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Favourite Niko moment/quote


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Not Niko related, but I think my favorite gta iv quote so far is from Billy's trailer "...war's back on, deadbeat!".

 

For some reason I think that's really cool... probably all in the delivery, while Johnny's "...reactionary prick" line just sounds corney in comparison like "life is complicated..."

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Brucie "That's some red army sh*t. serious!" (after Niko grabs his arm in that cool self-defense action)

Brucie "You gotta show me that one. I'm all about power. C'mon, touch my pecks, man!"

Niko "No, thank you."

 

Another hilarious phrase from Brucie:

Brucie " I love that guy (Roman) Love him. I mean, I'm no chubby chaser, but if i was, and a queer, that guy would be in trouble! You know what i mean?"

Niko "I'll let him know."

Brucie "HEY! I'm sh*tting with you. Brucie likes pussy...remember that, alright?"

Niko "Okay....."

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I remember one:

Roman: Niko, this Brucie, we met online!

Niko: Oh, love-meet.net?

I'm not sure was it actually like that, but it's funny in game.

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dinamodanci1986

"Florian, gde si drkadžijo?!!" - "Florian, where are you asshole?!!"

"Nemoj da si peder" - "Don't be a fag"

"U pičku materinu" - "To mom's pussy"

"Lepa zemlja" - "Nice country"

 

Understanding Serbian makes this game much funnier.

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i find this one funny

Roman: Ok...i'm an idiot but you gotta admit i have the best line in bullsh*t you ever heard eh!

Niko: Yes this i know a$$hole smile.gif

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The beginning of the game.

"Okay, Okay. Your dad, likes it up the ass. *laughs* What do you want me to say?"

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I can't remember it verbatim but there is one conversation that Niko has with Brucie when you are going on an activity.

 

It's the one where Brucie is going on about writing a book on personal improvement.

 

Niko is being sarcastic at the start and Brucie asks him if he wants go talk serious or make fun, Niko replies with make fun. They then continue talking complete nonsense with Brucie ending the conversation telling you, you need to eat 200 egg whites a day.

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I also like the part where he was talking to Petrovic where he was saying everyone thought he was a fat fu*kin joke lol

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I also like the part where he was talking to Petrovic where he was saying everyone thought he was a fat fu*kin joke  lol

Wait, Niko talked to Petrovic? What did I miss? mercie_blink.gif

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I also like the part where he was talking to Petrovic where he was saying everyone thought he was a fat fu*kin joke  lol

Wait, Niko talked to Petrovic? What did I miss? mercie_blink.gif

He mixed up Petrovic with Pegorino. Understandable though, they sound like each other.

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