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i havent kissed a girl in 6 years and that was my first with an aisan girl. can you realy suck at kissing? my friend just dumped a girl over that. i just got with a girl and im sure we will kiss at somepoint and since she is younger than me it would suck if she thought i sucked at kissing whatsthat.gif

anyway can you suck?

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can you realy suck at kissing?

Sort of. You can also kiss while sucking.

 

 

anyway can you suck?

No, but my girl could.

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1) Yes you can suck at kissing.

 

2) It's a stupid reason to dump someone, anyone who does dump someone over that is a c*nt, as with most things there's a learning curve.

 

3) Lol.

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Nibble on her ear lobe.

holy sh*t!

 

anyway the girl my friend dumped had her first kiss with him anyway.

 

exactly how can you suck?

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lol.gif Holy sh*t, joke thread?

 

It is possible to be bad, and you definitely will be. And yes it's a dumpworthy offence.

 

 

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lol.gif Holy sh*t, joke thread?

 

It is possible to be bad, and you definitely will be. And yes it's a dumpworthy offence.

why would it be a joke? i only started worrying when my friend dumped someone over it.

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exactly how can you suck?

Don't make me post a vid.

 

If anyone dumps someone over a kiss they're either:

 

1) Lying

 

2) 12.

 

Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

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lol.gif Holy sh*t, joke thread?

 

It is possible to be bad, and you definitely will be. And yes it's a dumpworthy offence.

why would it be a joke? i only started worrying when my friend dumped someone over it.

All right mang, then don't worry.

 

What will happen is, you'll kiss, and after like 2 seconds you'll get "in synchronisation" if you know what I mean. Just match what she's doing, like if she's only giving you a bit of tongue, don't try and choke her with yours, just give her a bit back.

 

And touch her up as well. Go on.

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lol.gif Holy sh*t, joke thread?

 

It is possible to be bad, and you definitely will be. And yes it's a dumpworthy offence.

why would it be a joke? i only started worrying when my friend dumped someone over it.

Are you lucking to date your friend? His an ass, you dont dump someone over that.

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

Shallow Mark!

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

I mean oral sex silly! turn.gif

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Hell, I for one can't kiss for sh*t after a beer or 10, but then again the fit bird I'm pulling is usually a fattie who's just grateful for the attention!

Shallow Mark!

I don't think like that at the time, only the morning after mate!

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

I mean oral sex silly! turn.gif

woah im 15 shes 13 so i dont think ill be "performing" anytime soon.

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

How old are you OP? That's not a dig, by the way.

 

Edit: That explains it lol.gif

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The thing is, everyone has their preferences in how they like to kiss. As the guy, I generally find it my job to see what the girl likes.

For instance, a girl I went out with in high school loved to make out in a way that a friend described as "like in a f*cking porno movie" while another girl kiss like I'd break her face if we applied too much force. Going from the first one to the second took a second to get used to, but I did. Of course if you're not an idiot a change such as that should only take a second to notice.

The one thing I learned about that, is to start out soft and slow, than work your way up to a point where you feel she likes it.

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

I mean oral sex silly! turn.gif

woah im 15 shes 13 so i dont think ill be "performing" anytime soon.

Now you tell me! Ok then I guess you will be limited to kissing and I'd be careful if I were you, people have been called a Pedo for having a relationship between similar such ages at my old Secondary school. For instance a friend of mine who goes to the same college as me now went out with a 12 year old when he was 14 for a short while and people still make Pedo jokes about him, with him being the only one who doesn't find them funny.

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AH, nutboy your topics always light up my day.

 

 

Now you tell me! Ok then I guess you will be limited to kissing and I'd be careful if I were you, people have been called a Pedo for having a relationship between similar such ages at my old Secondary school. For instance a friend of mine who goes to the same college as me now went out with a 12 year old when he was 14 for a short while and people still make Pedo jokes about him, with him being the only one who doesn't find them funny.

I agree with this ^ . I wouldn't go for someone thats two years below you in secondary school. I know a lad that was often with girls 2 years younger than him and we would make pedo jokes till the cows come home. There was also some really weird lad from the local area who went out with a friend of mine when she was 13 and he was 16. But he was a nutjob, went after some of my mates with a knife cos they talked to her.

