Edmachine Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 ... She has never had a boyfriends before and since neither have I, ... I think that might be a good thing. Also, shouldn't you call her, if she's 20 minutes late? Ask her where she is? What's taking her so long? We will be the arms that lift you up We will be the hand that strike you down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 Actually It took me ages to get her number out of her. I called the other girl about 4 times and texted her once...no dice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Actually It took me ages to get her number out of her. I called the other girl about 4 times and texted her once...no dice. No no no! The key to a woman's heart is to ignore them completely, or when they do talk to you treat them with the uptmost distain. That way they think that they will be able to 'change' you or they see you as a challenge. So, stop calling, stop texting and ignore the bitch. If she apologises for not meeting you then just say 'Oh, yeah. Well I had other plans so it was a good thing you never showed' Or something to that affect. EDIT: It tickles me somewhat that there is a member called Tryst viewing the topic, given the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bates_GTA Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Actually It took me ages to get her number out of her. I called the other girl about 4 times and texted her once...no dice. No no no! The key to a woman's heart is to ignore them completely, or when they do talk to you treat them with the uptmost distain. That way they think that they will be able to 'change' you or they see you as a challenge. So, stop calling, stop texting and ignore the bitch. If she apologises for not meeting you then just say 'Oh, yeah. Well I had other plans so it was a good thing you never showed' Or something to that affect. EDIT: It tickles me somewhat that there is a member called Tryst viewing the topic, given the situation. His right, DO NOT act to persesive or it's over already, act like you don't care, but not to cocky & ignorant, For example act as if she's one girl in a hole bunch that your texting. As for the bitch that didn't meet you, IGNORE the sh*t out of her, don't even look. What i always do is always keep a smile on my face & she'd bound to look once or twice, aslong as you don't she's going to think she means nothing to you, its a turn on. Good Luck Nutboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I had arse worms for 8 years, I also suffer from scales on the underside of my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I also suffer from scales on the underside of my penis. Your genitals may look like fish but at least they don't smell(/taste) like fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodfatherITB Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Always remember: nothing turns a woman on more than be treated like absolute sh*t. Go get 'em, tiger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Ignore that other bitch who stood you up and go with this foolproof plan on the new girl: 1. Introduce her to the joys of Heroin. 2. Start charging her for it. 3. When she runs out of money to pay, allow her to do sexual favours in return for it. 4. Congratulations, she will now be completely dependent on you for her needs. GREAT SUCCESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxLDCxX Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Actually It took me ages to get her number out of her. I called the other girl about 4 times and texted her once...no dice. No no no! The key to a woman's heart is to ignore them completely, or when they do talk to you treat them with the uptmost distain. That way they think that they will be able to 'change' you or they see you as a challenge. So, stop calling, stop texting and ignore the bitch. If she apologises for not meeting you then just say 'Oh, yeah. Well I had other plans so it was a good thing you never showed' Or something to that affect. EDIT: It tickles me somewhat that there is a member called Tryst viewing the topic, given the situation. Finally, someone who uses the same technique as me. If more guys did this, everyone would have a girl.haha. Treat them like sh*t, but not too bad...like he said, just enough to where they think they can change you. It works i promise. Remember this quote...."Nice guys always finish last" Because sadly...it is very true. Thats why girls always go for the badass guys. When the badass guys break their heart they run to the nice guys, but eventually they will go right back to the badass. Its just the way girls are. Good Luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 i dont read every thread here at gtaf - oh and my memory is shot to hell.......but..... nutboy? haven't i seen other insecurity threads with your name? -change the style of music you are listening to -stop freakin worring My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 A thumb up the arsehole works wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. you mean lie down on her or sex? i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. I mean oral sex silly! woah im 15 shes 13 so i dont think ill be "performing" anytime soon. pffffft noob She has never had a boyfriends before and since neither have I, I dont have to worry about crappy kissing!!! Lol well we don't expect you to have had a boyfriend. Also just because she's never had a boyfriend, doesn't mean she's never kissed anyone and doesn't mean she won't know if you a retard kisser. Edited January 22, 2009 by ryuclan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 A thumb up the arsehole works wonders. you´re by far the non-noobiest OH NINER i´ve seen. new account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 Guess what guys, it was a misunderstanding! she was looking for me in the wrong place. Im f*cking screwed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Guess what guys, it was a misunderstanding! she was looking for me in the wrong place. Im f*cking screwed! I think you know what to do big boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Guess what guys, it was a misunderstanding! she was looking for me in the wrong place. Im f*cking screwed! Why don't you just tell her that you thought she stood you up and you found something better. you guys are young, relationship probably doesn't mean sh*t anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnace Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Guess what guys, it was a misunderstanding! she was looking for me in the wrong place. Im f*cking screwed! She's lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 I told her it will be awhile before we can go out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 A thumb up the arsehole works wonders. you´re by far the non-noobiest OH NINER i´ve seen. new account? http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=88656 Your correct sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bates_GTA Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Guess what guys, it was a misunderstanding! she was looking for me in the wrong place. Im f*cking screwed! She's lying. BOOM HEADSHOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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