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Daragh017

Funny Sayings In GTA IV

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TonyClifton

The hot dog vendors certainly have some of the cheekiest lines. The vendor near Comrades Bar speaks the immortal lines:

 

"My dogs is long and hot. Put them in your mouth. Come and bite them."

 

(No thanks....) blush.gif

 

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lastikboy95

from cop: I'll shoot your tits off!" biggrin.gif

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IceColdKilla25

if someone honks at niko,

"You have funny face"

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lilmcnessy

I aim a gun a gangstah

he says "Don't make me take that away from you. YOu better use that or you'll regret it"

I i'm thinking yeah right

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jens_s

While plowing through some peds with my car, a woman yells "Finally, some action in this city"...

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Chris_Waddle

As I was running past a policeman the other day, I heard him say "Hi, wanna feel my baton"

 

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TonyClifton

If you are driving in a car with Michelle and are unlucky enough to have a moderate head-on prang, she will shout out a very understated:

 

"Jeez Louise!!" biggrin.gif

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Derelict Frog

The Russians in Hove Beach have the funniest ped lines, reminiscent of the Heavy in TF2. My favourite is when I clipped one with a car and he did a somersault. While in the air he shouts:

 

"sh*tf*ck."

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blahblah1212

This one you would kinda have to hear it to get it but, I had my gun out and I walked by a fat black gangster and he said in a really deep voice "What the f*ck" I loled biggrin.gif

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TreyCrll

You guys took most of the ones I was going to use, but I was driving down the road and hit a taxi driver and he said "Eat my dick you cock sucking peice of sh*t". Very explicit I know, it's just the only "funny" thing that no one else has said........Cheesey Vagina.

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GRAYshot77

a cop saying : IM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR BALLS befor i shot his LOL biggrin.gif

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Ecc3ntrik

damn you stupid malakas

all the ones i was going to say you guys did >_>

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Murcchachosa

Lol, I love GTA4, too damn funny biggrin.gif

 

I was walking, 2 homeless are walking too.

One homeless guy said to th other homeless.

"Go way, you stinking sh*t"

 

I loled so much.

I stoled a car from a driver and the driver yelled:

 

"I f*ck you off"

 

Some guys said:

 

"GTFO, Polack asshole"

 

"I kill you, Polack"

 

 

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lilmcnessy

I had a 3 star wanted level and was lots of cops were shooting me then i ran into the cop and he says " hey buddy, don't do that again" and before he says do the cops have already shot me dead

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Big Tali'0 G

Roman: I don't want to die, man! Not like this!

Niko: How would you like to die, Roman?

Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday, I don't know!

 

or

 

Packie: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?

Gracie Ancelotti: F**k y*u. F**k y*u. F**k y*u. F**k y*u. F**k y*u.

Packie: You're sweet, Gracie.

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Murcchachosa

In the mission "That special someone"

 

I touced roman with my car and he said

"f*ck you mother" dontgetit.gif

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Ecc3ntrik

lmao, im sure this has been posted before but oh well first time i've seen it and it was funny.

 

what happened: i hit a cab with a baseball bat, so the passenger and driver got out. the driver accidentally hit the passenger so they started having a fist fight. then the cops showed up. as the cop runs over..

 

Cop: sh*t, now i'm out of breath - so don't pull nothing.

Passenger: f*ck you!

Driver: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Runs away*

 

EDIT: Lmao, just unpaused and this is what happened afterwards. The passenger began walking to the cop car and then decided to do a runner - but he was hit by a passing taxi and flung into the cop, the cop then got up and shot him dead.

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Daragh017

i was playing it yesterday and a guy said to me "im gonna suck your balls dry" dirty bastard is what i thought lol

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Daragh017

i walked into some hobo and he said "push me again and i'll bite your tits".

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copperwire93

Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said

' You stupid (Mexican language) sleepy.gif

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Tsar_Smirnoff

Almost too many too list for me:

 

After totaling a car a few feet from a ped, "You might as well just f*cking walk!"

Hot dog vendor: "You mothaf*ckas think you too good for 'dis!?"

Ped trying to pull me out of car: "Sh*t, I'm tired already!"

Security guard: "When is that damn delivery service going to get here!?"

After pointing gun at ped: "I got pride, but pride ain't bulletproof!"

Niko after hitting someone with car: "Get the f*ck out of the way!"

