HeliosNYC Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 You guys heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Yeah, well, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Bingo, man! 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute, free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Don't geddit. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Well you're screwed if someone thinks up 6 minutes. And yeah, There's Something About Mary is a good film but I don't deem it topic worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeliosNYC Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Well you're screwed if someone thinks up 6 minutes. No, not 6. I said 7! Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel! 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office, 'cause you're f*ckin' fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS THEY SHOLD PUT THAT IN A MOVIE ITD BE HILARIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS THEY SHOLD PUT THAT IN A MOVIE ITD BE HILARIOUS! xD I believe that a 7-min full body workout would sell much better. Isometrics would do the trick and you can push it for twice per day/five times per week and really put the flowers on the 8-minute abs routine. If you don't know any then you need Dynamic Strength by Harry Wong Edited February 6, 2009 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermanblue Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Isnt this some comedians bit? I know I have heard this before. Leone Family Mafia ПРОПАГАНДА.ИНЦ, СИЛВЕРМАНБЛУЕ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Isnt this some comedians bit? I know I have heard this before. It's from the film There's Something About Mary starring Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz. It's a good film, and now unfortunately ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I like this topic, it has character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 7 minutes? I get my sh*t done in 30 seconds, I don't give a f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 7 minutes? I get my sh*t done in 30 seconds, I don't give a f*ck. You are a bad ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 7 minutes? I get my sh*t done in 30 seconds, I don't give a f*ck. You are a bad ass! Or lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 30-second abs? Christ that's efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I aint getting off my ass until someone comes up with Instant Abs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) 7 minutes? I get my sh*t done in 30 seconds, I don't give a f*ck. You are a bad ass! Or lazy. That would be my guess. He could be a bad ass and lazy but that depends on your definition of lazy. If lazy means that you don't want to do anything physical then even as a bad ass he is on the Ron Jeremy Scale, of an indetermined score If lazy means that he doesn't like to do anything that others want him to do unless he actually feels like doing it himself then there are several very fit and dangerous surfers that put him on the Beach Bad Ass Scale, of an indetermined score. Edited February 6, 2009 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Ted: I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! I was just stopping to go the bathroom, next thing I know I tripped over something - well someone - and, POOF, there's cops and lights and...Detective Stabler: Okay, calm down, Ted, we believe you. The problem is we found your friend in the car [referring to the dead body found in Ted's car, unbeknown to Ted was left by the hitchhiker] Ted: [Ted has no idea the hitchhiker left a bag with dead body in his car. He thinks the police is going to charge him with picking hitchhiker, as the hitchhiker told him it was a felony] Oh. The hitchhiker. That's what this is all about. Isn't that just my luck - I get caught for everything. Detective Krevoy: So you admit it? Ted: Guilty as charged. I'm not gonna play games with you. I could give you a song and dance but what's the point? I did it and we all know it. The hitcher himself told me it's illegal The irony. Detective Krevoy: Well, uh, can you tell us his name? Ted: Jeez, I didn't catch it Detective Stabler: So he was a stranger? It was totally random? Ted: He was the first hitcher I saw, what can I tell you? Now cut to the chase, how much trouble am I in? Detective Stabler: First tell us why you did it. Ted: Why I did it? I don't know. Boredom? I thought I was doing the guy a favor. Detective Krevoy: This wasn't your first time, was it, Ted? How many we talking? Ted: Hitchhikers? I don't know - fifty... a hundred maybe - Who keeps track? Hey, I know this is the Bible Belt, but where I come from this is not that big a deal. Detective Krevoy: You son of a bitch! You're gonna fry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Ted: I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! I was just stopping to go the bathroom, next thing I know I tripped over something - well someone - and, POOF, there's cops and lights and...Detective Stabler: Okay, calm down, Ted, we believe you. The problem is we found your friend in the car [referring to the dead body found in Ted's car, unbeknown to Ted was left by the hitchhiker] Ted: [Ted has no idea the hitchhiker left a bag with dead body in his car. He thinks the police is going to charge him with picking hitchhiker, as the hitchhiker told him it was a felony] Oh. The hitchhiker. That's what this is all about. Isn't that just my luck - I get caught for everything. Detective Krevoy: So you admit it? Ted: Guilty as charged. I'm not gonna play games with you. I could give you a song and dance but what's the point? I did it and we all know it. The hitcher himself told me it's illegal The irony. Detective Krevoy: Well, uh, can you tell us his name? Ted: Jeez, I didn't catch it Detective Stabler: So he was a stranger? It was totally random? Ted: He was the first hitcher I saw, what can I tell you? Now cut to the chase, how much trouble am I in? Detective Stabler: First tell us why you did it. Ted: Why I did it? I don't know. Boredom? I thought I was doing the guy a favor. Detective Krevoy: This wasn't your first time, was it, Ted? How many we talking? Ted: Hitchhikers? I don't know - fifty... a hundred maybe - Who keeps track? Hey, I know this is the Bible Belt, but where I come from this is not that big a deal. Detective Krevoy: You son of a bitch! You're gonna fry! The relevance! Where is it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 The relevance! Where is it?! Relevance is irrelevent here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Oswald and Lewis made TDCS for me. That is one awesome signature, OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 The relevance! Where is it?! Relevance is irrelevent here. I like your style . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 30-second abs? Christ that's efficient. The ultimate workout tape would just be called "ABS" and when you open it, spring loaded chloroform launches in your face and some guy steals your wallet. Guaranteed success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 30-second abs? Christ that's efficient. The ultimate workout tape would just be called "ABS" and when you open it, spring loaded chloroform launches in your face and some guy steals your wallet. Guaranteed success. Edit. A.B.S. =Automatic B*tch Slap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Edit. A.B.S. =Automatic B*tch Slap. Or when you open the tape enough oestrogen is shot into your system you testicles fall off and ovaries form. ABS = Acquired Bitch Syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 a temp ban ho-down eh? count me in! ooor anti-lock breaking system! your car will stop in seven minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) Edit. A.B.S. =Automatic B*tch Slap. Or when you open the tape enough oestrogen is shot into your system you testicles fall off and ovaries form. ABS = Acquired Bitch Syndrome. Well, acronyms can be used in a variety of ways for the same term as it has been demonstrated countless times, I concur, yet I was still sticking with Mike's post. 30-second abs? Christ that's efficient.The ultimate workout tape would just be called "ABS" and when you open it, spring loaded chloroform launches in your face and some guy steals your wallet. Guaranteed success. A.B.S.=Automatic B*tch Slap or perhaps Automatic Bank Stolen but that is so broken it might be something one could do as a total spoof video or something. I couldn't get the GANKED in there but you get the idea. Edited February 6, 2009 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Why hasn't this been locked yet? Have we won? Have the mods fallen to our knees and begged for mercy?! Did anyone get head from them?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Have we won? YES VICTORY DANCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 The premise of this topic is f*ckin' cool. Unlike the feiget above me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 The premise of this topic is f*ckin' cool. Unlike the feiget above me. ef u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 This is the best you can come up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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