Girish Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 EDIT: sorry for off-topicness: Don't dump people who can't kiss, it's not nice. Just do what you think she likes. Fuuuck that. I've split up with a girl in the past because she couldn't kiss. Goes to show you're a bad teacher. I kissed a girl for the first time when I was 15. We both had no prior experience but at least, I knew how it is to be done. Eventually, she learnt the art of kissing slow and steadily. And boy, did we have some great kissing moments thereafter! Unfortunately, she got so much better at kissing that she left me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The majority of you are 13-16, you suck at it. But I heard if you try get your tongue as far possible down her throat she'll like it more. True, and bite on her ear a little bit an caress her body as you slowly move your lips and tongue on hers in a essence of pure love and sensuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The majority of you are 13-16, you suck at it. But I heard if you try get your tongue as far possible down her throat she'll like it more. True, and bite on her ear a little bit an caress her body as you slowly move your lips and tongue on hers in a essence of pure love and sensuality. You can bite on a girls ear whilst playing a few rounds of Tongue tennis at the same time....!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 EDIT: sorry for off-topicness: Don't dump people who can't kiss, it's not nice. Just do what you think she likes. Fuuuck that. I've split up with a girl in the past because she couldn't kiss. Goes to show you're a bad teacher. I kissed a girl for the first time when I was 15. We both had no prior experience but at least, I knew how it is to be done. Eventually, she learnt the art of kissing slow and steadily. And boy, did we have some great kissing moments thereafter! Unfortunately, she got so much better at kissing that she left me. You call me a bad teacher, then say "eventually"? Ha. If she was worth teaching, I would have tought her. And she left you. Ha ha ha. Just kidding, girish. Life is tough. I just believe if the first kiss isn't amazing, there's no point. People shouldn't have to change or learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I just believe if the first kiss isn't amazing, there's no point. People shouldn't have to change or learn. But how can it be amazing if the person standing in front of you is a first timer? It doesn't hurt to show them some of your tricks if they have no idea what they're doing. Kissing is something that you learn through observation and experience, right? And I did teach my ex. Initially, she was like a statue while kissing, lips tight shut and I had to work my way around her lips. That was pathetic. But then I taught her how to use both the lips and tongue to extract maximum pleasure from even a short kiss. Good thing though that she was a quick learner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The best part of kissing is when girls dig their nails into your neck gently, makes my nipples like bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I just believe if the first kiss isn't amazing, there's no point. People shouldn't have to change or learn. But how can it be amazing if the person standing in front of you is a first timer? It doesn't hurt to show them some of your tricks if they have no idea what they're doing. Kissing is something that you learn through observation and experience, right? And I did teach my ex. Initially, she was like a statue while kissing, lips tight shut and I had to work my way around her lips. That was pathetic. But then I taught her how to use both the lips and tongue to extract maximum pleasure from even a short kiss. Good thing though that she was a quick learner. There aren't many first timers round nowadays. Unless you're a total paedo. Trying to tell us something, girish? And please stop describing how you kiss. That's really awkward to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 does a kiss on the cheek count as a first kiss? if not then i´ve never kissed.. yeah.. 17 years! f*ck YOU LIFE!! f*ck YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 There aren't many first timers round nowadays. Unless you're a total paedo. Trying to tell us something, girish? Well, we aren't first timers because we are way past that age. I was hinting at the huge under-15 population that we have here who might be first timers. And please stop describing how you kiss. That's really awkward to read. haha...did I tell you about the first time I had sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) You can't really teach kissing. It's not like you can say add 2 ml of spit a pinch of tounge etc. Things like that is just something you gotta learn yourself. See what they like and go with the flow. Honestly i think most people get over kissing badly when there 11 and 10. Once you get past that age you just practise going down on each other Edited January 19, 2009 by sam33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-x Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 does a kiss on the cheek count as a first kiss? if not then i´ve never kissed.. yeah.. 17 years! f*ck YOU LIFE!! f*ck YOU! Dam that would suck...Just pay a random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 does a kiss on the cheek count as a first kiss? if not then i´ve never kissed.. yeah.. 17 years! f*ck YOU LIFE!! f*ck YOU! Dam that would suck...Just pay a random I tryed that once. Lets jsut say the 17 year old swedish blonde turned out to be 70 year old mr thompson from next door. Looked like a f*cking satsuma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-x Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Lol, My first kiss was in a Tent in the woods playing dares. Ahh cant beat the old sloppy Kisses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 And please stop describing how you kiss. That's really awkward to read. haha...did I tell you about the first time I had sex? If I wanted to hear the world's shortest story, I could think of better topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 EDIT: sorry for off-topicness: Don't dump people who can't kiss, it's not nice. Just do what you think she likes. Fuuuck that. I've split up with a girl in the past because she couldn't kiss. Kissing is one of the most important things when it comes to a relationship. If you can't bond over a kiss, you're f*cked. I agree with pap. The ability to kiss each other and both enjoy it is actually an important part of bonding in a relationship. Being a bad kisser can f*ck you over in the short-run because any chick (or guy) who might consider wanting to be with someone of the opposite will judge their kissing as a measurement of the level of intimacy and connection the two people will feel. Sometimes the spark it there, sometimes it isn't. But if you are going to be trying