kerouac. Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I spent Christmas in a Vegas strip club. One of the dancers (a hot one too) came over and gave me a complimentary lap dance then made a proposition. I probably would have gone for it if her ass wasn't cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingdongs Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Yeah... I have. I was at sea for three f*cking months, I pulled into a port, went out with some friends. I saw a place called Four Floors of Whores... I mean how are you not going to go inside a place called Four Floors of Whores? One thing led to another, yeah. I had a good time. Not gonna lie. Once, I was drunk out of my mind a few years ago coming back from a bar to a hotel and I was with my friends in the city ( NYC , I am from NY ) and we were driving around in a minivan and this really hot hooker came up to the car ( as my sober friend said, i was too drunk to remember ) and my friends f*cked around with her in the back( i was in the passenger seat ) , we basically all screwed around with her then we dropped her off, I don't even remember what she charged or what happened that night.. My friend who was sober probably told us she was hot and we probably had some fat 55 year old woman in the back, but who knows. Just a weird night. I haven't ever gone driving around looking for a hooker though, and never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaboobala Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Aaaah, Budapest... I miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike39 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) nntmwv Edited May 30, 2009 by mike39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 No. Not. Never. Why you ask? Ever seen an Indian hooker? Yeah dude, they're like 16. What's your problem with indians, anyhow, girish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Why you ask? Ever seen an Indian hooker? Ever got head from one?......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I was piss drunk one night in Bali and made out with a hooker on the dance floor. I didn't realize she was a hooker at the time, blissfully unaware until my friend pointed out the obvious. I probably would've tried to f*ck her if I hadn't been told. She was pretty hot so it would've been a win for me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 No. Not. Never. Why you ask? Ever seen an Indian hooker? Yeah dude, they're like 16. What's your problem with indians, anyhow, girish? Forget the age. Try a blowjob from an Indian hooker. If you can manage to hold your mouth and not puke on her head, I promise you $50 out of my first salary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major underscore Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 well, if you pay for a girl to date her out to dinner, or to a movie, isn't that like paying for sex? i mean you're still paying. Taking a woman (or man, for that matter) out on a date and paying for dinner, a movie or whatever, is not the same at all as buying the "services" of a prostitute, as long as the date is not entered into with the understanding that you're trading your money for the sexual "services" of the other person. Also, you're assuming that the person you're taking out on a date doesn't want to have sex with you in the first place and only does it because you've paid for either that "service" specifically or something else (the dinner, movie, etc.). C'mon, am I the only one old-fashioned enough to see a date as just that, a chance for two people to spend some time together and have some fun, not assuming that it will lead to sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I havent no and dont plan to shag a scouse prostitute, but if i was walking through thailand and somebody was all like sucky sucky fiy dolla then yeah id get my balls licked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Modern day tottie has pretty much rendered local prostitutes redundant. This. Get a chav girl a bottle of WKD and she's yours for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 havent and never will. im 17 (on valentines day) and i havent even kissed a girl. so now it kinda feels like i´ve been waiting even thought it was just about me not getting any. so i feel like i want the first time to be special since i´ve already "waited" so long. so that it would be worth the wait. and yes.. i do know how emo/pussy that sounds like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 havent and never will. im 17 (on valentines day) and i havent even kissed a girl. so now it kinda feels like i´ve been waiting even thought it was just about me not getting any. so i feel like i want the first time to be special since i´ve already "waited" so long. so that it would be worth the wait. and yes.. i do know how emo/pussy that sounds like. Some people like to take it slowly, nothing to be ashamed about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Some people like to take it slowly, nothing to be ashamed about. i dont like to take anything slowly, i just cant get a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I have thought about it in the past, but ive never actually gone through with it although i know a few of my mates have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I never ever ever (times infinity) will sleep with hookers, bcoz i'm stick to my religion and my culture, although many malaysian chicks are hookers, but to hell with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Never have, but will probably have to try it sometime. I'd double bag though, just to be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Nein, but i once bought a girl a drink for a blowjob and then it turned out her boyfriend was at the same pub and he's built like a brick sh*t house, what a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I'd double bag though, just to be safe. You know that doesn't work at all right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 I'd double bag though, just to be safe. You know that doesn't work at all right? Yeah, it's actually a leading cause of condom failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Never, cause I'm afraid of AIDS. Although I almost did once when I was in Havana on holiday. Those Cuban strippers do everything for a few bucks. I managed to control myself, and I feel proud and stupid at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Never, cause I'm afraid of AIDS. Although I almost did once when I was in Havana on holiday. Those Cuban strippers do everything for a few bucks. I managed to control myself, and I feel proud and stupid at the same time proud that you stupidly didnt do all kinds of f*cked up sh*t to them, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 No. Not. Never. Why you ask? Ever seen an Indian hooker? Yeah dude, they're like 16. What's your problem with indians, anyhow, girish? Forget the age. Try a blowjob from an Indian hooker. If you can manage to hold your mouth and not puke on her head, I promise you $50 out of my first salary. Man, you sound kinda strange with that tone and everything.....You pimpin nasty dirty ugly hoes or something? Just wondering why you would pay for someone not vomitting on a wretched indian hooker. Anyhow, my answer is officially and unofficially no, I have never paid for sex nor had sex at any time with a prostitute and I never will. People just don't interest me in such a manner of transaction. It doesn't change things much for me being married on the topic, either. I am just not wired that way and need something more before, during and after physical relations and the inherent exchange there of. Oddly, the whole thing seems quite absurd to me for some reason and I don't care to analyze the specifics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Never, cause I'm afraid of AIDS. Although I almost did once when I was in Havana on holiday. Those Cuban strippers do everything for a few bucks. I managed to control myself, and I feel proud and stupid at the same time proud that you stupidly didnt do all kinds of f*cked up sh*t to them, right? Proud cause I resisted the temptation and probably avoided some f*cked up disease, but stupid cause they were really hot, and I can't know for sure if they had any disease. I guess I'll never know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-x Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 If you want a Hot "Clean" Hooker go to amsterdam beleive me Ive been twice with a group of pals. It's Amazing what you can get for your money there. If you have no real morales then your sorted. P.s The best bet is to go for the ones that charge £70+ as their the best. Also Its a legal requirment for all window Hookers to be checked every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[CTD]LaBan Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 If you want a Hot "Clean" Hooker go to amsterdam beleive me There's always a possibility that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major underscore Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Nein, but i once bought a girl a drink for a blowjob and then it turned out her boyfriend was at the same pub and he's built like a brick sh*t house, what a bitch. Wait... you bought a drink for a girl and then got a blowjob by her boyfriend? That would make me angry too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Nein, but i once bought a girl a drink for a blowjob and then it turned out her boyfriend was at the same pub and he's built like a brick sh*t house, what a bitch. Wait... you bought a drink for a girl and then got a blowjob by her boyfriend? That would make me angry too. Hell no, she told me that she had lied to get the drink and that her boyfriend was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyResta Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I've got to admit, I've been intrigued. It's kinda like take-out dinner. You don't have to f*cking cook. Ill take two mediums and one extra large for my friend here, you see, he has a big apetite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I'd double bag though, just to be safe. You know that doesn't work at all right? So...what, three instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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