Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) So, they have sex for money. Like, yeah, you pay them... and they have sex with you. Or touch your penis. Or BBBJ, or MSOG, as our craigslist friends (Slamman) would say. Come on. Cop to it. We're not going to judge you. Much. Howe many of you sick bastards have paid for sex? Edit - I have a friend who drove a girl from Kelowna to Penticton in exchange for a blowjob. That counts. Edited February 7, 2009 by Otter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsuo2501 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 well, if you pay for a girl to date her out to dinner, or to a movie, isn't that like paying for sex? i mean you're still paying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalix Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Erm, I just Lol'd when I read this, interesting topic though. But I've never payed for it >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 well, if you pay for a girl to date her out to dinner, or to a movie, isn't that like paying for sex? i mean you're still paying. ...no, that doesn't count. Even if she does have rules like 'no hair pulling'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 well, if you pay for a girl to date her out to dinner, or to a movie, isn't that like paying for sex? i mean you're still paying. ...no, that doesn't count. Even if she does have rules like no 'hair pulling'. Well, if she puts her finger up your ass for free, she's definitely not a hooker... That's one sure-fire way to tell. Anyway, I've offered, but your mom charges too much. Ooohhh, predictable jokes! Seriously though I've never done that. Not because I have standards or anything, I just don't want to sleep with any of them women in my are who do that sort of thing. If I was rich though, I'd take trips to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada all the time. QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWEETSAPRIK Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 well, if you pay for a girl to date her out to dinner, or to a movie, isn't that like paying for sex? i mean you're still paying. Boondocks? PяopagaиdaIиc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 I've got to admit, I've been intrigued. It's kinda like take-out dinner. You don't have to f*cking cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteneg Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 thought about, but never did it. non of the hookers ever appealed to me. I've also thought it would be an awkward situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 thought about, but never did it. non of the hookers ever appealed to me. I've also thought it would be an awkward situation. ...maybe there's a fetish in that? Trying to relive the awkwardness of your first time? I don't know. I'd feel like a self-righteous f*cking consumer. I bought it, I better like it, or I better get a god-damned refund. The major roadblock for me, aside from my current relationship, is the f*cking skeeviness of the girls. Obviously, they've f*cked a lot of creepy dudes. They could have even f*cked a creepy dude ten minutes before they give you the "intense massage with a happy ending". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Modern day tottie has pretty much rendered local prostitutes redundant. Girls in Britain are easy, you give 'em one Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Seabiscuit. Yip. You wouldn't be able to find a prostitute around this here neck of the woods. Population around 31,000, then the girls here ain't doing too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteneg Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) thought about, but never did it. non of the hookers ever appealed to me. I've also thought it would be an awkward situation. ...maybe there's a fetish in that? Trying to relive the awkwardness of your first time? I don't know. I'd feel like a self-righteous f*cking consumer. I bought it, I better like it, or I better get a god-damned refund. The major roadblock for me, aside from my current relationship, is the f*cking skeeviness of the girls. Obviously, they've f*cked a lot of creepy dudes. They could have even f*cked a creepy dude ten minutes before they give you the "intense massage with a happy ending". Right. If I have sex with a woman I want her to be mine. I'm not into sharing... what can I say? I'm an only child. That and I don't like condoms, I'll wait for a girl to get on birth control, I'd pay for it, I'll skip certain parts of the month if I have to, but I don't want to hamper my experience. It's also not a problem for me to go get tested (both of us) beforehand either. It's the responsible thing to do if your planning on going without protection. Edited February 7, 2009 by voteneg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 @ Machi: Come on, there must be the local guzzler. Back in my small town, she was called the "Backward Lady," and not for anything kinky; she actually walked backwards wherever she went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I want to hire a hooker and play hide and go seek with her. I still miss my childhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 I want to hire a hooker and play hide and go seek with her. I still miss my childhood There's an easy way to relive it; just come over here and sit on my knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Oh this is not for lack of trying Otter! I have hunted, I've searched the bars, I've heard the stories of the woman in the red dress who will break your pelvis for a fifty pound note, but no, she doesn't exist. A myth. A fairy tail told between mates to try and reassure ourselves the depths of sluttiness have not yet been reached. Nothing would make me more happy than to visit those murky waters, at least once in a lifetime!, but no sirree bob, she's not out there. She would have heard the yelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 ...maybe your local lot lizard's deaf? That's kinda hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsuo2501 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 well, if you pay for a girl to date her out to dinner, or to a movie, isn't that like paying for sex? i mean you're still paying. Boondocks? exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWEETSAPRIK Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I thought so. PяopagaиdaIиc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I never keep enough crack on hand for the Pittsburgh Hookers to find me worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Coincidence! I was just wanking to hooker porn (roleplay of a hooker).... Otter are you watching me masturbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunpeal Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I slept with a Hooker. She was asian. I had a bad night on the booze and was either going to get into a fight or get my end off so i chose to get my end off. It was so funny. I guess she was trying to get me into the mood. She was kissing my nipples saying "Ooo Amy Boy" in her Thai accent. We screwed for a little bit, with no perfect display of stamina on my behalf, Then she offered To give me a Massage so she gave me a hand massage and we talked about Thailand and how she was saving money for her family to build a house or some sh*t along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I lived with a ho for a while, then I moved out on her when she got too whacked. I moved a better ho in with me, but she went kinda nuts last night so I threw her out. 20 minutes in the bar across the street and she was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Nope, never had, never will. It ain't safe, you never know when you're gonna get STD. edit: f*ckindumbass, why do you even live with hos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I put Imi on the corner but none of the sheep were interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I think that was explained at the end of MGS1? ... And then... live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I've never even been to a f*cking tittie bar. But seriously, I don't think I could go the whole hooker route. I mean, my last serious relationship ended a year ago on February 1st. I've slept with a couple of girls since then. I guess getting a hooker or something just seems like desperation, and I'm not desperate, never have been, never will be. Plus, I just wouldn't lower myself to that level. And I enjoy romance, something you don't get with a hooker. [/gay] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) I lived with a ho for a while, then I moved out on her when she got too whacked. I moved a better ho in with me, but she went kinda nuts last night so I threw her out. 20 minutes in the bar across the street and she was gone. jesus christ - you sound like charles bukowski. no sh*t i once worked with a dude who relayed this line to me about his friends buying him a gift 'it was weird - getting a hand job from an asian chick with bad garlic breath' edit: for the record 'no'. i am actually married to a 4'11 ultra sexy chick. not kidding. Edited February 7, 2009 by tripmills My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanfan Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I paid to see a girl stick a cucumber in her vagina one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHAT!? Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) . Edited July 15, 2014 by WHAT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 No. Not. Never. Why you ask? Ever seen an Indian hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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