to lick some person's face or act like Predator when making out, you are going to ruin any chance of forming a relationship with someone. In other words... Don't know how to kiss? You are screwed in relationships unless you can figure out how to get past the initial judging stage and straight onto "good in the sack" rating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Remember, the further down her throat you can jam your tongue, the more the girl enjoys it. No, no, no Mark. The faster and more alarmingly you move your tounge in her mouth the better she likes it. What you were thinking of was your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 Remember, the further down her throat you can jam your tongue, the more the girl enjoys it. No, no, no Mark. The faster and more alarmingly you move your tounge in her mouth the better she likes it. What you were thinking of was your penis. Wouldnt that be potentially harmful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Remember, the further down her throat you can jam your tongue, the more the girl enjoys it. No, no, no Mark. The faster and more alarmingly you move your tounge in her mouth the better she likes it. What you were thinking of was your penis. Wouldnt that be potentially harmful? Only if she resists it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnace Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Remember, the further down her throat you can jam your tongue, the more the girl enjoys it. No, no, no Mark. The faster and more alarmingly you move your tounge in her mouth the better she likes it. What you were thinking of was your penis. Wouldnt that be potentially harmful? Only if you don't hold her nose for more than 2 minutes or so, so bring a stopwatch if you're planning to do this. If she passes out that just means she's tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Only if you don't hold her nose for more than 2 minutes or so, so bring a stopwatch if you're planning to do this. If she passes out that just means she's tired. From my experience when she passes out it means she wants to go to the next stage. Be sure to tie her up first in case she wakes up half way, she'll struggle a bit if she does but that is just the initial shock. She calms down after you head butt her for a bit, I've been told they enjoy that bit the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 If the kissing doesn't turn her on, I guess you could always tea-bag a girl. Works wonders I tell ye, so who wants to hear my indepth technique of tea-bagging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 If the kissing doesn't turn her on, I guess you could always tea-bag a girl. Works wonders I tell ye, so who wants to hear my indepth technique of tea-bagging? No video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Only if you don't hold her nose for more than 2 minutes or so, so bring a stopwatch if you're planning to do this. If she passes out that just means she's tired. From my experience when she passes out it means she wants to go to the next stage. Be sure to tie her up first in case she wakes up half way, she'll struggle a bit if she does but that is just the initial shock. She calms down after you head butt her for a bit, I've been told they enjoy that bit the most. Ah, it's true. And agreed Max. Did I ever tell you the story of the girl I met with no gag reflex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Only if you don't hold her nose for more than 2 minutes or so, so bring a stopwatch if you're planning to do this. If she passes out that just means she's tired. From my experience when she passes out it means she wants to go to the next stage. Be sure to tie her up first in case she wakes up half way, she'll struggle a bit if she does but that is just the initial shock. She calms down after you head butt her for a bit, I've been told they enjoy that bit the most. Ah, it's true. And agreed Max. Did I ever tell you the story of the girl I met with no gag reflex? Pfft, Don't lie! No girl's ever had to gag when you've put that pathetic excuse for genitalia near their mouth. You barely pass the incisors let alone tickle the tonsils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Did I ever tell you the story of the girl I met with no gag reflex? Did I ever tell you the story of the girl I met with an empty eye socket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Did I ever tell you the story of the girl I met with no gag reflex? Did I ever tell you the story of the girl I met with an empty eye socket? Digïtál £vîl vomits on himself a little in disgust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 17 years and still girls refuse to come near me, I guess I am used to it now though. Still, I can pray on the mentaly weak destroying them slowly from within 'till I am the only one they trust... Thats how I get ma' kisses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger325 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 yea you can be a bad kisser...its best just to relax and let things happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) We were going out on our 1st date today but I waited for 20 mins at the spot SHE told me. My friends told me to face the fact I had been stood up . sh*t I felt sick. I went into the highstreet to get a burger and go home but then some mates from the year above,below and my year saw me alone so they asked what happened. They laughed at me silly but told me to hang out with them. Later one of their girlfriends came with their friends. We hung out and i really hit it off with one. Later on after getting kicked out of the pentagon by a couple of racist gaurds, I wanted to ask for her number. It took ages though. She has never had a boyfriends before and since neither have I, I dont have to worry about crappy kissing!!! Oh and shes 14. Shes also hotter. Edited January 21, 2009 by nutboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnace Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 We were going out on our 1st date today but I waited for 20 mins at the spot SHE told me. My friends told me to face the fact I had been stood up . sh*t I felt sick. I went into the highstreet to get a burger and go home but then some mates from the year above,below and my year saw me alone so they asked what happened. They laughed at me silly but told me to hang out with them. Later one of their girlfriends came with their friends. We hung out and i really hit it off with one. Later on after getting kicked out of the pentagon by a couple of racist gaurds, I wanted to ask for her number. It took ages though. She has never had a boyfriends before and since neither have I, I dont have to worry about crappy kissing!!! Oh and shes 14. It took her ages to write down her number? And well done! Keep us updated bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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