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I once Did the Swingset glitch and Hit Another person

It was Hilarious

I could not stop laughing for a full 2 minutes

My old GT was XxSpykex1120 (IIRC) In case the people ive played with before are here

My new one is almost the exact same thing, its XxCarnagex1120 now

 

Post your most hilarious Online adventures Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him... tounge2.gif

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him... tounge2.gif

Nice going. tounge.gif

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him... tounge2.gif

I dont like reporting hackers

They are awesome sly.gif

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him...  tounge2.gif

I dont like reporting hackers

They are awesome sly.gif

hmm im sorta a hacker.. only in free mode. i like to spawn skate park ramps and nrgs for everyone and go off jumps biggrin.gif not really hacking... but its not like a rocket uzi people in ranked games

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Free mode, now you've said everything. That was Deal Breaker, ranked match. I mean, if you want to hack on free mode to have fun spawning vehicles... I don't mind, it's useful hehe. Now when it is a ranked match, I'm sorry, no hack or cheats, play fairly. Go to player match with your friends if you want to hack smile.gif.

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him...  tounge2.gif

I dont like reporting hackers

They are awesome sly.gif

hmm im sorta a hacker.. only in free mode. i like to spawn skate park ramps and nrgs for everyone and go off jumps biggrin.gif not really hacking... but its not like a rocket uzi people in ranked games

So YOU did that on freeroam wow.gif

 

Grnessss... Made everything lag like hell

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A hacker spawned a bunch of cars today, and since I hate hackers, I thrown a grenade right in the middle of the cars. He didn't realize what I did in time, so he died. He then went mad, because it was his last life. He insulted a lot, then he quit.

 

I reported him...  tounge2.gif

I dont like reporting hackers

They are awesome sly.gif

hmm im sorta a hacker.. only in free mode. i like to spawn skate park ramps and nrgs for everyone and go off jumps biggrin.gif not really hacking... but its not like a rocket uzi people in ranked games

So YOU did that on freeroam wow.gif

 

Grnessss... Made everything lag like hell

He doesn't care - he thinks everyone thinks he's deal cool and like so0oo amazing for being so skilled he can use cheats.

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I was just driving around and the gasoline station just ignited for no reason...

I was a very good distance away though

 

Glitch?

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I was just driving around and the gasoline station just ignited for no reason...

I was a very good distance away though

 

Glitch?

Most likely one of the cars that drive in and out of the station bumped one of the gas pumps, which explode on impact.

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It's Most Funny or Funniest, but NOT Most Funniest, ffs.

Why is everyone so fussed on correct grammar all the time?

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' date='Feb 8 2009, 11:03']
It's Most Funny or Funniest, but NOT Most Funniest, ffs.

Why is everyone so fussed on correct grammar all the time?

Because most of the time it's quicker and easier to read/write and it's way easier to understand.

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last sat,

 

i was on top of that tall building you pass on the way to island from airport in hang mans noose since always passing it in heli i thought i'd go into free mode and jump off its ledges.

 

i jamp down several ledges of the building and paused when 2 people joined, ahh i gunna quit i nmin anyway so i cary on even if he may shoot me and i fall of a ledge when one of the 2 flies past me with chopper and i missed ledge as i was falling cos i wasnt concentrating on it as i was looking at the heli passing me very fast.

 

i fall off the ledge and fall for a few seconds until i land on the other guy's car!

i wasnt looking at radar and thought he'd be on other isles by now but he was in his car at bottom watching me as i fell and smashed is front window.

 

i then respawned and killed them both on foot with an m4 then quit.

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mylungsareburnin01

playing against a guy today who was using a turbo controller and we all kicked him at the same time before he could start whining.

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playing against a guy today who was using a turbo controller and we all kicked him at the same time before he could start whining.

What´s a turbo controller? What kind of advantages does it give u?

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One time in Cops 'n' Crooks I was the driver on the police side and got shot out of car going pretty fast. The other 3 then freerode into gas pumps, it looked pretty insane.

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mylungsareburnin01
playing against a guy today who was using a turbo controller and we all kicked him at the same time before he could start whining.

What´s a turbo controller? What kind of advantages does it give u?

its like tapping the trigger 24 times a second which is HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE

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playing against a guy today who was using a turbo controller and we all kicked him at the same time before he could start whining.

What´s a turbo controller? What kind of advantages does it give u?

its like tapping the trigger 24 times a second which is HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE

Oh well, it shouldn´t be so much of a difference.. There is a limit of how fast you can shoot, and you cant exceed the limit of max shots per second anyway. If u push R2 too fast, the shots will get inaccurate.

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Ha ha ha!

My brother used to use a turbo joystick on the SNES, I still kicked his ass on Street Fighter II.

 

Change your tactics to suit the situation dudes.

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mylungsareburnin01

its a huge difference, if you ever play against someone who is using one you will know

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This post was extremely unnecesssary please think next time before you post - cc Edited by CharmingCharlie
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This post was extremely unnecesssary please think next time before you post - cc

There be an ADMIN in Multiplayer as I write this...

 

Bye Bye sankers47!

 

We DO need MODS...We DO need MODS... smile.gif

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Its really sad.. Mods should´nt be necessary, yet we do need them as there are too many idiots around

 

edit: Indeed, deejay, he´s great. icon14.gif

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Free mode, now you've said everything. That was Deal Breaker, ranked match. I mean, if you want to hack on free mode to have fun spawning vehicles... I don't mind, it's useful hehe. Now when it is a ranked match, I'm sorry, no hack or cheats, play fairly. Go to player match with your friends if you want to hack smile.gif.

Actually it depends on how they are cheating. I played with this guy playing noose yesterday, ranked match ( Trying to hit lvl 10, I know you guys hate me) and this guy turns the armored car orange. I was like WTF??? Then we get to the drop off point and there's 1 guy driving instead of flying so we gotta wait for him. So the guy spawns a car for himself and one for his friend and they start playing bumper cars and doing spin outs. So I say "Car For me?" In chat so he spawns one for me. He didn't change the game at all and he got me a car. Fun time too til the other guy showed up.

 

How much do you hate me now?

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Well, I lost a Chopper Battle in the Airport. I was on fire without my back end, I regained little control of my chopper and sent it in the direction of the Telegraph building (the building with the big red spinny thing), I jumped out. The chopper blew up as a jumped out and I landed on the Telegraph tower. To my suprise, I had come upon a glitch. There's an invisibible floor covering the diamtere of the building. I used this to my adavntage to down the enemy chopper.
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Well, I lost a Chopper Battle in the Airport. I was on fire without my back end, I regained little control of my chopper and sent it in the direction of the Telegraph building (the building with the big red spinny thing), I jumped out. The chopper blew up as a jumped out and I landed on the Telegraph tower. To my suprise, I had come upon a glitch. There's an invisibible floor covering the diamtere of the building. I used this to my adavntage to down the enemy chopper.

Yea...that is the ONLY glitch I ever found on my own...

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I dont search for the glitches myself, but man they're funny when you find them.

 

Did BDB for a bit yesterday with deejay and fhoose, tried the glitch for the first time, it was pretty damn amusing.

 

My roomie told me a pretty funny story. He was playing on the griefer account, airport, and noticed a bunch of guys by the helicopters. He went to inspect and found literally 6 guys all glitched inside the hanger, firing rocket launchers at him and the choppers when they respawned. That meant at least 2 choppers, in coordinated effort. Unfortunately he doesn't know the proper glitches because I couldn't have resisted the temptation to chopper them suckers!

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