lose.

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I'd kill svip for his sarcastic post that stretched the page sneaky2.gif

It don't think it was his post - it's the OP's signature that stretched the page bored.gif

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hold my girlfriend in my arms for as long as i can...

f*ck your girlfriend. Repeatedly.

 

It still wouldn't compare to what my previous answer was. I'm pretty sure there was a topic about this recently. Basically go streaking at the most crowded stadium you can find with a megaphone, run to the middle of the field as your time runs out and predict your own death. It would be class on so many levels.

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THIS GUY IS A COMEDIAN!

 

STOP THE PRESSES! CLEAR THE FRONT PAGE!!!

 

HIS POST WAS HILARIOUS; I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

 

SARCASM IS THE ANSWER TO ALL!
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For those of you convinced that you would spend your last few hours f*cking like a rabbit, I have to say two things. One: How would you keep a hard on for like 6 hours, and more importantly, how would your partner last for 6 hours, let alone partners. Two: Would the people you are screwing not be interested in saving your life from this mysterious 6 hour death?

 

Now lets change the game: What if Svip had no hands, how would he ban? With his feet? Funny open source paint program MS Paint pictures are encouraged.

 

Edit: Ball is rolling. Thank you anonymous gtaforums member who wishes to remain anonymous for this picture; this pic is full of Svip.

 

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Also irony that you call yourself "Nutboy" but you are a virgin. Then again, anal doesn't count right?

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probably would head to the doctors and see if there is anything i Can do to cure this, if not i would probably would write my will and go have one last good meal and play a good share of GTA IV

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I'd kill svip for his sarcastic post that stretched the page  sneaky2.gif

It don't think it was his post - it's the OP's signature that stretched the page bored.gif

I don;t think the sig box would allow it to stretch, would it?

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Probably car jack some one with a Corvette or something and drive for 6 f*cking hours. Balls out.

Oh yeah. Probably get some liquor for the ride as well.

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Probably car jack some one with a Corvette or something and drive for 6 f*cking hours. Balls out.

Oh yeah. Probably get some liquor for the ride as well.

Good luck getting gas for the corvette, there is probably one hours worth of fuel in that tank, two tops.

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