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AH, nutboy your topics always light up my day.

 

 

Now you tell me! Ok then I guess you will be limited to kissing and I'd be careful if I were you, people have been called a Pedo for having a relationship between similar such ages at my old Secondary school. For instance a friend of mine who goes to the same college as me now went out with a 12 year old when he was 14 for a short while and people still make Pedo jokes about him, with him being the only one who doesn't find them funny.

I agree with this ^ . I wouldn't go for someone thats two years below you in secondary school. I know a lad that was often with girls 2 years younger than him and we would make pedo jokes till the cows come home. There was also some really weird lad from the local area who went out with a friend of mine when she was 13 and he was 16. But he was a nutjob, went after some of my mates with a knife cos they talked to her.

I've been with 14 year old girls when I was 16, and so have other guys I know. A two year gap is nothing IMO.

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That's a pretty nonsensical reason to dump someone, that friend of yours sounds like a twat. Oh and don't worry too much about the kissing, she'll be more interested on how well you can go down on her. icon14.gif

you mean lie down on her or sex?

 

i know loads of people whove been dumped for kissing actalyy. confused.gif

I mean oral sex silly! turn.gif

woah im 15 shes 13 so i dont think ill be "performing" anytime soon.

Wait... aren't you the guy who doesn't fap? You better learn to, or not only you'll suck at kissing, but at other things. *cough* tounge.gif

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YAY! Intimacy advice amongst 13 to 16 year olds!! YAAY!!!

 

 

What a fascinating conversation. turn.gif

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AH, nutboy your topics always light up my day.

 

 

Now you tell me! Ok then I guess you will be limited to kissing and I'd be careful if I were you, people have been called a Pedo for having a relationship between similar such ages at my old Secondary school. For instance a friend of mine who goes to the same college as me now went out with a 12 year old when he was 14 for a short while and people still make Pedo jokes about him, with him being the only one who doesn't find them funny.

I agree with this ^ . I wouldn't go for someone thats two years below you in secondary school. I know a lad that was often with girls 2 years younger than him and we would make pedo jokes till the cows come home. There was also some really weird lad from the local area who went out with a friend of mine when she was 13 and he was 16. But he was a nutjob, went after some of my mates with a knife cos they talked to her.

I've been with 14 year old girls when I was 16, and so have other guys I know. A two year gap is nothing IMO.

A two year gap is nothng aslong as the girl is atleast 14 at the youngest IMO, as you get older its okay.

 

Otherwise its abit sly.gif

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YAY! Intimacy advice amongst 13 to 16 year olds!! YAAY!!!

 

 

What a fascinating conversation. turn.gif

Really is the blind leading the blind eh?

 

There's another topic on age gaps guys, keep it on how to kiss. Lol.

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AH, nutboy your topics always light up my day.

 

 

Now you tell me! Ok then I guess you will be limited to kissing and I'd be careful if I were you, people have been called a Pedo for having a relationship between similar such ages at my old Secondary school. For instance a friend of mine who goes to the same college as me now went out with a 12 year old when he was 14 for a short while and people still make Pedo jokes about him, with him being the only one who doesn't find them funny.

I agree with this ^ . I wouldn't go for someone thats two years below you in secondary school. I know a lad that was often with girls 2 years younger than him and we would make pedo jokes till the cows come home. There was also some really weird lad from the local area who went out with a friend of mine when she was 13 and he was 16. But he was a nutjob, went after some of my mates with a knife cos they talked to her.

I've been with 14 year old girls when I was 16, and so have other guys I know. A two year gap is nothing IMO.

Must be different attitudes in different schools/areas, 'cos although a one year gap was nothing in my schoola two year gap was massive and really quite weird. Especially the lads who'd left (it always seemed to be older lads) coming to the school at home time to see their girlfriends who were in year 10 or even nine. Me and my friends would always talk to one of our mates who was going out with a year nine girl while in year 11 saying that after he'd finished college, she'd only just be leaving school, a massive difference especially considering everyone i know from my year has matured/changed massively over the last 6 months since leaving school.

 

EDIT: sorry for off-topicness: Don't dump people who can't kiss, it's not nice. Just do what you think she likes.

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