Calling GTA 1 fans

[Kakashi_sensei]

Hahaha just found this awesome song

To all those people who still remember the theme song from the original GTA ("Joyride" by Da Shootaz), you may find this entertaining To all those who haven't, do yourself a favour and listen to it before reading this "commentary" on GTAIV (or else it won't make much sense)

 

"Hometown, downtown, speeding all around, my PC's got the power in its tower to move any game that gets in its way,

just a blur of fantastic visuals and awesome gameplay,

But today its this new game, GTAIV,

rendering textures ain't part of its program, finding the right way around this map, might be pretty hard cos the game's utter crap

 

G- Grand theft auto, no matter what you do it'll never run like you want it to

T- Theft, determination, we're paying the price for Rockstar's procrastination,

A- Hey, wha' d'ya say, the game barely works but you still had to pay,

take it back to the shop, face it, Rockstar lied, the minimum requirements say i've been taken for a ride

 

I've been taken for a ride

 

Installed the latest patch once its finally released,you know I'm starting to think it'd be better if i was deceased,

its stuck in a neverending jam, so overclocking's my man,

whats that noise

oh s*** its my CPU fan

 

To gain performance was my main aim, to see the "amazing" visuals but sorry, it's a poorly ported game,

Just when i thought it's about as smooth as custard,

an error message on the screen said: Your PC's busted...

ANTIPIRACY, RGSC, RESC, I MISS GTA VC! :"(

[Drag_Drift]

Is it just me or the song is crap?

 

But I agree.