ThatKyloRenGuy 1,993 Posted November 12, 2018 A Swedish guy walks into a bar wearing swim trunks and a swim shirt. Everyone stares at him then he says “What? I was told they have pool”. What do you call a Norwegian pilot? A Scandinaviator. What do you call a Danish bird? Scandin-avian. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Pink 9,219 Posted November 12, 2018 16 hours ago, ThatKyloRenGuy said: A Swedish guy walks into a bar wearing swim trunks and a swim shirt. Everyone stares at him then he says “What? I was told they have pool”. What do you call a Norwegian pilot? A Scandinaviator. What do you call a Danish bird? Scandin-avian. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Short Stay 205 Posted November 13, 2018 "It's ok, it's not loaded." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12oClockWheelieCrew 10 Posted November 17, 2018 Why did the joke cross the road? To get to the end of the joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatKyloRenGuy 1,993 Posted December 2, 2018 Yo mama so ugly that she’s the reason why the chicken crossed the road. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YanUK 52 Posted December 2, 2018 A moth, complaining of tooth ache, went to the optician. The optician said "what's the problem", the moth replied "I have toothache". Confused, the optician said you need a dentist not an optician. The moth replied "I tried the dentist first but your light was on"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil empire 1,811 Posted December 13, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 4:34 PM, Short Stay said: Speak English gottdammit! You disappoint me. 2 Belgians rent a small boat to go fishing. While fishing one says to the other: -This place is excellent to catch fishes, let's put a X in the bottom of the bark to mark the place! -Are you nuts?! I'm not even sure we'll have the same small boat next time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FearThoseWhoFearHim 2,423 Posted January 6 Waiter: I bring some shrimp to the devil? Wife: If you're going to want shrimp! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatKyloRenGuy 1,993 Posted March 12 What are Batman and Robin called when they eat too much? Fatman and Throbbing. Board games are called board games because they make you bored. What’s white and yellow and red all over? Some Dutchman or Scandinavian guy who annoyed the wrong southern or Eastern European chick. How many rude people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Screw you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDudeAbides 2 Posted July 13 Why did Tim throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife. Y'all have a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxie 290 Posted July 21 What do you call a white plane driver? Spoiler - a pilot you racist! What do you call a sleepy guy who cuts trees? A slumberjack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarltonDanks69 130 Posted July 22 On 7/13/2019 at 4:20 AM, TheDudeAbides said: Why did Tim throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife. Y'all have a good day. That’s a Norm MacDonald joke if I ever saw one lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Russo 5,384 Posted July 30 (edited) My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4. Edited July 30 by Billy Russo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Molio 8,419 Posted July 30 On 3/12/2019 at 12:09 AM, ThatKyloRenGuy said: Board games are called board games because they make you bored. I bet you have them rolling in the aisles with that one 😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Pink 9,219 Posted July 31 What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader. Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
