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Daragh017

Funny Sayings In GTA IV

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Tommys_Hawaiian_Shirt

Man: "I'm thinking of getting a sex change"

Woman:"I prefer conscious black men".

 

One of your dates:I like fun guys. Are you a fun guy?

Niko: (flatly) Nonstop.

 

Some lady I ran into: "f*ck you creep. I hate this city!"

Edited by Tommys_Hawaiian_Shirt

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Free_Jonte

Have anyone heard the girl in the restaurant near Niko's first apartment say "I dropped it in the kitchen." or the man at the burgershot, he always says "welcome to burgershot, motherf*cker" or what he now says, he always says something like that.

 

A ped also called me "noob" when I walked into him.

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Nudg3r

''oops! i should stop doing that''

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KevinthePRF

Niko during Escuela of the Streets, "When I was stalking this girl in Europe, I found out two car lengths works best."

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ccrogers15

The diner next near Romans Cab company.

The waitress says: "Enjoy your meal... fatso"

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TheNando

A cop: "I'm that bitch ass nigga *etc"

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SmoothFool

Cops: Goddamit, I was almost on a break!

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Handsome Vulpine

Whenever I land somewhere in an annilhalator, some bum nearby nearly always says "You see? Reptilian death ray, gotta be!"

 

In fact those bums always have something pretty crazy to say if you listen to 'em. lol.

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theNGclan

"Your mother was right to hate you..."

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Dr. Robotnik

I find most of what Pegorino says in his first and second missions hilarious, because of how constantly angry he is and half of the time he sounds like Joe Pesci. "WHO LET THIS PRICK DRIVE?"

 

I don't hear it often, but a guy in traffic sometimes yells, "BEEP BEEEEEEP!" And he imitates the pitch of a car horn perfectly.

 

When Francis says, "And the moon is made of cheese, and the streets is paved with gold!" It's how he says it; his voice is so nasal and high-pitched normally he actually sounds like an excited little kid, and like he's trying to specifically imitate Fievel from An American Tail.

 

 

 

 

 

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AdvanceTrak RSC

I like Nikos sayings when your in a shootout

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Nowdrivefaster

When I get chased By the cops and they are yelling: "I'M NOT! F***KING! KIDDING!"

 

And yeah, Roman saying "Titties! Titties! Titties!" was funny.

 

This one rocks my world: "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants"

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ClaudeGnome

Meatballs!

 

You're gonna be laying my eggs!

 

That ass of yours is too big!

 

You'll be nice and cool soon!

 

Hurry up, my chickens are pink!

 

Call air support!

 

Robot man juice!

 

YELLOW CAR!!

 

You have funny face!

 

Cousin, I am loving the bowling! Pick me up in next hour!

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Mid Night Club

"You're too dumb to be serious". Forgot who said it, but it sure is hilarious.

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Donatello

"It's your friendly neighborhood superstar!"

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Rocky0910

Vlad: For a damn yokel, you are a really funny guy.

Niko: And for an annoying dick, you really are an annoying dick.

 

This crack me up like something...

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AlbanyEsperanto

Some of my first quotes and favorite ones...
'you stupid malaka! - kolotripa'... Lmao
Ill break or face motherf**ker
You not olny pay for the ride but you make a car smell like a pig sh*t (Romans taxi driver)
Sorry about the smell i just lein some gas in here
A fatty cop:Hey buddy, do not do that again, ok?
Chessy Vaginas
Also Russian:otvali kuda lezesh

Edited by AlbanyEsperanto

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Queen Elizabeth II

When I've heard a hobo saying "I don't have any bananas" for the first time I just had to record it and show it to my friends. That was as funny as "My mother's my sister" from GTA III.

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Algonquin Assassin

I always laugh when Mohammed rants when Niko gets out his taxi saying things like "you smell of pig sh*t".

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Boozey St James

"You name Lazlow? That's a clown name. A silly clown name."

 

That whole bit with the hotdog vendor always gets me.

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