Oxidizer Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 No, but I got approached by one when I was in London around two years ago. I just walked past and didn't really think much of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsuo2501 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Yeah... I have. I was at sea for three f*cking months, I pulled into a port, went out with some friends. I saw a place called Four Floors of Whores... I mean how are you not going to go inside a place called Four Floors of Whores? One thing led to another, yeah. I had a good time. Not gonna lie. ED! once again, mom's house is not called Four floors of Whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major underscore Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Nein, but i once bought a girl a drink for a blowjob and then it turned out her boyfriend was at the same pub and he's built like a brick sh*t house, what a bitch. Wait... you bought a drink for a girl and then got a blowjob by her boyfriend? That would make me angry too. Hell no, she told me that she had lied to get the drink and that her boyfriend was there. Ok. That sounds weird though. Why wasn't her boyfriend buying her drinks? In my experience most guys are too controlling to let other guys buy drinks for their girlfriends, even if they are the same pub/bar/club. Maybe she was just saying that he was her boyfriend to get free drinks and to make sure that no one would object when she didn't fulfill her part of the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 havent and never will. im 17 (on valentines day) and i havent even kissed a girl. so now it kinda feels like i´ve been waiting even thought it was just about me not getting any. so i feel like i want the first time to be special since i´ve already "waited" so long. so that it would be worth the wait. and yes.. i do know how emo/pussy that sounds like. Some people like to take it slowly, nothing to be ashamed about. I find vast ammounts of people have that problem, me included. I have not and probably never will pay for a hooker, I would prefer to actually have a relationship with somebody rather than quick f*ck, as boring and sad as that sounds. I know that hookers are pretty much un-needed anyway, I know plenty of girls who will do anyone for the cost of whatever it takes to get them drunk. A shame as a few of them are nice people when sober. And I am 17 already, sadly being a overly nice, poor nerd who isn't stunning in the looks department gets you no-where with girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHAT!? Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Yeah... I have. I was at sea for three f*cking months, I pulled into a port, went out with some friends. I saw a place called Four Floors of Whores... I mean how are you not going to go inside a place called Four Floors of Whores? One thing led to another, yeah. I had a good time. Not gonna lie. ED! once again, mom's house is not called Four floors of Whores. I'll call your mom's house whatever I want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 HookerBot3000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaunr Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I'm too better for hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The lads, myself and herself were in Amsterdam. haha, One of the lads needed to take a sh*t so he asked one of the brassrs and she said yeah! So he went into the jacks and she got parao and said I'm gonna keep my eye on you. So he took a big, heafty dump in front of her and then she charged him a tener. HAHAH expensive bog! ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerouac. Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I havent no and dont plan to shag a scouse prostitute, but if i was walking through thailand and somebody was all like sucky sucky fiy dolla then yeah id get my balls licked. As a general rule in Thailand, check for an adam's apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingdongs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I havent no and dont plan to shag a scouse prostitute, but if i was walking through thailand and somebody was all like sucky sucky fiy dolla then yeah id get my balls licked. As a general rule in Thailand, check for an adam's apple. I don't even think those girls in Amsterdam count as hookers. They aren't your typical long boots stockings dirty STD bitches. Who hasn't gone to Amsterdam with friends and went to one of those places? Seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I'm too better for hookers Obviously you're "too better" for the English language as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mar Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I need some sexy male hookers who don't have stds or aids. But I know it's not gonna happen! <3 Tricycle Propaganda Monster FBI Connection <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Yeah, I do it all the time on GTA IV. No really though, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I havent no and dont plan to shag a scouse prostitute, but if i was walking through thailand and somebody was all like sucky sucky fiy dolla then yeah id get my balls licked. As a general rule in Thailand, check for an adam's apple. Among other things. I'd rather be knees deep in a pile of overweight scouse hookers then be in the same room as a Thai prostitute, literally half of them have HIV. Menstrual Deranged 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I need some sexy male hookers who don't have stds or aids. But I know it's not gonna happen! Kevin stares at you lovingly Me love you long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I need some sexy male hookers who don't have stds or aids. But I know it's not gonna happen! Pfft. Ignore Kevin. He's got the herps. I love you longer time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I need some sexy male hookers who don't have stds or aids. But I know it's not gonna happen! Pfft. Ignore Kevin. He's got the herps. I love you longer time. Don't worry about Otts. He's too busy touching himself to worry about anyone else: I know...I've brought that vid out once in the past...but you never change you horny little otter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I'm not too proud; I do have sex with a lot of things. But I'm clean, Mar, I SWEAR. Cheap, too. All you have to do is buy me gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nynth.plague Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mar Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I'm not too proud; I do have sex with a lot of things. But I'm clean, Mar, I SWEAR. Cheap, too. All you have to do is buy me gin. I do enjoy me my furry sex. One of you needs to get a nice profession in Vegas selling your body. Contracting a bunch of STDs (Just so you can fit the common hooker) start selling your "services" for $300 dollars. Then we can talk. And stop posting Otter's penis on the interwebs, Kevin! <3 Tricycle Propaganda Monster FBI Connection <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 No but I've always wanted to. Maybe head over to Amsterdam. Get a taste of the more mature whores if ya know what I mean . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Nein, but i once bought a girl a drink for a blowjob and then it turned out her boyfriend was at the same pub and he's built like a brick sh*t house, what a bitch. Wait... you bought a drink for a girl and then got a blowjob by her boyfriend? That would make me angry too. Hell no, she told me that she had lied to get the drink and that her boyfriend was there. I'd try to pick a fight with her boyfriend, then. Either way, I'd get my fun. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Nein, but i once bought a girl a drink for a blowjob and then it turned out her boyfriend was at the same pub and he's built like a brick sh*t house, what a bitch. Wait... you bought a drink for a girl and then got a blowjob by her boyfriend? That would make me angry too. Hell no, she told me that she had lied to get the drink and that her boyfriend was there. I'd try to pick a fight with her boyfriend, then. Either way, I'd get my fun. Well he was a crazy chav about 19 who would most likely use a broken bottle to fight you. I would suggest the pool cue to counter that. It would be worth it if you won though, becuase Kate has a superb ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guglielminpietro Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Yeah I did once, in Prague, 21st birthday. You know how the saying goes, 'when in Prague...' soundcloud.com/TheDamnFineCoats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Well he was a crazy chav about 19 who would most likely use a broken bottle to fight you. I would suggest the pool cue to counter that. It would be worth it if you won though, becuase Kate has a superb ass. Why? When a chav attacks you with a broken bottle, you have even less to worry about than if he went at you with fists. He expects it to intimidate you. I highly doubt he'd be using proper knife-fighting techniques. Dodge first jab/slice and break his nose with one good punch. That will be the end of it. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Well he was a crazy chav about 19 who would most likely use a broken bottle to fight you. I would suggest the pool cue to counter that. It would be worth it if you won though, becuase Kate has a superb ass. Why? When a chav attacks you with a broken bottle, you have even less to worry about than if he went at you with fists. He expects it to intimidate you. I highly doubt he'd be using proper knife-fighting techniques. Dodge first jab/slice and break his nose with one good punch. That will be the end of it. A valid point indeed , in fact the chav would probably end up cutting themselves with the bottle like many unskilled knife attackers do with their blade during combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzare Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Yes, my input here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 You can't catch love with a net or a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerouac. Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 You can't catch love with a net or a gun. You can if you ignore the Geneva convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 You can't catch love with a net or a gun. You can if you ignore the Geneva convention. Not sure that falls under their jurisdiction. Which section of the Geneva convention are you referring to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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