paperheart Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just got off the phone guys with the lead programmer thats been working on the patch. Nearlly ALL issues are fixed with sli support and they have implemented AA which is great news. Multiplayer dedicated server support with Punkbuster!!!! finally!. Game has been optimized to run on min spec pcs with 20-30 fps boost depending on your hardware. Cant wait till feb! Patch weighs in around 178mb Dude, I just got off the phone too with Rockstar's CEO thats also been working on the patch because he just fired their lead programmer for spilling false information. In this patch, almost everything in the game will be adjusted. A machine with 500GHz of processor can even run this game smoothly with 50fps on AA, blooming and a sh*tload more effects. There is also a multiplayer option where you can crash your head into your computer screen and start interacting with other players online. After talking to the CEO for almost an hour, his advice was to completely remove the game as it's such a sh*tty port so this patch will automatically uninstall the game and clean up all registry entry for this game (save games are still kept in microsh*t live and you can load it in GTA-SA to resume the game). Can't wait til the patch comes out. It only weighs in around 2kb! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058898565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex0gen Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I had way below min specs and i could play on a half decent frame rate.. but now for some reason it wont even run the rockstar socail club!!! ROCKSTAR, PULL YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND DO WHAT YOUR PAID TO DO!!!! FIX IT! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058898616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eurogeneraal Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I just got off the phone with your mother. She told me he's trolling. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058898618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz123 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 There is also a multiplayer option where you can crash your head into your computer screen and start interacting with other players online. i lol'ed. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058898933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrysis02 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) I had way below min specs and i could play on a half decent frame rate.. but now for some reason it wont even run the rockstar socail club!!! ROCKSTAR, PULL YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND DO WHAT YOUR PAID TO DO!!!! FIX IT! You obviously misread something.They ARE payed to put their fingers up their asses.Ideas gotta' come from somewhere...Now you know from where the console port idea came from. "Fix it!" is just the title of their first patch. Edited January 21, 2009 by Dcrysis02 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungGun Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 There is also a multiplayer option where you can crash your head into your computer screen and start interacting with other players online. i lol'ed. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
elBATCHo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 wheres that fag turbo158 or w.e his screen name is? the one that szaid he just got off the phone with Rockstar programmer he never even came back to back his sh*t up Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo1508 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 wheres that fag turbo158 or w.e his screen name is? the one that szaid he just got off the phone with Rockstar programmer he never even came back to back his sh*t up Thats because i got a 24 hour ban for rickrolling you noobs. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle016 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 wheres that fag turbo158 or w.e his screen name is? the one that szaid he just got off the phone with Rockstar programmer he never even came back to back his sh*t up Thats because i got a 24 hour ban for rickrolling you noobs. Do you really have nothing better to do with your life than make multiple screen names online and post dumb videos? I bet your parents are proud of you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo1508 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Infact anything that is posted on these forums that isnt you is only one of my many aliases. Your an idiot. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shof Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Infact anything that is posted on these forums that isnt you is only one of my many aliases. Your an idiot. mods/admins can find your other gtaforums accounts by doing an IP lookup...just saying... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishman82 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Infact anything that is posted on these forums that isnt you is only one of my many aliases. Your an idiot. mods/admins can find your other gtaforums accounts by doing an IP lookup...just saying... They will all have different IP's if he's smart because he will be using a proxy Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro_hedgehog Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Infact anything that is posted on these forums that isnt you is only one of my many aliases. Your an idiot. mods/admins can find your other gtaforums accounts by doing an IP lookup...just saying... They will all have different IP's if he's smart because he will be using a proxy IF he's smart. i don't think that is the case... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058899662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Infact anything that is posted on these forums that isnt you is only one of my many aliases. Your an idiot. Wow, the irony is quite strong. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058900728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meki Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 We wont seen him now for a couple of days....his is googling how to use a proxy.... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058900759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
reznor Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 @ turbo1508 : return the keyboard to your dady Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058900775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 You should all know by now that trolling on these forums is like pissing into an ocean of piss Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058900941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_XP Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I had R* member on the phone and they add Jack Bombdickson in the next patch. If you kill, you ll get unlimited Ammo and max excitement on the ho's. Ok, now Ontopic, I really hope the next patch is hopefully the great solutioner wich fix all negative things. I expect the 2nd patch will be than only just 33MB. Maybe 500 MB or higher. Only 178MB cant do all these jobs. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058900960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filo90 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 This long pause by rockstar could be seen positively (maybe they are really fixing the problems and need much time), but on the other hand they have never comunicate any progress........... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058901335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
P33t Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Because the patch has a size of 20 GB they gave him a name. "GTA V" Why is everybody saying that turbo1508 is lying? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058901398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
okei Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The PC section of the GTA IV forums should be renamed to "trolling area". Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058901439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The PC section of the GTA IV forums should be renamed to "trolling area". And that would get rid of the trolls? No, sir. People should just stop feeding the trolls. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058901483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz123 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Because the patch has a size of 20 GB they gave him a name."GTA V" Why is everybody saying that turbo1508 is lying? is this a joke? he said it literally himself. but hey who believes in someone called turbo(...) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058902007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duelist Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ok, now Ontopic, I really hope the next patch is hopefully the great solutionerwich fix all negative things. I expect the 2nd patch will be than only just 33MB. Maybe 500 MB or higher. Only 178MB cant do all these jobs. Well, ur wrong. 100Mb patch would be even way too heavy sized. Think logicaly - executables, engine files ~ 15Mb, other files which determines game variables etc ~76Mb Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058902152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo1508 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Because the patch has a size of 20 GB they gave him a name."GTA V" Why is everybody saying that turbo1508 is lying? Quick update, Patch was cancelled. Reason - The game doesnt need a patch, it is made for future hardware. Sigh Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058902200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz123 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Because the patch has a size of 20 GB they gave him a name."GTA V" Why is everybody saying that turbo1508 is lying? Quick update, Patch was cancelled. Reason - The game doesnt need a patch, it is made for future hardware. Sigh you have something in common with gta4: both of u FAILED! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058902212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperheart Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Infact anything that is posted on these forums that isnt you is only one of my many aliases. Your an idiot. many aliases. lol!!! wtf for? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058902790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAPPA_T_A Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I am very sure a patch will be released, afterall, Rockstar did say that they would continue working on the game. They dont need to announce nothing, especially on this forum, afterall the general attitude of a some people on this forum is shocking. Also, they had to get the game out for a christmas release, so more than likely they skipped or cut corners on a few things in the programming side to get it out on the pc for xmas. Weather you find this is acceptable or not is a matter of oppinion, but theres no point crying over spilled milk. Now seeing what the actual problems and bugs are with the game at this time suggest that the problems are quite major and deep within the programming and the game engine, but would be fixable, certainly problems that could not be fixed in a few days or even weeks. This is going from my knowlage of programming. The rumored patch of around 175mb would sound about right giving the amount of problems there is with the game, as 175mb equals to a major amount of text, which reverts to code. So maybe for the few of you instead of flaming and taking the piss, maybe just wait and see if a patch will be released, as im sure there will be at some point, and then wont you lot look like the silly ones! Just thought ild give my two cents. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058903201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkey82 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 They dont need to announce nothing Why the hell not? If people bought but can't play the game, why would it be so much out of R*'s way to announce some fix? Also, watch the double negatives Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058903223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickymaddness Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 The PC section of the GTA IV forums should be renamed to "trolling area". +1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/393347-patch-1020/page/5/#findComment-1058903272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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