unopescio Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) They ask me if Im suicidal,again, I give them a slur of words and curses. Well I get taken to the padded room, told to strip naked, spread my cheeks etc, and they leave me in their with a safety blanket. In the morning I get to go to j-wing(j cats) crazies, weirdos and people not fit for other sections. Get my own cell and a 23 hour lockdown. I read "The monkey wrench gang" while in their and some random Dean Koontz(i tihnk..) novel I can't remember about some cop who takes peyote to solve a crime. Food really wasn't half bad. I will have to remember this. Ive never been to jail, never been caught. But Ive come very close. Edited January 19, 2009 by OnePiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I spent a night in a cell for graffiti. I know more then 10 people who have been to prison for charges like manslaughter, armed robbery, burglary, murder etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ^ Clearly you hang in the best of circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ^ Clearly you hang in the best of circles. Just because i know the people doesnt neccesarily mean i associate socially with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GogZ Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Weekender in the cells but thats it. Me and two other folk, just because of fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz. Hazey Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I've had a few friends go to jail sadly. Mostly drug dealing. Only one serious one, my friend's brother (who I grew up with I was really close with her family) got 25 to life no parole for an armed robbery. It sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wightboy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 It sucks. No it doesnt. Good job there off the streets. if you cant be bothered to learn in school and end up stealing what other people have worked hard for then I dont have any sympathy for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Never been in one myself, don't think I know anyone who has either. Unless one of my mates is hiding something big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Man, the closest I have been to being in jail is when I was visiting a cousin who is in the joint. Other than that, I have never been being bars myself, and I don't plan on being in jail either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger325 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 nope ...clean as a whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 This one time I was backin' out the door, right? Had the TV all up in my grill. Big ol' thing. Couldn't see sh*t. Suddenly, here's this voice: Freeze kid! Hands in the air! Well I'm just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says: "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, Yes sir, I sure did! But if I drop this f*ckin' thing, you got me on destruction of property too! So yeah I did a few years for burglary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Never been to jail, don't plan on it. The odds are already stacked against me and a night in jail me prove to turn into a prolonged stay. My cousin has been to jail three times. Once for armed robbery (5years) another time for car theft (a couple months), and another time for armed robbery, and battery (another 5 years). One of my friends did a couple months for robbing some old people outside of bingo. His brother did 15 for attempted murder, armed robbery. A couple other friends doing time but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Never been to jail, don't plan on it. The odds are already stacked against me and a night in jail me prove to turn into a prolonged stay. This. Damn ryu, everyday I find we have more, and more in common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Never been to jail, don't plan on it. The odds are already stacked against me and a night in jail me prove to turn into a prolonged stay. This. Damn ryu, everyday I find we have more, and more in common. Hell yeah, I've seen it too many times. ryuclan hears music being played in the distance "You know it's hard out here for a pimp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I've had a few friends go to jail sadly. Mostly drug dealing. Only one serious one, my friend's brother (who I grew up with I was really close with her family) got 25 to life no parole for an armed robbery. It sucks. Shouldn't do a bloody armed robbery then. I wish the crims in the UK got 25 without parole for armed robbery, instead of the pants 6-7 years where they'll be out in half the time. This one time I was backin' out the door, right? Had the TV all up in my grill. Big ol' thing. Couldn't see sh*t. Suddenly, here's this voice: Freeze kid! Hands in the air! Well I'm just stand there holdin' on to that TV, so the voice says: "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, Yes sir, I sure did! But if I drop this f*ckin' thing, you got me on destruction of property too! Quality film Teos. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2008 Ford Explorer Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 One night for breaking into school grounds to skate, the way the boltcutters cracked the lock looked like it had been setup wrong, so we got it pretty easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 A mate of mine got nicked recently for drug dealing but that's bout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logob Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I've had to spend a night in a cell, because there was a big group of us fighting and me and about 5 others were too slow, so we got caught and bundled into the back of a police van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecommander Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Nah... and hopefully never. I watch Lockup on MSNBC, people like me wouldn't last in jail. I'm small(not muscular, avarage hight) white and kind of shy. Thats the defination of prision bitch, prob. senseetive needs yard bitch too. . I would consider being a prison guard though, minus all the sh*t thrown at you, and attempted stabbings. I would just like to have the power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I know more then 10 people who have been to prison for charges like manslaughter, armed robbery, burglary, murder etc. Hardcore. You got their numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarz Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Nah... and hopefully never. I watch Lockup on MSNBC, people like me wouldn't last in jail. I'm small(not muscular, avarage hight) white and kind of shy. Thats the defination of prision bitch, prob. senseetive needs yard bitch too. . I would consider being a prison guard though, minus all the sh*t thrown at you, and attempted stabbings. I would just like to have the power. And another fulfils the cliche of small man syndrome. All the more reason why you should never be placed in a position of power with that mentality. --- AMF --- -= A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill =- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 If you mind your own business in the pen you won't get f*cked with regardless how you look. Unless you're a pedo and someone finds out, or a rival gang member, or a snitch, but only if someone finds out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Does monopoly counts? It does In your case. I never went to jail, but however when I broke my arm when I was 8 they were like "You cant leave the ward because like, we have to monitor the cast setting and other stuff". That was like a prison. Worst TV remotes ever. And the Xbox's only good game was Halo: Combat Evolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Never been to jail, but been arrested, cuffed, questioned, and put in the back of a cop car. Visited my ex's dad in prison last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 My Dad was breifly arrested for forging bank notes and questioned for producing drugs. Innocent of both.... we as much as I know Myself I have been arrested twice but never jailed. One for supossdly skipping school (Dumbass copper didn't realise the private schools holdiays are diffrent to that of the state system) and I was also arrested for harrasment but not charged (A scientology booth had been setup and well I got abit viscious and started sitting on them ) Two of my uncles both went to jail for a year, one for trying to smuggle achohol into the country and the other for speeding (140MP in a 30MPH zone, f*cking irresponsible prick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 One for supossdly skipping school (Dumbass copper didn't realise the private schools holdiays are diffrent to that of the state system) Skipping school isn't a crime, my guess is he wanted to scare you. and I was also arrested for harrasment but not charged (A scientology booth had been setup and well I got abit viscious and started sitting on them )Just added you to my respect list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I know more then 10 people who have been to prison for charges like manslaughter, armed robbery, burglary, murder etc. Hardcore. You got their numbers? Not that im going to give you them but what did you have in mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I know more then 10 people who have been to prison for charges like manslaughter, armed robbery, burglary, murder etc. Hardcore. You got their numbers? Not that im going to give you them but what did you have in mind? Hardcore sex, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick Stop Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I know more then 10 people who have been to prison for charges like manslaughter, armed robbery, burglary, murder etc. Hardcore. You got their numbers? Not that im going to give you them but what did you have in mind? Hardcore sex, obviously. Oxidizer wants his arse raided like a bank job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Heh, I remember when I first came to America. Had this friend I would hang out with everyday. We were very little kids, causing trouble everywhere we went and we didn't know how to speak English. Besides the basics, like "yes" "no" "okay". So one day, we decided to take empty beer bottles near the trash dumpsters and throw them in the air and watch them splatter on the ground. Some guy called the cops on us and we happened to both have big, blue, balls. So this police cruiser came up to us and asked us if we had done anything wrong lately, specifically throw beer bottles in the air. We said no. He said he was looking for two little kids with blue balls. We still said no, and he just smiled and left. I don't know if my friend even remembers this but I certainly feel stupid about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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