GTAfan89 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 So, I found this fairly large sized crate in my basement, It is a unfinished basement. I have had this house for about 2 years, and I decided to start cleaning up the basement. There are 3 big walk-in closets in my basement that are filled with random boxes,crates, and other trash. I came across a interesting crate, that just stood out. It has "ARCTIC EXPEDITION, 1834 - SHIP VIA JULIA CARPENTER" stamped on it. Now, isn't it a little weird to have this crate in my basement? It has 6 very deep nails stuck in it, and it's chained. It looks like it's been here for quite some time. It's dusty and the wood looks aged. I brought it upstairs into my living room, and tried opening it, but it's really tough. I am giving up for now. When I shake it around, it shifts around funny as if something is having a reaction to the shaking. I also swear I hear noises coming from inside... I am getting a little tired, and it is almost 2:00AM... Anyway, nothing could possibly be alive in there, not eating, and the age of the crate. So, coming to my conclusion, what should I do? What would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Brought to you by the author of such topics as: I am being followed by men in black suits... HELP! My Dog Is A Porn Star! and Hello, I'm from the year 2026. Let's see where he goes with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sofa_king Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 If I were you I would make several tiny cuts on the tip of my penis with a razor blade, then vigorously f*ck a bag of rock salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showforum=78 That's usually where fiction is allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 These threads are f*cking lame and you should stop making them. Go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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