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ThatKyloRenGuy

A Swedish guy walks into a bar wearing swim trunks and a swim shirt. Everyone stares at him then he says “What? I was told they have pool”.

 

What do you call a Norwegian pilot?

A Scandinaviator.

 

What do you call a Danish bird?

Scandin-avian.

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Mister Pinkerton
16 hours ago, ThatKyloRenGuy said:

A Swedish guy walks into a bar wearing swim trunks and a swim shirt. Everyone stares at him then he says “What? I was told they have pool”.

 

What do you call a Norwegian pilot?

A Scandinaviator.

 

What do you call a Danish bird?

Scandin-avian.

 

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Short Stay

"It's ok, it's not loaded."

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12oClockWheelieCrew


Why did the joke cross the road? To get to the end of the joke.

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ThatKyloRenGuy

Yo mama so ugly that she’s the reason why the chicken crossed the road.

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YanUK

A moth, complaining of tooth ache, went to the optician.  The optician said "what's the problem", the moth replied "I have toothache".  Confused, the optician said you need a dentist not an optician.  The moth replied "I tried the dentist first but your light was on"! 

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Evil empire
On 6/19/2018 at 4:34 PM, Short Stay said:

Speak English gottdammit!

You disappoint me.

 

2 Belgians rent a small boat to go fishing.

While fishing one says to the other:

-This place is excellent to catch fishes, let's put a X in the bottom of the bark to mark the place!

-Are you nuts?! I'm not even sure we'll have the same small boat next time.

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