Cop: "F*ck, you're going to run aren't you?"

Hot dog vendor: "Some of these are fresh, fresh, fresh!"

ped: "Who the f*ck is this herb tearin' sh*t up man?!"

After pointing gun at car: "He got a godamned gun!"

After pointing gun at car: "Get this crazy mothaf*cka away from me!"

After crashing into a car: "Twice this week!"...probably Niko the first time too as often as I crash

Ped trying to pull me out of car: "I'm goin' to have to lie down after this!"

 

Possibly my favorite of all time: I took a car off the swing glitch with a hooker inside and bailed out in mid-air, and she said "You don't know whatcha missin'!"...the car then sailed away and blew up somewhere in the distance...for some reason just the timing of it was hilarious. I always try to double up with a hooker when I go off the swing glitch.

 

 

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Murcchachosa
Almost too many too list for me:

 

After totaling a car a few feet from a ped, "You might as well just f*cking walk!"

Hot dog vendor: "You mothaf*ckas think you too good for 'dis!?"

Ped trying to pull me out of car: "Sh*t, I'm tired already!"

Security guard: "When is that damn delivery service going to get here!?"

After pointing gun at ped: "I got pride, but pride ain't bulletproof!"

Niko after hitting someone with car: "Get the f*ck out of the way!"

Cop: "F*ck, you're going to run aren't you?"

Hot dog vendor: "Some of these are fresh, fresh, fresh!"

ped: "Who the f*ck is this herb tearin' sh*t up man?!"

After pointing gun at car: "He got a godamned gun!"

After pointing gun at car: "Get this crazy mothaf*cka away from me!"

After crashing into a car: "Twice this week!"...probably Niko the first time too as often as I crash

Ped trying to pull me out of car: "I'm goin' to have to lie down after this!"

 

Possibly my favorite of all time: I took a car off the swing glitch with a hooker inside and bailed out in mid-air, and she said "You don't know whatcha missin'!"...the car then sailed away and blew up somewhere in the distance...for some reason just the timing of it was hilarious. I always try to double up with a hooker when I go off the swing glitch.

Ahaha, I laughed my f*cking ass off.

Too damn funny saying.

I kicked someone's ass and a homeless guy said

"We have been invaded!"

A cop shoot at me

"I shoot your tits off!"

I crashed someone's car

"I gonna whoop your ass" WTF?

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theSECRETstach

I think the number one thing they say is "ASSHOLE".

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lilmcnessy
Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said

' You stupid (Mexican language) sleepy.gif

He says "you stupid malaka" and its greek and yes its been posted multiply times

Liberty rock radio: If your rock on your radio is starting to sound like rap, I'm sorry did i say rap, I was meant to say Sh*t..."

 

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copperwire93
Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said

' You stupid (Mexican language)  sleepy.gif

He says "you stupid malaka" and its greek and yes its been posted multiply times

Liberty rock radio: If your rock on your radio is starting to sound like rap, I'm sorry did i say rap, I was meant to say Sh*t..."

What's the meaning? I'm just curious. Then how about changing children DNA ads.

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Daragh017

Last night when i played GTA IV i had a 2 star wanted level, i ran and hid for like 15-20 mins. and when the cops couldn't see me all i heard was "come on wussie, hiding like a pussy". biggrin.gif

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lilmcnessy

 

Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said

' You stupid (Mexican language)  sleepy.gif

He says "you stupid malaka" and its greek and yes its been posted multiply times

Liberty rock radio: If your rock on your radio is starting to sound like rap, I'm sorry did i say rap, I was meant to say Sh*t..."

What's the meaning? I'm just curious. Then how about changing children DNA ads.

w*nker, idiot, etc

I crashed in to one of the taxi drivers cars and he yells out something about Zeus.

 

Edited by lilmcnessy

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Murcchachosa

I horned my car (actually Stevie's Comet on Stevie's Theft)

and suddenly I heard a old guy screamed

"Eat my sh*tzu!"

 

I loled at that.

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TonyClifton

Bruce bitching because he thinks Niko is driving too slowly:

 

"You drive like you've got a vagina, N.B.!"

 

 

Accidentally jostled an elderly Jewish gent:

 

"Alright, enough with the bumping already..!" biggrin.gif

 

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Daragh017

i was running round the side of this building and i ran into some women and she said "hey, you bumped my tits". lol

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