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Kick, Kick! To the Scum-land...


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Kick, Kick! To the Scum-land...

My nipples erect as I begin

I take to the voyage like a Slug to table salt

This isn't for me

The Darkness ensues and the fear in me increases as I delve deeper into the night

But still I carry on, to the Scum-land...

I have no motivation, only inspiration

The beast's roar inflames as it nears, attempting to engulf me

It avoids me with ease

My legs no longer belong to me, I can't do it

But still I carry on, to the Scum-land...

My head tells me to stop but my heart overrules

I must do this

Not for myself, but for the ones I hold close

The ones, whom like me, do not contain the most coveted luxury the gift of life possesses

So still I carry on, to the Scum-land...

The end is close, my life has been washed away from me

And then I feel it

I leap to my feet faster than a Cheetah's sprint

I've done it, I've done it!

I've made it to the Scum-land...

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Props to anyone who can figure out what this about without looking below!

 

The poem is about a blind man attempting to swim the English channel for his blind charity fund-

 

-Scum-land- France! tounge.gif

-The Beast's roar- The sound of a ferry/cruise-liner's horn

 

(Highlight to read)

 

As always, any C&C is most welcome.

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Initially, going by its title, I thought this piece would be about chavs or something along the lines of football hooliganism. tounge2.gif Evidently, I was wrong.

 

Very interesting and good work. I wouldn't have gotten it unless I read the spoiler, though that's mostly to do with my brain capacity (or lack thereof).

 

All in all? icon14.gif

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Thanks for the swift reply, mate. Glad you liked it. I was hoping it would mind-boggle somebody, and since you've got the least amount of brain capacity around, I had high hopes. You didn't let me down. tounge.gif

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Ahh, I sadly had to cheat and use the spoiler tags, but after re-reading it again I think you've really nailed it on the head.

 

"The ones who, like me, do not contain the most coveted luxury the gift of life possesses"

 

Although I'm not 100% sure it might be:

 

The ones, whom like me, do not contain the most coveted luxury the gift of life possesses"

 

I felt the first comma split the sentence up and sort of wrecked the flow.

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Thanks for the comments, glad you liked it.

 

Lochie, yeah, after editing it to the way you proposed, it does seem to flow better. Cheers for the pointer. icon14.gif

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