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Daragh017

Funny Sayings In GTA IV

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Arkangel

the game is full of hilarious comments (besides radio stations), but one that always makes me laugh is the hot dog vendor, i'm not sure these are the exact phrases but goes something like this:

 

"Just F#cking buy something already!"

 

After you buy a hot dog:

"It's about f%cking time you pay me"

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Cheat

Roman's cab driver once said:

 

"Do you want me to suck your balls for free because you are Roman's cousin?"

 

I like totally lolled for hours for dat.

 

Okay the other one was when the ped told me that Jesus is koming and NB started cussin back and stuff, it was sortta funny.

Also, once I was listening to the radio, they called a dude and told him that he won a car, and this dude they called was drunk, and started f*ckin at the dudes on the radio, and said that he dont want the car. That was funny smile.gif)

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TonyClifton

In all the time I have played this game, for the first time ever I saw a mailman emptying a mailbox in Alderney the other night. I stood Niko to watch him, and the guy said:

 

"Are you watching me? I can walk this route on my own you know..."

 

I kicked his butt into the mailbox. cool.gif

 

And chased by a tubby cop in Alderney, shooting away at Niko as they ran, and laughing and half singing...

 

"Oh, Susanna....!"

 

Weird. I think it's the same one that says "I got you babe!" biggrin.gif

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MassholeSquid

The best one had to be when I was springing through an alley way from the cops. I passed an old homeless man on the way, and I must have startled him. He jumped back and shouted "I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS!" I died of laughter.

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TonyClifton

Heard an interesting mobile phone conversation: Young guy walking along having a chat on his mobile and he says:

 

"Hey. Try using adrenaline on her...."

 

Homage to Pulp Fiction, must be?! cool.gif

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Faledak

Lol i was walking behind the cop and then some dude bumped on him. Then cop said ''you know, i like to beat civilians'' lol

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Arkangel

Pegorino's quote to a security guard who was always licking his boots:

 

"would you shut the hell up!? jeez i'm surprise you can still talk when your mouth is constantly kissing my ass"

 

 

hahaha that was hilarious, it's something i plan to use someday in the future biggrin.gif

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Lethal Nizzle

"A'ight this ya man from Bohan, what's poppin'?" - High pitch voiced black dude in North Algonquin, outside the BS there.

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Cheat
Pegorino's quote to a security guard who was always licking his boots:

 

"would you shut the hell up!? jeez i'm surprise you can still talk when your mouth is constantly kissing my ass"

 

 

biggrin.gif I know, i usta laugh at that so bad

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TonyClifton
Pegorino's quote to a security guard who was always licking his boots:

 

"would you shut the hell up!? jeez i'm surprise you can still talk when your mouth is constantly kissing my ass"

 

 

hahaha that was hilarious, it's something i plan to use someday in the future biggrin.gif

It's so beautifully done, isn't it? The trouble is, only Pegorino can deliver those lines in style. Must try and copy that voice! cool.gif

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The GTA Guy
Pegorino's quote to a security guard who was always licking his boots:

 

"would you shut the hell up!? jeez i'm surprise you can still talk when your mouth is constantly kissing my ass"

 

 

hahaha that was hilarious, it's something i plan to use someday in the future  biggrin.gif

It's so beautifully done, isn't it? The trouble is, only Pegorino can deliver those lines in style. Must try and copy that voice! cool.gif

Agree, Pegorino can say damn funny things, and the way he tells them...

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TonyClifton

When Niko jacks a vehicle, there are multiples of funny sayings from the victims (and Niko), but I actually felt sorry for some guy that Niko pulled from a Feltzer. The driver was suited and booted, looking good, and Niko pulled him out with such force, that the guy almost flew across the road (I call those times Niko's "Hulk" moments), and the guy whined:

 

"I'm supposed to be at a job interview, you bastard!"

 

Damn, I felt mean.....but also good. devil.gif

 

And, on a trip in Alderney to carry out some Most Wanteds, Niko's car crashed into a big black vehicle accidentally, whereupon the driver got out and pulled Niko out of his car. I took Niko off running to find a vantage point to shoot this guy, and this guy (who looked and sounded uncannily like biker Johnny) shouted:

 

"I'm gonna cut your cock off and mail it to your mother!"

