TECHN9CiAN Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 UPDATED: 06:49 AM EST January 21, 2009 Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday. The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported on its Web site. It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store. "He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre." Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls. "Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said, according to the Post. Source I'm not so sure about Australia anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Tarzan isn't going to be happy if he finds out about this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 We live in a strange, very strange world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 four counts of breaking and entering This is a whole ( hole ) new meaning to this charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASIX Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 apparentley, this is jungle jane: http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/0...th_blowup_dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnace Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 apparentley, this is jungle jane: http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/0...th_blowup_dolls What a babe. And, the story is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Hey at least he took the time to blow them up and do it rather than just doing it with a deflated one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 They finally caught Lochie. Good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Lochie's from Brisbane. And you can have sex with blow-up dolls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Is there any CCTV footage of his little escapades circulating out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteneg Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Why are blow up dolls so hideous? I'm sure people would be a little more inclined to buy one if the weren't so f*cking retarded looking. Edited January 23, 2009 by voteneg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 They'll never catch me, I make sure to burn the dolls instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathang Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) blow up dolls are illegal to have you could go to jail for having one Edited January 23, 2009 by jonathang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteneg Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Five part series on Real Dolls. Fascinating actually. Part 1/5 Part 2/5 Part 3/5 Part 4/5 Part 5/5 Edited January 23, 2009 by voteneg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 blow up dolls are illegal to have you could go to jail for having one What the f*ck are you talking about, no they aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathang Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 blow up dolls are illegal to have you could go to jail for having one What the f*ck are you talking about, no they aren't. if you buy it online that illegal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 blow up dolls are illegal to have you could go to jail for having one What the f*ck are you talking about, no they aren't. if you buy it online that illegal Maybe in your sh*thole of a country. They're a dime-a-dozen here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjf Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 blow up dolls are illegal to have you could go to jail for having one What the f*ck are you talking about, no they aren't. if you buy it online that illegal Maybe in your sh*thole of a country. They're a dime-a-dozen here. I dread to think what you are doing with a dozen blow up dolls right now. Edit, wrote dream instead of dread. Freudian slip? You know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I dread to think what you are doing with a dozen blow up dolls right now. Edit, wrote dream instead of dread. Freudian slip? You know it. I'll send you the photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 And you can have sex with blow-up dolls? A dude could f*ck a bucket of lard if he were so inclined. That's just one of the great benefits of being a man, you can basically f*ck anything, anywhere at any time. @voteneg - That was posted here a long time ago, but is that special even real or is it just a big joke? It just seems too unbelievably f*cked up to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 That guy is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 This guy coulda payed up for one of those girls that lay around on the street corners. Or, make a fool of himself by f*cking a life size barbie doll with holes in it vaugly repsenting vagina's and anuses. So why doesnt he take the fleshlight instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteneg Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) And you can have sex with blow-up dolls? A dude could f*ck a bucket of lard if he were so inclined. That's just one of the great benefits of being a man, you can basically f*ck anything, anywhere at any time. @voteneg - That was posted here a long time ago, but is that special even real or is it just a big joke? It just seems too unbelievably f*cked up to be true. No it's totally true. It was a show that aired on the BBC. But in terms of the benefit of being a guy because you can "f*ck" anything is kinda bogus. Sure you can stick your stick in just about anything large enough to accomadate yourself but that doesn't mean it's all that great. I think women have more ease and selection when it comes to finding non-human sexual satisfaction. Any rigid/semi-rigid plallic object will do the trick (i.e. produce like cucumbers, broom handles, pipe & tubing, handle end of a vibrating shaver, cell phone, hairbrush handle, beer bottle, turkey baster with injection action!, hotdogs/brats, among many others I'm sure. Just throw a condom over it and jam the sucker in. Men need a soft, yet sturdy, fleshy hole... about the only things that have those are other humans, other animals, and sex toys. Otherwise your left to rigging something up with god knows what. Edited January 23, 2009 by voteneg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Bag of lotion between the couch cushions anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Jungle Jane Doll? This is what I got when I Googled it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Bag of lotion between the couch cushions anyone? Nope. I used girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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