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Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn.

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Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn.

thats kinda sick dude...although a way to practice sounds like a good idea.

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Just whip it out.

Stop the clock!

Really though mate, don't dread it; it all comes from experience.

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Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn.

thats kinda sick dude...although a way to practice sounds like a good idea.

Hey, sounds like your desperate and haven't got much choice in the matter. How about when you do it, try and stop worrying if you said you haven't had a decent kiss in ages, then its going to be a little scary doing it again but once your used to it well its like riding a bike! You never forget.

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Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn.

thats kinda sick dude...although a way to practice sounds like a good idea.

Hey, sounds like your desperate and haven't got much choice in the matter. How about when you do it, try and stop worrying if you said you haven't had a decent kiss in ages, then its going to be a little scary doing it again but once your used to it well its like riding a bike! You never forget.

He's right. Just go for it, practise on the ugly ones.

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

 

Beer goggles are always a problem. Double-takes have saved many blushes.

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

Leave my mum out of this!!!

 

OT,

Lol.

 

 

 

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow.

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I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow.

Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! biggrin.gif

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you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that.

 

Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. icon14.gif

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I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow.

Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! biggrin.gif

Why were you watching him make-out with someone?

 

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I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow.

Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! biggrin.gif

Why were you watching him make-out with someone?

 

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They were twelve, just seen their first porno, and had begun practicing on each other.

 

 

Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

 

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you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that.

 

Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. icon14.gif

You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand icon14.gif

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you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that.

 

Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. icon14.gif

You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand icon14.gif

Same women thought me. icon14.gif

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you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that.

 

Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. icon14.gif

You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand icon14.gif

Same women thought me. icon14.gif

How many mothers does he have? dozingoff.gif

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The majority of you are 13-16, you suck at it. But I heard if you try get your tongue as far possible down her throat she'll like it more.

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can you realy suck at kissing? my friend just dumped a girl over that.

Well, I actually think that's a good enough reason to dump someone. I mean, what's the point if they're that useless?

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

Hahaha why exactly the same thing keeps happening to me my good fellow!

But f*ck it bro, as long as they seem fit, and we have fun on that night it all good. Bedding her and seeing the ugly lard-bucket making the "walk-of-shame" infront all your friends the next day is a different jazz though... sad.gif

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

Hahaha why exactly the same thing keeps happening to me my good fellow!

But f*ck it bro, as long as they seem fit, and we have fun on that night it all good. Bedding her and seeing the ugly lard-bucket making the "walk-of-shame" infront all your friends the next day is a different jazz though... sad.gif

I never realised how Humiliating it is, until the same happened & my friends have not let it go since, the worst part is the girl that texts you non-stop, because your the only bit of action she's ever had.

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never made out. i'm not quite a hit with the ladies at school, and don't really need to be either. i've got at least 20 years to get some. Of course, if i get in a relation i'll just go with it i suppose. i'll probably just end up freindzone'd, though.

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

At least you're honest wink.gif

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I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow.

Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! biggrin.gif

Why were you watching him make-out with someone?

 

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Was in a bar. Loads of people round. Was drinking with a couple of mates whilst another mate (more drunk than us), went to try and pull a girl... and voila.

 

Nothing sinister, sadistic or perverted about it.

 

And I was 22 at the time, not 12. Cheers What!?. sarcasm.gif

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

I mean oral sex silly! turn.gif

woah im 15 shes 13 so i dont think ill be "performing" anytime soon.

I hope not, i cant be bothered with you making a topic about aiming for the right hole.

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Cheers What!?. sarcasm.gif

Damn. I got the sarcasm emoticon.

 

I was just havin' a laugh, man. I'm sure you and your buddies were having a completely hetero experience. Didn't mean to rile ya up. biggrin.gif

 

I'd buy ya a beer but... its the internet.

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you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that.

 

Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. icon14.gif

You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand icon14.gif

Same women thought me. icon14.gif

Make sure you thank my mother for "thoughting" you. icon14.gif

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EDIT: sorry for off-topicness: Don't dump people who can't kiss, it's not nice. Just do what you think she likes.

Fuuuck that. I've split up with a girl in the past because she couldn't kiss.

 

Kissing is one of the most important things when it comes to a relationship. If you can't bond over a kiss, you're f*cked.

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can you realy suck at kissing? my friend just dumped a girl over that.

Well, at first, chances are you won't be too good at it. But that's not to say you're going to fail and she's gonna dump you for it. The first kiss between two people is so special that really, how well you do it doesn't matter because you'll both be too, 'Caught up in the moment' (Cliche, I know tounge.gif) to really care how good the other person is. If you stay together, then you will start to learn how you like kissing in a certain way, and you will just naturally start using that approach everytime and it'll become like second nature.

Really, it's nothing to get worried about, if somebody is so shallow that they dump someone if they kiss badly, then their chances at any long term relationships really aren't that good.

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kissing someone is not hard.

 

if you need practice, try your mom or your pillow

I jsut tryd that & now my mom yelled at me & ran in2 her room screemin @ me. I guess i really suck sad.gif

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