 

Yeesh. nervous.gif

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TimesTwo

"You need walk.. NO LONGER"

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Twhheee

"For a dumb yokel, you're pretty funny!"

"For an asshole... you're an asshole."

 

Lol

 

Some other ones, but I can't remember them

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Murcchachosa

ROFL, Nikos says funny things when crashing people with a car.

 

 

"Next time, you should get out of the way"

 

 

I crashed a citiz so hard tah all his bones where broken and Niko said:

 

"Ouch, I hope it dont hurt so much than as it look"

 

I 'lol'ed when I hear that biggrin.gif

 

 

Some random crash saying:

 

 

"I hope you dont get injured"

 

"Titijoka" Russish word?

 

 

"Im glad this is not my car" LOL biggrin.gif

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LostSoul 301281
"Uhh, i promised to myself i will not kill anyone in this country"

Niko says that after he chases that Albenian guy with roman in one of the first missions.

I aint sure if this is exactly the sentence but it's something like that.

You only get that quote if you kill Bleda a certain way.

You need to get Bleda against the window and keep punching him until you get a mini cut-scene of him falling out of it and into the river below.

 

One f the best things I've heard was during a random pedestrian fight.

I'd stopped to watch these two pedestrians fighting after one hit the others car or was bumped by the others' car.

Anyway, they proceed with their fight and some other pedestrian standing near Niko screams out "YEAH! kill that f*cking immigrant".

 

There was another one I heard recently that I hadn't heard since getting the game last year.

 

That's what I love about GTA.

You can play it for months on end and still find and hear new things.

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LostSoul 301281
"For a dumb yokel, you're pretty funny!"

"For an asshole... you're an asshole."

 

Lol

 

Some other ones, but I can't remember them

I believe that conversation goes;

 

"You know, for a dumb yokel, you're pretty funny"

 

"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick".

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apu2590

Male Ped: "nice ass!"

 

Female Ped: "your not touching my ass f*ck head!"

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Daniel1812

when chasing ivan....."damn, i thought everyone in this country was fat and slow"

 

 

hahahahahha.......american stereotypes tounge.gif

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Jumboshrmp X

Can't believe nobody has mentioned my favorite yet:

 

"Well queef a dog balloon!"

 

Makes absolutely no sense but it's so bizarre. Also cheesy vaginas.

Another one, when I was doing the mission where you have to take out one of the guys that lives in the projects, some street punk said something along the lines of

"Get outta here man, I know yo white ass don't live in this sh*t."

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Inspire

Homeless guys are awesome!

 

-"More trouble for your mama!"

 

-"Meatballs!!"

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Daniel1812

....my favourate thing to do..when im mad....i go out and drive my fav car....a yellow turismo...and obay the rules and just wait...till some poor chap hits my car causing just the slightest scratch.....i jump out the car and unload 10 rounds of combat shotgun rounds through his windsheild....best line i heard so far before i blow his head off...the guy driving goes....."OH SH*T" ......good times tounge.gif

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Murcchachosa

I was chasing some people at foot LOL. (after shooting bullets in air)

One of the womens said "I cant believe this happen to me!"

And some other women:

"Please get this asshole off me!"

 

Other people:

 

"Please can somebody kill this psycho!"

 

"Take this motherf*cker down!"

 

After losing stars and I came happy and a cop said:

 

"Hey buddy, dont do that again, ok" rolleyes.gif

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lilmcnessy
Homeless guys are awesome!

 

-"More trouble for your mama!"

 

-"Meatballs!!"

ITs more Drama for your mama!

 

 

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HelloHello

Not sure if anyone's said this already but even Niko says ya mum jokes "At least my mother is not animal in zoo!" as he gets pulled out of a car

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HelloHello

That's what I love about GTA.

You can play it for months on end and still find and hear new things.

so true....gonna stop posting on this thread now lol

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lilmcnessy

Someone crashes into Nikos car "In a land full of idiots, you fit right in!"

Niko runs someone over "I hope thats not as bad as it looked"

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TonyClifton
Can't believe nobody has mentioned my favorite yet:

 

"Well queef a dog balloon!"

 

 

I always thought it was "Well Cleveland's Dog!" Some reference to a past American president, or something. As you say, most bizarre! smile.gif

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SKYHAMMER

I ran over some random ped, but didnt die, he gets back up, turns to see Niko and says

"Just like in the movies yo!" Then walks away lol.gif

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