Jordy. Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Welcome to the CTW Chain Game! If you don't know what this is then look at an example from the LCS forum: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=299789&st=0 I'll start. Haung Lee woke up to the sound of gunfire. Despite his raging head ache from last night, he got out of bed to find out what was happening outside. The Triads appeared to be holding off some troubled gang members from entering his safehouse. So Haung decided to... - Yell down to them 'What's going on?' - Run away - Assemble his sniper rifle and pick off some attackers Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Yell down to them 'What's going on?' 'Ching yow ping din taaaah!', they shout back 'My bed is not a f*ckin' cowpat flavoured condom!' he shouts back. So he goes downstairs... 1. To get shot in the face. 2. To confront the chink bastards. 3. to get some chow mein. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1058911372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley001 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 To confront the chink bastards. He draws his desert eagle and starts a firefight. Some fellow Triads join the fight. Huang decides to... 1. Get out of there while the others keep shooting each other. 2. Throw a grenade in the middle of the firefight. 3. Jack a car so he and his gang members can escape. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1058911452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 2. Throw a grenade in the middle of the firefight. The bodies flew over Huang like shooting stars. They were on fire after all, which reminded him to get out of the district. Liberty City looked strange with these graphics, and everything was bright and colourful. It was disgusting. Huang decided to get away from the cartoony visuals and go see his boss. His boss was also cartoony. f*ck. 'Hey Huang. You made it huh? How'd the boys do?' He replied... - They died, but I got away in time - I blew them up with a grenade, including the attackers - Go lick your mum's fanny - They're all fine, now what missions have you got for me? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1058912205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 'Go lick your mum's fanny.' 'Ex-squeeze me?', his boss replies. 'I said... Gor leek yar mammie's farnee!', he replies to his boss. 'Well, I never!' 'Of course you never, I mean, you ain't done it yet!' 'My...my mum's dead.', boss cries. 'Awww, come on. Man up!' 'Man up!? Go f*ck yourself!' Huang's friends come through the door. 'Ey-up, buds. Didn't think you'd come.' 'Who let these knobjockeys in!?, shouts the boss to his guards. 'They said there were plumbers.', the guards reply. The boss then... 1. Fires the guards. 2. Drops to the floor, breakdances and orders a pizza via phone. 3. Flops out his willy and shoves in one of the guards' mouth, while yelling 'BITE IT! BITE IT!' Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1058921763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
greebo-man Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 2. Drops to the floor, breakdances and orders a pizza via phone. Then he sits still in a state of suspended animation for the next 3 months of whatever for the game to actually be f*cking released. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1058931714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben-LWD Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 2. Drops to the floor, breakdances and orders a pizza via phone. Afther the are done fighting and eat the pizza the went back to tha hood and do a mission the had to keel all forum spammers afther the picked up their rocketlauncher. what did the do... 1. admin invasion banstick! 2. headshot with rpg ktnxbai 3. order another pizza with toxig powder in it! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1058943472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BentlyDang Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 3. order another pizza with toxig powder in it! After they ordered pizza, they all dug in but found out that it had toxic powder in it! Too bad Huang didnt eat it What did he do next... 1. Call 911 2. Let your mates die 3. Smoke some weed Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059022563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Smoke some weed. Huang is really f*cking high now can he either a) Start fingering his vagina b) Start fingering his arse c) Drive over to the statue of Happiness and dry hump it whilst getting arse f*cked by Niko Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059022970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunaKiller6 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 B. Do drugs He takes his injection and strikes it into Niko's d*ck. He decides to call Roman, Little Jacob, PlayboyX, Dwayne and Brucie, that there's somethnig hot going on. 1. They arrive and the party goes on 2. Some random peds join the action 3. Some cops spot them Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059023532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BentlyDang Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 3. Some cops spot them Oh no some cops spot them, no they werent gonna arrest them! The cops joined in on the action for 5 straight hours What happened next? 1. The Cops suddenly take out a sawn off and shoot all there 2. The Cops dealed some cocaine to Niko, then more Cops come and shoot the hell out of the other cops 3. Niko gets it on with a hooker and Huang gets it with Ling Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059023586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Brosnan Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 The Cops dealed some cocaine to Niko, then more Cops come and shoot the hell out of the other cops Huang then went up and made an anal train with the new officers, then 1. An officer died 2. An officer got his night stick out and shoved it up romans a*s 3. The fell into the lake Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059023601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 They fell into a lake. A)The story will now finish as it is stupid B)The story will now finish as it is stupid C)The story will now finish as it is stupid Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059024086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben-LWD Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 D)The story dident finished since he can swim! afther he got on the land again he could do 3 things 1) trow the one that trowed hem in the lake, in the lake. 2) smoke some weed from the netherlands ;D 3) do the river dance. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059024250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Brosnan Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 3) do the river dance. They all do the river dance, then the cops die due to aids that where passed from roman, but huang and niko where immune to it, then they: Killed Roman Congratulated Roman Left liberty city and continued the CTW story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059027771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScratchCard Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Apperently we're supposed to continue the chain story here. I can't think of something that makes sense after this story. Maybe someone else can? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059124245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted April 7, 2009 Author Share Posted April 7, 2009 Left liberty city and continued the CTW story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huang decided to return to Liberty. Niko was too out of the ordinary for Haung to handle, and its not like being in this new country is easy to deal with anyway. He recieved an e-mail upon arriving at the airport, from Kenny. It read: Nephew, Where the f*ck have you been?! You'd better not be planning on leaving your last bit of family behind you ungrateful turd. Meet me on Charge Island, I've found something useful. Your Loving Uncle, Kenny Lee Huang felt guilty for forgetting about his uncle, so he whistled a taxi to take him over to Kenny. He saw the familiar suit that his uncle always wears. He was standing beside what looked like a... - vehicle? - weapon? - suitcase? - missile?! There we go ScratchCard, happy now? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059124271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScratchCard Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 No. Have you played the game at all? Kenny dies in the last mission. This story makes no sense. To bad there isn't anything I can do about it, so it's best to just to let this rest. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059124415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta 4 gamer Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Since your last topic was locked, lets just give this thread a brand new start. BRAND NEW START Huang leaves his safehouse and... 1)Searches a dumpster 2)Jack a car 3)Deal some drugs. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059124442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider-Vice Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Huang leaves his safehouse and jacks a car. After the cops start to go after him, he... 1. Gets arrested 2. Bails out of the car and runs to a safe spot 3. Go to a rival hood, expecting that his rivals would bust the cops without even thinking that's Huang in the car. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059124609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILIPINOMAZTER Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 huang gets arrested and a police killed him with a d*ldo end of story end of story end of story Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059125682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 No. Have you played the game at all? Kenny dies in the last mission. This story makes no sense. To bad there isn't anything I can do about it, so it's best to just to let this rest. Well excuse me, but some of us haven't finished the game yet... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059126348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScratchCard Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 No. Have you played the game at all? Kenny dies in the last mission. This story makes no sense. To bad there isn't anything I can do about it, so it's best to just to let this rest. Well excuse me, but some of us haven't finished the game yet... Then don't act like you do. But let's get back on topic. 2. Huang bails out and goes to a safe spot. When he reaches his South Bohan safehouse, he sees some Spanish Lords, waiting for him. Once he gets out of his car, they shoot at him. He kills them, and decides to take revenge by.. 1. Raiding their warehouse 2. Kill their guys in South Bohan 3. Kill their guys in South Holland 4. Burning down the Spanish Lords' leaders appartment Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059126417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted April 8, 2009 Author Share Posted April 8, 2009 No. Have you played the game at all? Kenny dies in the last mission. This story makes no sense. To bad there isn't anything I can do about it, so it's best to just to let this rest. Well excuse me, but some of us haven't finished the game yet... Then don't act like you do. WHAT. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059126596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta 4 gamer Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 No. Have you played the game at all? Kenny dies in the last mission. This story makes no sense. To bad there isn't anything I can do about it, so it's best to just to let this rest. Well excuse me, but some of us haven't finished the game yet... Then don't act like you do. WHAT. Guys, shut up and take your arguments to the pm.(No pun intended.) NOW BACK TO THE STORY: Huang bails out and goes to a safe spot. When he reaches his South Bohan safehouse, he sees some Spanish Lords, waiting for him. Once he gets out of his car, they shoot at him. He kills them, and decides to take revenge by killing all S Lords in South Bohan. The Spanish Lords become so pissed at Huang and the Triads they: 1)S Lords leader offerrs a special contract to a group of special hitmen to kill Huang for a great prize. 2)Ruin Triad operations 3)Take all the Triad guns from the dumpsters to use against Triads. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/394372-ctw-chain-story/#findComment-1059126957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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