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Going down a main road with 2 Helicopters on fire hovering a matter of inches above you: FUBAR. Although, it is hilarious. biggrin.gif

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him...  tounge2.gif

lol.gif the on above this quote was not funny at all...but this...this is classic. Lmao. cookie.gif 4 u my man.

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Actually it depends on how they are cheating. I played with this guy playing noose yesterday, ranked match ( Trying to hit lvl 10, I know you guys hate me) and this guy turns the armored car orange. I was like WTF??? Then we get to the drop off point and there's 1 guy driving instead of flying so we gotta wait for him. So the guy spawns a car for himself and one for his friend and they start playing bumper cars and doing spin outs. So I say "Car For me?" In chat so he spawns one for me. He didn't change the game at all and he got me a car. Fun time too til the other guy showed up.

 

How much do you hate me now?

For me there isn't no "good cheating". I'm going to be honest, I'm pretty straight forward about this: you cheat or you don't cheat. There is no middle thing.

 

I hate every kind of hacking / cheating in the game, no matter what game. Unless, like I said, it's free mode and the player doesn't annoy anyone with cheats, it's cool. For example, spawning cars, ramps, helping the others by spawning them cars, that's cool. But players that just kill and have a god mode... it pisses me off.

 

And do you wanna know why I hate cheaters / hackers so much? Because I was one of them when I started playing MTA online, 3 years ago. I used car mods, and once I was racing and my overcraft was capable of flying. So I was flying, and I was banned in like 5 seconds. I could never play on the server again, my nick spread to all the other clans and servers, I lost a lot that day. And since then I promised to myself that I wouldn't cheat or hack anymore, never. That's why I hate cheaters... because I hate what I did in the past.

 

 

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Actually it depends on how they are cheating. I played with this guy playing noose yesterday, ranked match ( Trying to hit lvl 10, I know you guys hate me) and this guy turns the armored car orange. I was like WTF??? Then we get to the drop off point and there's 1 guy driving instead of flying so we gotta wait for him. So the guy spawns a car for himself and one for his friend  and they start playing bumper cars and doing spin outs. So I say "Car For me?" In chat so he spawns one for me. He didn't change the game at all and he got me a car. Fun time too til the other guy showed up. 

 

How much do you hate me now?

For me there isn't no "good cheating". I'm going to be honest, I'm pretty straight forward about this: you cheat or you don't cheat. There is no middle thing.

 

I hate every kind of hacking / cheating in the game, no matter what game. Unless, like I said, it's free mode and the player doesn't annoy anyone with cheats, it's cool. For example, spawning cars, ramps, helping the others by spawning them cars, that's cool. But players that just kill and have a god mode... it pisses me off.

 

And do you wanna know why I hate cheaters / hackers so much? Because I was one of them when I started playing MTA online, 3 years ago. I used car mods, and once I was racing and my overcraft was capable of flying. So I was flying, and I was banned in like 5 seconds. I could never play on the server again, my nick spread to all the other clans and servers, I lost a lot that day. And since then I promised to myself that I wouldn't cheat or hack anymore, never. That's why I hate cheaters... because I hate what I did in the past.

and one day, that past will come back to haunt you, and everything you know and love

and you will be forced to go back and kill everything from your fprmer past so you can live free agin.

 

sorry your post just sounded like a action movie based around a former hacker called back into service

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Actually it depends on how they are cheating. I played with this guy playing noose yesterday, ranked match ( Trying to hit lvl 10, I know you guys hate me) and this guy turns the armored car orange. I was like WTF??? Then we get to the drop off point and there's 1 guy driving instead of flying so we gotta wait for him. So the guy spawns a car for himself and one for his friend  and they start playing bumper cars and doing spin outs. So I say "Car For me?" In chat so he spawns one for me. He didn't change the game at all and he got me a car. Fun time too til the other guy showed up. 

 

How much do you hate me now?

For me there isn't no "good cheating". I'm going to be honest, I'm pretty straight forward about this: you cheat or you don't cheat. There is no middle thing.

 

I hate every kind of hacking / cheating in the game, no matter what game. Unless, like I said, it's free mode and the player doesn't annoy anyone with cheats, it's cool. For example, spawning cars, ramps, helping the others by spawning them cars, that's cool. But players that just kill and have a god mode... it pisses me off.

 

And do you wanna know why I hate cheaters / hackers so much? Because I was one of them when I started playing MTA online, 3 years ago. I used car mods, and once I was racing and my overcraft was capable of flying. So I was flying, and I was banned in like 5 seconds. I could never play on the server again, my nick spread to all the other clans and servers, I lost a lot that day. And since then I promised to myself that I wouldn't cheat or hack anymore, never. That's why I hate cheaters... because I hate what I did in the past.

and one day, that past will come back to haunt you, and everything you know and love

and you will be forced to go back and kill everything from your fprmer past so you can live free agin.

 

sorry your post just sounded like a action movie based around a former hacker called back into service

You know...I was gunna say the same thing.

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and one day, that past will come back to haunt you, and everything you know and love

and you will be forced to go back and kill everything from your fprmer past so you can live free agin.

 

sorry your post just sounded like a action movie based around a former hacker called back into service

Lol now that I read my post again, it really sounded like that xD.

 

Ok, not so intense, but really, I've never had a clean name again, and I even lost my position on the [sKC] clan. It took me a lot of time to get there and gain their respect, and then, out of the blue, the stupid mods I used were discovered.

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From that day on he would never use his hacking skills! But after 3 years all good things have to come to an end. The presidents daughter has been kidnapped by Hydros hacker arch nemesis "whatshisface!" Now Hydro must use the powers he vowed never to use again to save the president's daughter before her time is up...

 

To be continued...

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Nice story.

 

And I'm f*cking pissed off now. I was playing Hangman's NOOSE and I was shooting cops and getting money, as usually. Then another player stopped by me with a car and said to enter. All the others were already in, so I entered too, without suspecting that the guy was using teletransport. Well he was, and we got to the location in 51 seconds, and of course the time was saved, so NOW I'M BETWEEN THOSE sh*tTY CHEATERS NOOBS ON THE LEADERBOARDS!!!

 

Ahhhh this pissed me off so MUCH! Damn... if I knew he was using hack, oh god, I would have killed Petrovic... damn... is there any way to clear the records? I don't mind having no time for Hangman's NOOSE for a while, as long as my name doesn't appear between the cheaters... sad.gif

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Not funny. I wish my name could be removed from the records.

 

Man I hate to be there with 51 seconds... if I find again that damn cheater I will f*ck up his game really bad. Friendly fire is now on in all my matches. If a stupid player wants to end the game, I'll end him first! I'm sick of this... damn cheaters. whatsthat.gif

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You PC guys just got WAY too much to deal with...

 

Was gonna get it for the in-game video recorder...but after reading everything you PC guys have said about it here...I think not!

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