Rebel Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn. thats kinda sick dude...although a way to practice sounds like a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Just whip it out. Stop the clock! Really though mate, don't dread it; it all comes from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn. thats kinda sick dude...although a way to practice sounds like a good idea. Hey, sounds like your desperate and haven't got much choice in the matter. How about when you do it, try and stop worrying if you said you haven't had a decent kiss in ages, then its going to be a little scary doing it again but once your used to it well its like riding a bike! You never forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bates_GTA Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Practice on your sister/mum/any female relative they'll love to help you learn. thats kinda sick dude...although a way to practice sounds like a good idea. Hey, sounds like your desperate and haven't got much choice in the matter. How about when you do it, try and stop worrying if you said you haven't had a decent kiss in ages, then its going to be a little scary doing it again but once your used to it well its like riding a bike! You never forget. He's right. Just go for it, practise on the ugly ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Fellini Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 just let the kiss naturally flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention! Beer goggles are always a problem. Double-takes have saved many blushes. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention! Leave my mum out of this!!! OT, Lol. I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow. Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodfatherITB Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you mean lie down on her or sex? Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that. Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow. Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! Why were you watching him make-out with someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHAT!? Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow. Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! Why were you watching him make-out with someone? They were twelve, just seen their first porno, and had begun practicing on each other. Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention! Yeah dude. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furnace Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you mean lie down on her or sex? Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that. Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thosebout2rock Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you mean lie down on her or sex? Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that. Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand Same women thought me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you mean lie down on her or sex? Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that. Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand Same women thought me. How many mothers does he have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 The majority of you are 13-16, you suck at it. But I heard if you try get your tongue as far possible down her throat she'll like it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 can you realy suck at kissing? my friend just dumped a girl over that. Well, I actually think that's a good enough reason to dump someone. I mean, what's the point if they're that useless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D- Ice Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention! Hahaha why exactly the same thing keeps happening to me my good fellow! But f*ck it bro, as long as they seem fit, and we have fun on that night it all good. Bedding her and seeing the ugly lard-bucket making the "walk-of-shame" infront all your friends the next day is a different jazz though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bates_GTA Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention! Hahaha why exactly the same thing keeps happening to me my good fellow! But f*ck it bro, as long as they seem fit, and we have fun on that night it all good. Bedding her and seeing the ugly lard-bucket making the "walk-of-shame" infront all your friends the next day is a different jazz though... I never realised how Humiliating it is, until the same happened & my friends have not let it go since, the worst part is the girl that texts you non-stop, because your the only bit of action she's ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 never made out. i'm not quite a hit with the ladies at school, and don't really need to be either. i've got at least 20 years to get some. Of course, if i get in a relation i'll just go with it i suppose. i'll probably just end up freindzone'd, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHXC Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention! At least you're honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I have nothing to contribute to this conversation except to make sure you don't headbutt her by accident and break her nose. Awkward moment will follow. Mate of mine cracked off half of his front tooth doing that... was fecking funny for the rest of us watching though! Why were you watching him make-out with someone? Was in a bar. Loads of people round. Was drinking with a couple of mates whilst another mate (more drunk than us), went to try and pull a girl... and voila. Nothing sinister, sadistic or perverted about it. And I was 22 at the time, not 12. Cheers What!?. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. you mean lie down on her or sex? i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. I mean oral sex silly! woah im 15 shes 13 so i dont think ill be "performing" anytime soon. I hope not, i cant be bothered with you making a topic about aiming for the right hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHAT!? Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Cheers What!?. Damn. I got the sarcasm emoticon. I was just havin' a laugh, man. I'm sure you and your buddies were having a completely hetero experience. Didn't mean to rile ya up. I'd buy ya a beer but... its the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalosoulj4h20 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 practice on her vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodfatherITB Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 you mean lie down on her or sex? Ok, first off; I nearly choked to death on food I was eating from laughing when I read that. Anywho, I was fifteen when I first "performed oral sex" (in b4 penis sucking jokes). It was shortly after I started learning the techniques of kissing, so at that age I got an all around education in the arts of kissing mouth AND vagina. You're lucky to have had your mum teach you first hand Same women thought me. Make sure you thank my mother for "thoughting" you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 kissing someone is not hard. if you need practice, try your mom or your pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 EDIT: sorry for off-topicness: Don't dump people who can't kiss, it's not nice. Just do what you think she likes. Fuuuck that. I've split up with a girl in the past because she couldn't kiss. Kissing is one of the most important things when it comes to a relationship. If you can't bond over a kiss, you're f*cked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 can you realy suck at kissing? my friend just dumped a girl over that. Well, at first, chances are you won't be too good at it. But that's not to say you're going to fail and she's gonna dump you for it. The first kiss between two people is so special that really, how well you do it doesn't matter because you'll both be too, 'Caught up in the moment' (Cliche, I know ) to really care how good the other person is. If you stay together, then you will start to learn how you like kissing in a certain way, and you will just naturally start using that approach everytime and it'll become like second nature. Really, it's nothing to get worried about, if somebody is so shallow that they dump someone if they kiss badly, then their chances at any long term relationships really aren't that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 kissing someone is not hard. if you need practice, try your mom or your pillow I jsut tryd that & now my mom yelled at me & ran in2 her room screemin @ me. I guess i really suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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